Mrs Hinch #261 late night blow dry for the nest, hoping for a different blow is mr vest

[RiverRoo]

She spends more on make up each week than I spend on food for the month.

 

[bellinibobble]

£100 on makeup but she doesn't know what she's doing. I'd estimate that based on the stuff she's shown us, she's got over a grands worth of makeup.

Not too long ago @SunshineRae calculated over £1000 of Iconic London products ALONE when she did the new make up drawers stories.. I dread to think the total..

 

[Lovestolurk]

I can’t follow this thread properly as moves too fast but just popping in to say what in the holy duck is going on with her eyebrows. Her botox technician and whoever does her eyebrow tattoo both need to find new careers. My god it was making my eyes water watching her. Not watched her stories since she used to use the granny all the time. She’s not an unattractive woman but they are one of the worst examples of Spock brows I’ve ever seen.

 

[DoodlePoodle]

I know I say it all the time but I really reckon she stinks! Musty smell of fags and sweat, just covered with copious amounts of perfume and dry hair spray.
Even that bath last night. Bet she only done a minge and fringe wash (didn’t even need to do the fringe after her blowout)

We say “Tits, Pits & Bits”

 

[Lovestolurk]

I’ve figured out what it is about her face that’s throwing me off. Her eyebrows are far too arched! They are completely out of proportion to her face and make her seem constantly surprised

I can’t get over them. They are so glaringly bad why would she not go get a correction. Her botox has been done so badly for them to lift like that. She can’t be happy with that look it makes her look like a Disney villain

 

[BeeHappy]

Happy 1st Tattle birthday to meeeeee!


Exactly 1 year ago today I joined this wonderful forum after thinking something was off with Hinch when she posted about paying for someone's shopping in the supermarket as the lady was short of money.
Something didn't add up so I Googled to see if I could find any thing on the old 'net.
Turned up nothing. Zilch.
Apart from Tattle.
And the rest is history as they say!!!!
My eyes have well and truly been bleeping opened over the last year of reading on here! She's such a devious, narcissistic, self centered snake who manipulates her blind shoppers.
So glad I found you horrible lot. We are all strangers and appear anonymous but I've feel I've formed some great friendships on here and the banter we have is unreal. And of course we support each other when we are down, having a tit day or just open up about our struggles.

I thank each and every one of you for being so amazing! We truly are the best, friendliest group of trolls anyone could ever meet.

duck you Grinch!

Happy Tattle Birthday! Sending you a water and flour waffle to celebrate. Look out for the little driver!

 

[megh1995]

Hinch's older brother...

(Robbie Rotten from Lazy Town. Sadly passed away a few years ago)

 

[DaimIt]

surprised she didn't outfit Jamie with one of those big bibs while he ate his children's birthday breakfast.

Eye brows are horrendous . Porn star from 1990 style. Acting like she doesn't makeup but you don't see her buying anything but high end brand.

 

[motherofdonkeys]

'Re-discover her love of make up' she says, while sporting veneers, botox, nose job, lip fillers, fake eyebrows, fake nails, a facetuning filter and drawers full of false lashes and gifted expensive cosmetics

 

[fannysjohnny]

Throughly embarrassed....that's how I would feel but as we have said before "NO CLASS"
(No wonder her Dad has done a runner, I actually feel sorry for him, he seemed genuine?)

Long suffering Pa! It'll all be in my me moir.

 

[under the ivy]

£100 on makeup but she doesn't know what she's doing. I'd estimate that based on the stuff she's shown us, she's got over a grands worth of makeup.

A lot of money for someone who can’t do makeup - just realised that emoji has a Hinch eyebrow

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

I’ve figured out what it is about her face that’s throwing me off. Her eyebrows are far too arched! They are completely out of proportion to her face and make her seem constantly surprised

And nowhere near a brow line I swear to god she does it to give us a laugh since we say she has Disney Villain eyebrows

 

[FlameIce]

That is where they need to be!

 

[L00kform3]

How many more times is she going to do the whole ‘I just don’t know what I’m doing with makeup, I’ve been following some pages and watching some videos guys’ routine. Pull the other one.

 

[Mimemamo]

Freda also known as Freda of the high plains or mad barker is the controlling mother
Polly is the industrial cleaning trolley, put together in the kitchen taken to the garage and never seen again
Hope that helps

Hope that helps

 

[Astonishing]

I know I say it all the time but I really reckon she stinks! Musty smell of fags and sweat, just covered with copious amounts of perfume and dry hair spray.
Even that bath last night. Bet she only done a minge and fringe wash (didn’t even need to do the fringe after her blowout)

Stale fags and Charlie pink
I bet all her underwear is grey from washing and her socks have holes in them

 

[Pepsi]

Are we all going to be collectively willing little Tufters to act like any other toddler and throw a wobbly during lunch.
Bit of a risk going out again after she said they wouldnt be going out for a meal for a long time. Liar.
Come on Tattlers, if we all close our eyes and wish together, we can do it

 

[Just_Looking_]

What exactly was the point of the make up stories? From what I can see it’s just another way of showing off all the crap she has, although I am pretty stunned that she said she bought it!

 

[daddydaycare]

Oh god. My cleaner who I have had for years (I'm not lazy, I have MS and get really wiped out, so why not get someone else to do it and focus my energy elsewhere) has clearly just become a hincher. She has 'stamped' the toilet rolls and 'chopped' my cushions. This has never happened before. Definitely need to have a word!!!

I have RRMS too so you don’t have to tell me about feeling knackered but I’m sorry stamping a toilet roll is a sackable offence.... or at least a spoken warning. Hope you’re as well as can be at the moment and staying safe xxx

 

[Milfordcubicle]

Oh I don’t know how to do make up tee hee
i bought a HEWDDDAAAA pallete and Pat McGrath eye powder tee he. I have so much make up on on my lifted and botoxed face here I look like an inside out panda (too much concealer and under eye powe’d makes for white rings round eyes)
I am a qualified beauty therapist and MUA (work for some Es stayLouder) companies.
all I can say is less is more honey, less is more. Make up is meant to enhance natural beauty not make you look completely different. Oh but that’s prob the filters.

i hope Ronnie doesn’t behave. This is real life. He is not a puppet or indeed a dog. He has feelings emotions needs and wants