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Last thread catch up
Friday
She put up someone’s story of a tall girl, and then wrote a ‘woe is me’ post about not been able to get up in a morning.
Zzzz.
She cleaned a little, usual stuff – the oven liners, polished the sink and wanked the tap.
Used water and washing up liquid to clean the windows. While she was doing this Ron was having his 5th nap of the day.
Ron then had to be woken up at bang on 4pm otherwise he wouldn’t sleep later.
The garden was shown apart from a little bit; the wooden house for Ron seen a few days ago couldn’t be seen today, so the clips may have been either pre-recorded or it isn’t there!
Dusted her upstairs tables twice as they were dirty, sprayed and wiped her clean doors.
Picked a tomato from Ron’s veg patch, it was pointed out the tomato season has ended so it looked like a supermarket one lol
Ron was paraded out again for content.
The expensive Range Rover’s leather seats were cleaned with cheap fabulous, Zoflora has definitely been dropped. And then she emptied the bin all over the floor!!
On Saturday Essex has been put into tier 2 so she hosted a Chinese feast for her, her ma, sis and Inch on the table that is never used, not since tattle mentioned it of course. (no mention of dad but I bet cling on niece was there.)
Saturday
Zzzz,
Later on, Henry sat under the dining table to get some peace but Ron still tormented him.
They then decided to visit a country park but instead ended up at a shopping outlet in Braintree, so a big no-no.
Posted she’d rather be anywhere but home, remember she could have C19 symptoms so she should be at home – the covidiot witch.
Having dinner in a little quiet restaurant – ffs why do these IGers define other accounts/places as small or little, condescending fuckers.
Then on the way home, she talked about how awkward and panicky she gets having to eat out with a child that screams or bangs on the table, and couldn't eat her dinner because of it - that's parenthood for you, Soph.
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.
She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
Further reading
For new members.
Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Attempting a worm
Last thread catch up
Friday
She put up someone’s story of a tall girl, and then wrote a ‘woe is me’ post about not been able to get up in a morning.
Zzzz.
She cleaned a little, usual stuff – the oven liners, polished the sink and wanked the tap.
Used water and washing up liquid to clean the windows. While she was doing this Ron was having his 5th nap of the day.
Ron then had to be woken up at bang on 4pm otherwise he wouldn’t sleep later.
The garden was shown apart from a little bit; the wooden house for Ron seen a few days ago couldn’t be seen today, so the clips may have been either pre-recorded or it isn’t there!
Dusted her upstairs tables twice as they were dirty, sprayed and wiped her clean doors.
Picked a tomato from Ron’s veg patch, it was pointed out the tomato season has ended so it looked like a supermarket one lol
Ron was paraded out again for content.
The expensive Range Rover’s leather seats were cleaned with cheap fabulous, Zoflora has definitely been dropped. And then she emptied the bin all over the floor!!
On Saturday Essex has been put into tier 2 so she hosted a Chinese feast for her, her ma, sis and Inch on the table that is never used, not since tattle mentioned it of course. (no mention of dad but I bet cling on niece was there.)
Saturday
Zzzz,
Later on, Henry sat under the dining table to get some peace but Ron still tormented him.
They then decided to visit a country park but instead ended up at a shopping outlet in Braintree, so a big no-no.
Posted she’d rather be anywhere but home, remember she could have C19 symptoms so she should be at home – the covidiot witch.
Having dinner in a little quiet restaurant – ffs why do these IGers define other accounts/places as small or little, condescending fuckers.
Then on the way home, she talked about how awkward and panicky she gets having to eat out with a child that screams or bangs on the table, and couldn't eat her dinner because of it - that's parenthood for you, Soph.
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens.
BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.
She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.
Further reading
Mrs Hinch Wiki
Mrs. Hinch aka Sophie Hinchliffe, aged 34, (16 February 1990) is a saleswoman who had a successful sales career in Romford . She started an Instagram account, sought out and then signed to the biggest social media influencer agency in Europe to put her in contact with brands and earn tens of...
tattle.life
For new members.
Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie.
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.
Attempting a worm
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Wish she would just be more honest and realistic. That pained fake smile constantly annoys me never mind Ronnie!
How’s she gonna get through the next 17years 
