Mrs Hinch #279 Every little helps.

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The Tesco content would have been pre-recorded which is pretty standard for advertising as it would have needed to be signed off a number of weeks ago to leave time for any edits. She’s very fishy usually but this is not. All ads you see on the tv would’ve been shot months ago! (I work in ad production & we do xmas ads in like August for November release.) HTH, ATB
 
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This is so right, I find her such a confusing person!

Why go out and spend £200+ on a Christmas decoration that’s in your loft for most of the year, but then make such a performance about a £2k handbag that you should be able to use everyday?

On a cost per use basis, the handbag is a much better investment than this daft postbox. I don’t get why she doesn’t own it. Buying a designer handbag seems more sensible to me than that monstrosity hidden away in her back garden??
 
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Rant incoming!

Found myself watching her stories again after the bloody post box reveal, big mistake because now I feel really irritable & annoyed!

‘I get your breakfast Hen’?? What sort of moron speak is that? Can the best selling ‘author’ not construct a proper sentence?

This is probably the pettiest thing I’ve ever written , but the sight of that kibble being poured into the water dish as she just stands back filming enraged me! It’s not cute or funny! If you’re going to insist on involving your child in feeding the dog, then put your bloody phone down for a second and help him do it properly.

Sneaking around your own house secretly filming family moments for the gram? Fuck off! Although, it wouldn’t surprise me if Onslow was in on that & it was all a big set up, because everything about them is just fake, fake, fake!! Like the magical random drive, to the cutest little garden centre, to pick up the fairy tale post box, which in reality she probably ordered days ago!!

Rant over. I promise I’m not totally crazy, watching her & the other Insta idiots just has a terrible effect on me when my mental health isn’t so good.
 
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Did she really say that post box is for all the other children on the road to use? What does she intend to do with any letters she finds in it? Read through them and then deliver a bottle of Ace bleach to their homes tied around her Meeeemoir with a ribbon? What planet is she on? Any parent who tells their child that Santa's post box is in the Hinchliffes garden needs a slap as well!
 
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Completely agree with you, plus the dog already had a bowl full of food so absolutely no need for it
 
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Do F&F sell Chav clothing ? Just watch this space , the garden gnome look alike will also be modelling , won’t be long before the family pj post arrives . I will never shop with them again , have done for years .
 
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Can’t find the postbox on any sites except eBay which is £169.99. Hope this helps.

It’s got to be a good £150 plus regardless which is bonkers and god knows what it’s made of. If it’s paper mache type stuff it’s going to collapse and rot nice and quickly. Might as well just put £150 on the front step and watch it get wet or nicked.

Also defo pregnant from how she was placing herself when doing that video for the clothes. Bore off.
 
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And exactly why she had her ankles tucked underneath her in all the pictures
 
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Perhaps rather obsessing with him feeding the dog every morning she could be teaching him how to get himself ready for the day? Go to the cupboard to get his cup? Learn to pour himself some water? Learn to get his plate/bowl and spoon from the cupboard and pour some cereal or help mummy butter his toast?
just some ideas for you Soph. My 20 month old climbs up his special step (kitchen pod thing) and does all of these things. He has a safety knife and cuts his cucumber for lunch. He puts his dirty bowl in to the dishwasher with my supervision. He collects his wellies and his coat and can put his wellies on himself. All of these things are taught. They take a lot of patience and time but so worth it.
That’s true Montessori ehhh Jamie.
 
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She’s like the Child Catcher enticing children to her garden

And how much nicer would it have been to donate the post box to the local school instead of the shitty hamper concoction?

Also, very impressed that Ronnie, at the age of 18 months can write his own letters to Santa already, what a genius
 
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Can anyone tell me where the link is to the louis vuitton story on the previous thread?
 
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it'll go in the loft in the Christmas corner. That loft has more corners than a maze!
 
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And exactly why she had her ankles tucked underneath her in all the pictures
I imagine some actual useful feedback would be good, given that nobody can try stuff on in store any more. There will be tall people buying the set and then having to take it back because it doesn't fit

He doesn't need to write to Santa, because every fucking day is like Christmas in that place, with new stuff arriving all the time. If he shows a passing interest in anything she has to buy it for him then and there.
 
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You know what’s made about Soph? She’s not a manipulator in the sense she rubs her hands together and does an evil laugh when exploiting the sheep. It’s deeply ingrained in her. She was the type to “faint” or have a “panic attack” in school when things don’t go her way with friendships or teachers. Back when Jamie actually went out with the lads she would probably get “ill” beforehand and guilt trip him. Things like that. I think, aided by Freda, her whole life has been manipulating people to feel sorry for her and give her everything she ever wanted.
 
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She must say ‘I can’t cope’ a 100x a day. Biggest cry for help I’ve ever heard.
 
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Nutty cunt I don't know why that made me laugh as much as it did ! I'm a little but hysterical I think! Two busy shifts but now on holiday! xx
 
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