Mrs Hinch #276 Ma is fighting Soph's battle want to know what's going on? Check out Tattle

[calmyourritas]

who loved the hot chocolate test tubes?

 

[mrsbucket]

Wtf is "phone free Friday"? That isn't a thing!
Tell you what Soph you can have the below for free...

"Switch off Saturday"
"Second day off Sunday"
"Mobile free Monday"
"Turn off Tuesday"
"Work less Wednesday"
"Throw-your-phone-in-a-drawer Thursday"

Ample excuses to be a lazy bint! ATV! xxx

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Sophie : ‘Make today count’

Also Sophie : We are going to sit in our house and eat cheese and watch telly.

 

[Tui]

Find it so confusing people are using the term turf to describe astroturf when to me turf is real grass that you get in rolls and lay down
She doesn’t have astroturf, you can see in her new grid post that it is grass. It’s just been filtered to fuck to make it greener than the Grinches ballsack.

does anyone else think the playhouse is a bit small? The door is the perfect height for Ronnie now; but it in a year he will already be too small for the door??I dunno, not a Wendy house expert but seems titchy to me

 

[shadyessex33]

Hinch strikes me as the sort of lass that cries every month she gets her period until Ma comes round changes her tampax and does her hot water bottle, before giving her, her feminax and bitty milk

I wonder if they have to rub her throat to get pills down if. Like you do with a cat

 

[LadyB]

I feel sorry for that little lad and others all over this country who will never feel the anticipation and excitement of Christmas because they get toys and stuff all year round so it is just another day to them. Nothing can beat trying not to go to sleep and miss seeing Father Christmas and waking up to see he has been. My son who is 48 now still says the best Christmas he ever had was waking up to a second hand slate bed pool table we had bought him from a youth club who had bought a new one. Christmas should be magical for kids but kids such as Ronnie it is simply another day. very sad. Stay safe folk x

 

[Spiesandliea]

She’ll be creaming her minky over the recognition from molly mae, but crying over the comment

 

[Greytowel]

Unfortunately a lot of influencers are flaunting their babies Over social media. Kids are being used as cash cows. So sad. I defo think some law needs to come in to protect kids from being exploited for money. Social media messes adults up. Can you imagine the long term impact it will have kids being dressed up and have a camera shoved in their face, playing up to the artificial life their parent have created! it really does need to stop x

I watched the clip of her on loose woman earlier on and she said something about oh my baby has been shoved in the limelight. NO soph, you have put him there and do every single day.
A lot of celebrities choose not to show their children and don’t make money out of them, but YOU have made that choose. So no, he wasn’t shoved. You put him there. It’s on you!!!!

 

[Sloppy mess]

A message for you hinchers

 

[shadyessex33]

hasn’t she bought like 45 throws, why bring the duvet down. Weirdo .

To be fair it was probably still on the sofa from when Jaymay slept there last night

 

[N0s3yr0s3y]

Funny enough none of us believe it either

 

[Justhereforthebants]

Merry Christmas, here’s a jar of flour, sugar and a handful of sweets.
Lots of love from, your millionaire daughter/sister/friend xxx ATV xxx

 

[mgh727]

Does someone want to tell her that Henry doesn’t give a single shit about the snowman.....BECAUSE. HE. IS. A. FUCKING. DOG.

 

[Palms]

Whats going on with her hair? Not sure if its just my tired blurry eyes, but all I can see is her roots looking like some sort of brown perm plonked on her head.

 

[shadyessex33]

The Adventures of Ron & Hen arghhhhhhhh!!!!!

Geezus my dogs had an hour walk in the woods, swam in the river, got covered in mud and had a fab time. That’s a fucking adventure Zoph!! Running through the hall and sitting on a chair EVERY. SINGLE. MORNING is not!!

It makes me die a little inside an adventure? He ain’t even out of his pjs yet and she reckons he’s been on an adventure? Feeding Uncle Vernon some processed meat?
Don’t get too excited Ron, you’ll have a nosebleed

 

[mammaof3]

She’s such a liar coz even she admitted on Facebook that her teeth were straightened and whitened.

I meant to add in my previous post about the teeth but got distracted.

She is such a liar.

Here you go Soph - a reminder for you.

 

[shadyessex33]

It’s so sad that she is inside creaming her knickers shining her shitty lanterns, whilst Jaymay is outside playing with the kid. She is missing so much of his life, and the saddest part is I genuinely don’t think she even cares

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Beloved pastry trolls, 'simmer down Jamie Montessori' is without doubt one of the best things I've read on here. Straight into my top 3 Tattle comments, top work @tippingpoint

I can picture it now:

- Forest school, but the 'twigs' come from eBay and the children learn how to paint them grey
- Hand paintings, but not your hands little children, no, no, otherwise it looks shit. Mummaz has to do it
- Muddy play, but without the mud otherwise you'll be 'duty'
- Discovery maths, by counting how many lies you can hear in the me-mwah audio book
- Improve communication by singing, but only to Whitney
- Understand the world by constantly going on fucking unnecessary trips in a pandemic

As we're coming towards the end of the thread, just another push for 'Simmer down Jamie Montessori' as the next thread title

 

[Braggles991]

Imagine having a happy place with your dog but without your child. Jesus Ronnie was literally created for the money wasnt he

 

[watermelon sugar]

Just popped on to say I had a dream about Hinch last night havent watched her stories for a good week now or been on this thread for a few days so no idea where it came from
Anyway, I got kidnapped and held hostage. I had a bag over my head and all I could hear was a horrible accent and I couldn't pin who it was. I screamed 'who is it?' And I he went 'I cant hear you. Shout lauuuddaaa lauuudaaa' then it clicked it was Jaaaymayyy.
Then I started crying and begging for my boyfriend then he appeared and saved me basically and we left Castle Greyskull. I turned round on my way out and Soph was in the window with a BOW IN HER HAIR putting the two fingers up to me

So I went to view her stories out of curiosity I see her playhouse has made an appearance after the LW shit show. why didn't she get one for the summer instead of focusing on HER pergoooalaaaa. Loser. And them hot chocolate things wtf if my relative got 24k for (some) ads I'd be fuuuuming if I got that. Id be like 'Soph you tight cow. Giz us at least a hollibob to the Maldives or 24k in a card there girl'

Anyway she reminded me how much of a dick she is. Over & out guyshhhh love yous