Mrs Hinch #277 Simmer down Jamie Montessori.

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HereForTheComments456

She just seems really lazy when it comes to parenting him. She gave him pouches, she gave him ready made formula, she also had the perfect prep machine, she gives him ready made toddler meals. She literally takes every short cut there is when parenting him. I’m not taking a knock at parents who use those things coz I’m sure we all have used them at one point but she uses them every day when she has all the time in the world to make him all his food from scratch for every meal not just one meal a day.
 
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Rottodoggo

First ever post, be kond please! I’ve been lurking for a while but tonight I am RAGING, the post that highlighted the photoshopped grass FFS like what the actual hell is she even doing?

I’ve been following her for ages and me and my partner finally fell preggers when Ronnietuftymans was 3 months old. I felt like she was so relatable, we had been trying for over a year and finally the moment we’d been waiting for. AND OH MY FUCKING CHRIST does she give a false and quite frankly damaging impression of motherhood. What an earth is she doing? Pretending that every time ronniemans goes to sleep she’s excited for him to wake up???? Hell sometimes I’m in tears rocking my baby to sleep wondering why I’m so exhausted and hating that moment. I can’t wait for him to sleep sometimes so I can just sit in silence for a moment. We love him dearly and his little smile makes it all worth it BUT how the image of her perfect life and how she is coping just damaged how I felt and my expectations. Trying to keep a nice clean house and breastfeed 12+ times a day is just not poss. Why isn’t she showing the tears? The ‘thank god I have a moment to myself’. The ‘I haven’t brushed my hair since thursday’.

So back to my rage - her life and world she portrays is so FIXED and not REAL LIFE that she can’t even leave her fucking grass unedited!!!!!! Her grass. What? If he blades of bastard grass aren’t perfect enough to be left alone, whether they’re real or fake, the what hope in he’ll do all the other posts have of being genuine.

She can piss off.
Love you aaaalllllll for allowing me to see the light.

ATV.
 
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Wizzywoo2

Is Ron pretending to drill his ears so he doesn't have to listen to her screeching
 
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under the ivy

Guyssss can I still be a nutsy pastry troll even though I used some Zoflora today I’m still learning ATB
 
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Abcdefghijklmn

She also had ready mixed bottles of formula in the past.
 
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littlemissprincess

Wizzywoo2 said:
Is Ron pretending to drill his ears so he doesn't have to listen to her screeching
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When I saw that earlier I just thought his expression is so vacant, he doesn't even look at Sophie he ignores her! that to me if I was his Mum would concern me! It's like he doesn't want to know her
 
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Hiyaguys

littlemissprincess said:
When I saw that earlier I just thought his expression is so vacant, he doesn't even look at Sophie he ignores her! that to me if I was his Mum would concern me! It's like he doesn't want to know her
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Even in the photos where he’s smiling he’s smiling to the side of her where I suppose his dad is, never smiling at her
 
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CheekyCrackerLover

The Astro turf was bound to come I mentioned it a while ago the day she did the story about her grass always looking dead and asked advice to stop it happening for it to never be mentioned again. Was not long after the pergola reveal then of course we haven’t been allowed in the garden since before the Dorset holiday despite her keep banging on about how much they all love being outside!!!!
 
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HinchesSousChef

I got blocked back then by her for asking whether she would get AstroTurf. I think that why I feel so passionate about it . She asked for advice and I asked her will she take the advice or will she just buy AstroTurf. Block.
 
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mgh727

Literally pissing myself at the fact I said she doesn’t use stardrops and zoflora anymore and today she’s cracked out the pair
 
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CheekyCrackerLover

Welcome. I had my baby the same time as Hinch and I can confirm her life is a big fat lie and she has so much help and support no other mum I know has put their child to bed and wished they would wake up and say they can’t wait until they wake up most of us count down to bed time so we can have a tiny bit of time to do something we like (and mines not housework) I found this place after she made me feel a crap mum as I couldn’t keep up with her FAKE life. I love my daughter but some days she gets right on my tits and I look forward to when she finally goes to sleep!!

She has real problems when it comes to motherhood I don’t think she’s ever bonded with Ronnie and interacts with him through a phone which might be why she misses him as when he’s asleep she will watch old videos and miss the baby in the videos not the actual baby in real life if that makes sense. I bet he’s never even had eye contact with her it’s always the phone
 
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MissSunshine

Whitelilac said:
Zoflora doesn't contain any surfactants so without using detergent as well she won't have cleaned the cloths. Zoflora is a disinfectant not a cleaner, one day she will understand the difference
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Let’s not forget the time she used Zoflora on her windows to ‘clean’ them...
 
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HereForTheComments456

Abcdefghijklmn said:
She also had ready mixed bottles of formula in the past.
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I imagine he only had ready made. We never saw her use the perfect prep machine after tommee tippee gifted her one. And even never saw a tin of formula either. I get that she doesn’t show everything but the fact that she gifted the machine you would have thought she would show it in use
 
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Here for comments

As a previous dental assistant I can confirm that juice in a bottle is an absolute no go. The sugar just sits on their teeth. No need for it at that young age.
 
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LT2201

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Can’t be the only one hoping ron the don is going to take a liking to her colour by number shit! Crayon straight to it
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I don't think he's allowed to play with things that make mess. Any time he's done messy play with paints etc she's commanding him like a puppet so he can't make a mess.
 
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