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mammaof3

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On the 3rd day of Xmas, Mrs Hinch said to me hello I’m thank you on itv


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Last thread catch up
Monday

Henry apparently still doesn't steal from his advent calendar but Ron feeds him!! Brother’s antics!!
She had made a dessert yesterday, with wait for it, surprise surprise, JusRol.
Weekend Elf antics and today's hilarity.
Cleaned the windows and patio threshold with her scrub daddy. Must be really dirty.
It was noticed that she has done 8 Elf on the Shelf pics, but it’s only day 7. Thicko, pre-record galore.
Ron messing near Henry again.
Said goodnight, then later posted a video of her combing Henry.
Tuesday
Zzzzz
Day 8 of EOTHS, he was sat in an igloo fishing.
She loves the pop group 5ive so sang a bit for us.
She has made up 2 extra hampers for school raffles, complete with her ‘book’. She is so generous, giving away all these freebies.
A Santa letter was made and Ron signed it. Ron wants a mini washing machine with buttons. lol
They then posted it in their post box outside.
She posted a ( #ad £24k) video about the biggest UK makeup recycling programme. She’s been collecting her empties but she said she’d recorded the video in October and is just sharing it now!!
Apparently, some women were gassing down an aisle in the Coop, Soph was ear-wigging and they said they only follow her for the dog. Haha.
Inch then came home and Ron put his shoes away!!
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.

BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.

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Wiki page.

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For new members.

Kate to the party, nusty people, duty heart, crunky snack and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
MadMaYahoo/Freda/Ma Barker = Zoph's mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Plip and Plop = Flip and Flop the fisccch (as this is the sound they’ll make when they head down the toilet along with their 10+ children who are currently unnamed)


Attempting a worm.






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waffle maker

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I just laughed all the way to school with my daughter about that letter to santa. I'd love to know what Grinch was thinking when she made it look like a mouldy old letter written by a pirate. Like, letters to Santa aren't supposed to look old? She could have added stickers, glitter, reindeer? And the most fun part is writing ' Santa Clause, North Pole etc' on the envelope, Instead she wrote DEAR SANTA. on the wrong side of a weird stapled envelope, and put it in her own wobbly post box. Magic.
 
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fannysjohnny

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Off to Lapland UK then 🙄
Where all her anxiety will disappear and she will look amazing.I'm guessing Cling-on will be granted a day off school and Mayahoodling will tag along.Paputupon will house/dog sit.
The grinch that is hinch is taking us all for a ride with her filters designed to make her appear fragile and forlorn.
She's gearing up to walk away blaming not any old trolling but this site in particular.Imo her recent radio interviews are not necessarily to promote the latest book of lies but to take every opportunity to mention how trolling is destroying her.
I don't doubt that she has some kind of mh condition(sorry,couldn't think of a more suitable word) as there is definitely a pattern within her family.Truth be told was telling the truth when they said that Ma often checked into the Priory when things weren't going her way and her eldest half sister had genuine problems.
I do think she has a bad relationship with food,she probably thought that a gastric procedure would be a quick fix to rid her of her 'puppy fat' but wasn't anticipating the problems it caused.
I honestly believe that manic periods occur when she is not getting her own way and that she can play act her way through them,after all,she witnessed similar behaviour from an early age.
Like the doctor who posted here earlier,I am not in any position to diagnose her.I base my opinion on observations and knowledge of her family.
On this subject I have to admit that due to recent lockdowns and people's change in socialising etc I don't have much new 'tea,'but you'll be the first to know when I do 😉
 
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Ohhoney91

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I have to rant about this...
I used to be a fan of Mrs Hinch. I loved her cleaning tips etc but now I just cannot stand her. She promotes hoarding and buying things you don’t need. How many baskets does one woman need in her house?! She cooks and cleans for the entire family whilst Jamie doesn’t work and she says she loves it and says how happy she is. She portrays an unrealistic view of life - no one is happy to pick up after people 24/7. Including your child! Lastly - she said on LW she won’t promote just anything. Yet she promotes “Flash wipe and done” or whatever it’s called. ISNT THAT WHAT ALL SPRAYS DO?! They’re tricking gullible people into thinking this is a different spray to the 49 others you see in a supermarket! I would prefer her if she was honest about what she does. I would prefer it if she didn’t try to be relatable because she shops in B&M (which I love) but spends hundreds of pounds a week in there! The average working couple with children cannot afford that. She needs to stop this. She needs to read the room. Her and Stacey. No one has time for “refill hour” or “freshen up Friday” we’re working, paying bills and trying to navigate life in a pandemic. Sick of the two of them being propped up as some heroes. Any impressionable people reading this - no ones house is that clean and no one is that organised 7 days a week. Don’t fall for it.
 
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Maryanne

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Did she actually get that gifted? Really disappointed if so. All the hcps that have worked hard throughout the pandemic could of been given that.
We had our Lapland uk cancelled as we were due to go in November. We paid £450 for this and have had to move it to next year as all December dates were taken! The fact Lapland uk gifted these dates to influences instead of opening up to people who’s dates got cancelled has really pissed me off!
 
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mgh727

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The fucking flower company got a freebie too! 😡
I’m actually disgusted with the company that owns Lapland UK, gift these trips to kids with life limiting conditions, children who are carers for their parents or siblings, children in care homes and children that have been orphaned this year by COVID, don’t gift it to children whose parents don’t even need to blink at the idea of spending £700 on a 2/3 hour experience, I’m actually so angry with whoever owns Lapland UK and thought that was a good idea to gift famous people trips!! 🤬🤬🤬
 
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littlemissdg

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I can't cope with all the boxer/fighter names for Ron 😂

also soz guys but I just needed to share this (update on the recent honours degree)

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LilacLady53

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She’s changed the last story on his account! Originally she answered Beyoncé & he said no, but it begins with B. She didn’t know & so he told her, Britney Spears. Now, after saying it begins with B, SHE says Britney Spears & pretends to be surprised when he says yes. What a complete bellend! Everybody gets answers wrong on quizzes, stop pretending you know everything. Liar liar 🩲🔥
 
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RogueRey

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Today is the 9th yet 7 & 3 have still got items in them. What's going on there Sophie aged 5 from Maldon having a picnic with her first born and marketing toy this morning. Who hasn't read her since the 18th Century. 🙄
 

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Nparker92

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I just don't think I can watch her stories today.
Good for her she is going to lapland. She will have a magical day I'm sure.
It just gets to me how easy her life is. I've had the worst year of my life (as have many) and to top it off, yesterday on my due date my husband got sent home from work to self isolate for 2 weeks (even though his test is negative) and will now miss the birth of his child (our rainbow baby from a horrible loss earlier this year).
None of this is her fault of course but I just can't watch her perfect life while mine has hit every fucking hurdle repeatedly this year.
I wish she would just appreciate how easy she has it that's all.
 
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shadyessex33

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Just a couple of things. That outfit you’ve put the kid in is fucking disgusting. Get the kid’s hair cut! The dog nearly had your hand off. Oh and also

J’ADORE L’ORANGE!!!! Foundation much Hun?!
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