Mrs Hinch #27 Solar lights on with noone home, she'll probably bring out a hincharmy gnome

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Dizzymichelle

Dizzymichelle

I swear her latest video is word for word of what someone just said here 😳

Hinchy, mate, was you having a nosey on here while you munched on your prawn crackers?
 
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Empen

Empen said:
I think we will get one at 10 saying omg. I had THE best night out with my “kids”/ girls for Chinese tonight. There won’t be anything in between.
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Yep. I’m quoting myself. What’s her last video just now?
“ Had the best night with my girls aka the kids”.


And I called the 10pm video. 💁🏼‍♀️🙋🏼‍♀️
That 10% fee needs to be coming my way soon Hinch.
 
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Amibovvered

Amibovvered

Nikkijj said:
Saw someone wrote a song about Hinch. I can't write songs. So I wrote a rhyme.


She'll call you friends, she'll call you guys,
Your ears will bleed from the constant lies.
From door-knocker earrings to garden tables
She'll sell you tat while she wears labels

She's pretends to be sweet and real and relatable
But if she's ever honest is really debateable.
She gets out of bed then gets out her phone
Sprays chemicals around her immaculate home

She's selling the dream, and SELLING's the word
But even her Kermit can't polish a turd!
She names all her cloths cos it makes her seem sweet
Then tidies the house that's always so neat

The products she's pushing are always in view
Whether eating her porridge or cleaning her loo
She's sly and dishonest, behind filters and hair
She's a caricature but her shoppers don't care

They copy, they follow, they love and adore her
While diluting our rivers with spring fresh zoflora
They don't mind the dangers or harm to their health
They just feed her ego, her conceit and her wealth.

She laughs at them all, she thinks it's so funny
And the tabloids won't touch her because of the money
So she carries on with her best life goals
And writes off her critics as bullies and trolls

But take heart dear tattlers, this too shall pass
She'll soon fall from grace and land on her ass.
And when we all witness the change to her luck
Will we hold back from gloating? Haha will I duck!
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Bloody brilliant ! 👏👏
 
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RubyShoe

KawaiiAF said:
Jesus lol Please read my original comment, I said crying over not looking nice enough on her instagram is not good content, and clearly as she is heavily pregnant (I think she's way past 7 months) she needs to take time out to focus on herself. How is that attacking anyone? I was the one who was attacked by a member who projected lol

You guys are draining, Think I'll take a nice long break myself, more important people to concern me than a bunch of people getting over excited and pointing fingers at a VIP mention and getting their knickers in a knot every time I post about Mrs Hinch's rubbish content and constant talk of tit 😂 It's all got a bit pathetic. The earlier threads were really excellent and people were really smart and posting some uncovered things but now it's just poor tattle. Which I've seen quite a few people say. No wonder so many have left.

Anyway enjoy yourselves lol :)
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Totally agree. You are absolutely right. This thread is pretty awful now. Come over to the Cleaning thread - its much more fun with lots of spilt tea xx 😙😉😊
 
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Gullible no more!

Eyeswideopen123 said:
I would bet that He plays up if left alone as whenever she goes out he’s round “nannys” why can’t he be left at home ?
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I actually worry that she advertises the fact that she has left the house, when he is left on his own in the house. A lot of the time she says he's off to nannys if it's a long trip.There are some cruel people about. I'm not a fan of Mrs H since my eyes were opened but I still would hate for anything to happen to their dog.
 
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Empen

Oh. Her solar lights aren’t working.

And for the record. I don’t hear her girls laughing at the solar lights? Did anyone else?
 
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Qwerty6337

Nikkijj said:
Saw someone wrote a song about Hinch. I can't write songs. So I wrote a rhyme.


She'll call you friends, she'll call you guys,
Your ears will bleed from the constant lies.
From door-knocker earrings to garden tables
She'll sell you tat while she wears labels

She's pretends to be sweet and real and relatable
But if she's ever honest is really debateable.
She gets out of bed then gets out her phone
Sprays chemicals around her immaculate home

She's selling the dream, and SELLING's the word
But even her Kermit can't polish a turd!
She names all her cloths cos it makes her seem sweet
Then tidies the house that's always so neat

The products she's pushing are always in view
Whether eating her porridge or cleaning her loo
She's sly and dishonest, behind filters and hair
She's a caricature but her shoppers don't care

They copy, they follow, they love and adore her
While diluting our rivers with spring fresh zoflora
They don't mind the dangers or harm to their health
They just feed her ego, her conceit and her wealth.

She laughs at them all, she thinks it's so funny
And the tabloids won't touch her because of the money
So she carries on with her best life goals
And writes off her critics as bullies and trolls

But take heart dear tattlers, this too shall pass
She'll soon fall from grace and land on her ass.
And when we all witness the change to her luck
Will we hold back from gloating? Haha will I duck!
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Can I get this in a wall sticker please?
 
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Michelleb0208

Michelleb0208

I don’t know if it’s already been mentioned as I’ve not read the previous pages but I bet she didn’t pay for her friends meals even though she can afford to.
 
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DozyDora

I need to catch up properly but blimey, just watched the minkeh box opening gifted obvs and she is so flaming entitled it’s unreal! Clearly she is getting a helluva lorra gifted shite as she sounded bored AF going through all that lot. Shine wearing off Mrs H?
 
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Serendipidybojangle

Flossy2019 said:
But she’s not had the baby yet. I’m not judging either but I wouldn’t have thought she’d have a backpack. IS it her trying to be relatable haha


It’s hard to enjoy watching her show her baby stuff off when it’s all gifted. I found it quite stressful getting money together to get baby stuff. Whereas she just gets it handed to her. For doing what exactly 🤬🤬🤬
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Because she's a very good salesperson and will sell many, many times over what she was gifted.
 
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MrsC123

MrsC123

Shutthedoor said:
What's clean honests living handle on here? She's got almost 10k followers so she would get it the attention

Notice hinch never put up the link to the tattle petition... why you say? Because she doesn't want her followers to find tattle. If they find tattle they will wake up and smell the coffee (not zoflora for a change)
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Natashacherrie_x has a link in her bio. She’s another sad one there.
 
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