The dog is going to take his fingers off. ffs
I know the one and I just larveeee her. She's properly down to Earth. Not in it for the numbers and uses cruelty free products. Oh and she cleans. I mean properly cleans not just a spritz and tap wankJust seen on another cleaning influencers story that she is showing her dressing gown her brother bought her for xmas last year, guess what it's the same one that Soph showed us last night and its from F&F Tesco sorry Soph you soooooo last year, All the best
She’s itching to have a tour of her street like those celeb house tours in Hollywood! A double decker open topped bus stops outside her house while 20 Japanese tourists frantically take photos of Jamie scratching his arse as he walks from the Audi to the front door. They are convinced he must be an A list celeb despite never hearing of him. Meanwhile Soph hides inside with the curtains closed, wearing an oversized hat and huge sunglasses screaming at Jamie that this isn’t what she wanted and she doesn’t know how it happened.She will have her sheep turning up on double decker buses
“I get your breakfast Hen”
I can wear a size 8 in their jeans. Honey these hips ain't no size 8. Also at 5" 9 their "tall" length are ankle biters on me. I wearcthem as nice weather suitable turn ups. Not a good length at all as Hinchy so "advertises"Well I just bought an F&F dress this lunchtime in a 10 when I’m normally a 12 and it’s hanging off me and I’m already on the mince pies this year so I can safely say their sizing is a crock of tit. No wonder they bought in miss master manipulator
We use vocabulary like that when posting on the dogs IG page because its the dog not us spekaing“I get your breakfast Hen”
Surely that should say “I’m getting your breakfast Henry” for a number one author her grammar and ability to construct a sentence isn’t half abysmal.
She's got the bus stop sleepers round the backWhy would you even want a post box in your garden?
Why not any other council owned utility? How about a bus shelter next Soph, or a dog tit bin?
@SunshineRae did have a list on the go of gifted items, and it's tens of thousands of pounds. Easy to drop £300 on a fake postbox when you haven't had to pay for anything inside your houseI wish I had the patience to sit and add up how much money shes wasted on essentially nothing since the start of the pandemic cos that’s the thing, she has nothing to show for her money except tat!
"I'll get your breakfast" or "I've got your breakfast" would also be acceptable. Imagine being her ghost writer“I get your breakfast Hen”
Surely that should say “I’m getting your breakfast Henry” for a number one author her grammar and ability to construct a sentence isn’t half abysmal.
I’m in the same boat as you with my depression at the moment, and I’ve found that taking a break from watching her (among other Insta idiots) has been helpful. I’d highly recommend it! Tattle is a great way of still getting to have a laugh and a gossip without directly exposing yourself to her ‘content’. I stupidly watched her today for the first time in a while because I wanted to see the ludicrous post box, and I already regret it. When I woke up this morning I felt kind of okish, but my mood darkened really rapidly after watching her shite.I actually think I’m going to take a break from her stories (never Tattle!) because I find her so draining. I don’t aspire to be like her in anyway, but the constant spending she does when I’m listening to the Rishi Sunak’s spending review on the radio now, it’s frightening. My depression is at an all time high (or should that be low?) after lots of personal events this year, I dread the Christmas season in part because of social media and all the flaunting that goes on, including Hinch!
It’s true I was far too drunk to be bothered about cleaning I’m too old now, but not much has changed, just the job title.This was me through all my 20s! Working in retail could never save because the pay was awful but at least I wasn’t a thicko sheep fawning after a nobody on Instagram!
She puts content above her sons health. Speaks volumes about the kind of person she isEven though she hasn’t read here since 1422,
For the love of god woman, feed that child some vegetables. Tomato purée is SHOCKING for a little uns tummy. Just give him a bleeping tomato.
Vesties wank sock innit...Bloody that sock has seen better days