Mrs Hinch #278 The Grinch hides the fish, they'll be served up in her next nusty dish

[HinchesSousChef]

Sorry if I’m Middleton/winslet to the party but I wonder what she’s paying Essex north green thumb for...
I could just make out the email address

I reckon they did have a lawn treatment done in the summer but stand by my AstroTurf theory - she hated the dog and the child trudging mud in constantly as soon as the weather changed. So the grass HAD TO GOOOOOO

eta: hence shredding the paper work. NO GRASSSSSS

 

[AC55]

That duvet must stink of sweaty dog bollocks

Have you ever seen a dog look more arrogant?

 

[mgh727]

No soph, I have a list as long as my arm, but if I need a nap, I’m taking a nap. Don’t make mums feel guilty for sleeping when their kids sleep you reprobate.

 

[AC55]

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sorry if this has been posted before but the only be second from bottom.. this has to be a piss take??? The story made you laugh SO much you had to phone your husband to tell him..that a woman on your Instagram.... brought a handbag... are we right or what?!

If I phoned my husband to tell him someone from Instagram bought a handbag he would, without any shadow of a doubt, put the phone down. This will be yet another made up message! She'll have rang Jimmers herself and said "Babe I've bought a handbag for £5000 and a purse" and he'd have gone scampering to her like a puppy to help her carry them! Cock!

 

[Islandhoppin]

‘How you can pay’

No wonder she’s shredding it, dont they know who she is?
She doesnt pay....she’s Mrs Hinch!

“Gripping book” “bravely penned” - oh Miirror Online I needed that laugh today. And should your ‘journalist’ care to watch her stories for a couple of days they would see that she only wears rubber gloves when it suits her to hide her tattoo and/or nails. Otherwise she is more than happy to showcase the hands that she has apparently been trolled relentlessly about.

 

[bsdetector77]

Did you see the Mona Lisa? I was disappointed at how small it was!

Omg I'm glad I'm not the only one! We saw this huge crowd of people and were trying to get through to see what the fuss was about, then we saw it and hubby and I looked at each other like "is that it? It's tiny"

 

[Palms]

Soph: I'm so behind on things, I get so annoyed when I'm behind. So much to do... Waaaa
Also soph: lets go for a drive!

Aaannnndddd thats why youre so behind, silly tart.

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Meanwhile princess Soph has been napping and taken out for a little drive.

 

[AC55]

Jesus! Seriously? If I was invited to the BAFTAS (as if) I’d have been down the ball gown hire shop at breakneck speed! duck off did you get an invite! Btw my cousin was invited some years back, that’s cause she was nominated and received a best supporting actress award, stick THAT in yer pipe and smoke it Soph!

This is a woman who cried because she'd dressed Rontonpompom in a ridiculous outfit with a frilly shirt and bow tie and he had nowhere to go all dressed up! My thoughts were that given had a chance she'd love to get dressed up for a posh occasion. That's why she gets so excited about her photo shoots even though she pretends she's anxious!

 

[mumazzz baps]

There you go Soph, you did attend the BAFTA's.

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The boat race on it

 

[AC55]

That picture looked like an old one to me. Wrapped up or not ronnie looked about 8 months in that

I thought exactly the same!

 

[Cloff]

I was thinking this - I’ve bought a few designer bags before and the staff were fantastic and very professional. That’s why they were hired! I don’t exactly look like VB either!

 

[kettlekitten]

Glad it's not just me! Hubby and wifey set my teeth on edge!

Her saying ‘brekkie! Arghhhh!!!

 

[mgh727]

It really annoys me at how much of a bad example to new mums and mums in general she is.

- Lied about how hard the first 8 weeks were, literally made out as if they were a breeze and it was the best two months of her life only to back track and make out as if it was the hardest two months of her life in a tell all book she sold for profit.
- Has a perfectly spotless house and a stay at home husband which isn’t achievable for any parents in her demographic
- Has a full time mum carer that takes Ronnie at the drop of a hat so Soph can have a break cos she’s such a poor withered petal.
- Ronnie lives off Ellas pouches and baby juice but she makes out as if she cooks every meal for him, from scratch, every day without fail but that’s far from the truth she’s no mummy BLW goddess
- Has gone on multiple holidays and is giving Ronnie the best year of his life, again not achievable for any parents in her demographic, no normal working family can afford a mansion in Dorset for a week and a trip to Disney land in the same year!!
- Apparently feels bad for napping when Ronnie naps, this makes a difference from her cleaning the fridge out whilst her eyes are burning from lack of sleep, but both very different messages are an awful way to portray parenthood.

She is literally the worst mummy influencer out there and I hope to god she hasn’t made any mums feel guilty for having a laundry pile the size of Ben Nevis and a stack of plates in the sink cos they chose to nap today and not power through with their eyes burning.

 

[Sloppy mess]

Sophie dressed in the ball gown on ronnies first birthday looking in the mirror, in her eyes it was a dressing gown because we know that’s what she prefers, her words not ours
Mirror mirror on the wall, who’s the fakest off them all

 

[fannysjohnny]

Omg I'm glad I'm not the only one! We saw this huge crowd of people and were trying to get through to see what the fuss was about, then we saw it and hubby and I looked at each other like "is that it? It's tiny"

Sounds like my first honeymoon night

 

[Spamster]

Apparently she’s ‘behind on things’ and feeling guilty for having a nap now.... what are you behind on Zoph when you do nowt all day?!

I came here for this comment. Both parents at home all day with only 1 child at the moment. Thats like tag team parenting. Its any parents day dream. Its what we live for at the weekends. How can she be behind in anything.

 

[Rags2Riches]

This is really boring and probably irrelevant (kind of like hinch herself basically)

But every morning what room are Ronnie and Henry running from? the kitchen? whys she leaving them both in the kitchen alone to go sit in the dining room?

I've never owned a dog so please say if I'm wrong but surely it's irresponsible to leave your very young child alone with a dog that's eating?

 

[AC55]

Electronic security in her post box but she’s happy that someone’s sent her card to her house!!!!

Ronnie's clothing entirely personalized! She might as well shout "This is Ronnie Hinchliffe if any child snatchers want first dibs on him" when they go out!

That sideways glance he gives her when he's dunking his biscuits

Fanny Mau I correct you p!ease? Biccy dip dip!

 

[HereForTheComments456]

This is really boring and probably irrelevant (kind of like hinch herself basically)

But every morning what room are Ronnie and Henry running from? the kitchen? whys she leaving them both in the kitchen alone to go sit in the dining room?

I've never owned a dog so please say if I'm wrong but surely it's irresponsible to leave your very young child alone with a dog that's eating?

Yeah it the kitchen. I imagine Jamie is in there with them but the illusion she is trying to give is that they are in the kitchen alone. It’s all so very pointless.