Mrs Hinch #260 Sing a song of Hinchy, a pocket full of lies. £24,000 baked in a pie

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DCICassieStuart

Huffchug said:
Jamie honestly makes my vagina shrivel up. I thought the late night blow dry was weird even by her standards but now we see why she got her hair done... urgh okay.
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The sex can't be up to much. If I was planning an eventful night of shagging I wouldn't be getting my hair done beforehand because it would be messed up again pretty quickly
 
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candyfloss99

Huffchug said:
Jamie honestly makes my vagina shrivel up. I thought the late night blow dry was weird even by her standards but now we see why she got her hair done... urgh okay.
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Imagine sex being such a rare occurance that you get your hair done for it
 
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DipsyDoodle

DCICassieStuart said:
The sex can't be up to much. If I was planning an eventful night of shagging I wouldn't be getting my hair done beforehand because it would be messed up again pretty quickly
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Urgh, Fred Vest grunting and gurning over you, no wonder she fucked off out to the hairdresser!
 
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tippingpoint

Is this because I posted that I feel sick about your sex life part of the book Soph? It’s not that deep hun. Please be careful because I imagine jizz is a total nightmare to get out of crushed velvet. ATV.
 
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legsbumsandtums

Sex, hair done, photo shoot - wonder if there will be a pregnancy announcement for his birthday tomorrow?
 
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Cassy Role

Imagine your other half having to hint at you having a bath before having a bit. Never mind broadcasting it all over insta. The shame!!!
 
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kettlekitten

I dunno why but this always makes me lol, I wonder if it was an involuntary slap of her hand? It was so quick! Or maybe it was Inch slapping her, behave ya daft bint!!
 
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Boringsomes

They honestly believe they are comedy gold aswel dont they fucking melts the pair of them
 
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watermelon sugar

The shagging must be slack in their gaff if this is the song and dance they make about it their still probs sat on opposite couches ignoring each other
 
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Lauren-1996

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Have you lost your job and can’t feed your son? Write a list it’ll make it all better hun
 
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Thedutchess

That is fucking vile my vag has dried and shrivelled up so far into my body it’s going to come out of my mouth looking like one of her eggy fart pastry concoctions.
 
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easeypeasey

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LivingMyVestLife

It's been a while guuuyyyyseseseses.
I left grinchys stories well alone for the past month. I needed the break from her and social media - it has all been doing my box in. Her book release pushed me over the edge.
I picked a grand time to peek at her stories again (not that feck all has actually changed in a month!!). Horrified by what I watched and heard. Want to claw my eyes and ears out and burn my brain. Did not need any of that info this evening.
Also, heres a question. Why does a hairdresser need to go out for a professional blow dry? Just curious. Can't she do it herself any more is that just for mere commoners now?
But hey all you tattle bastards. I missed how much this site makes me laugh. The last few pages of this thread are comedy gold. Bravo!
 
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