Mrs Hinch #251 Anxiously cleaning the nearest appliance; to cover up GDPR non-compliance.

[Emily1604]

He appeared to sleep a lot yesterday, I hope the chemicals are not getting to him.

All that money and she can’t even pay someone else to walk that poor dog. His short life absolutely sucks. No wonder he’s always asleep

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Just wait until you see her all around the pissy, pubey toilet floor with it!

Spot on! Great minds. Clean influencer my foot!

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I thought you were talking about Forum!!
You are right, poor bubs always looks a bit neglected in the nappy department,but then he wears those pull up ones-are they bulkier?

I meant cos jayyymaayy or Nanny will be doing it

 

[SuzyE]

They're not loving her over on Twitter are they!

Ah damn. I uninstalled my Twitter because l didn't use it much

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Just chipping in that this “random” wardrobe clear out was on the October Hinch list. So not that random was it?

I tried to have a good nosey at what she was dumping in there but it all looked so nondescript. She probably hasn’t worn any of them.

Anyone got the photo of October list. It’s bugging me. Thanks.

 

[Autumnwitchxo]

Who the fuck gets to 4pm without having lunch?! I mean she’s at home constantly, when I’m home 24/7 all I think about is food. Can she not even stretch for a Bombay Badboy ffs?! Never known anyone to think mmm you know what I fancy, a mugshot She’s not right in the head!

To be fair i get through most days and not eat til 8-9 at night from being up at 5am

 

[Olivemaks]

YOU AND MEEEEE, MOVING THROUGH THIS WORLD AS A TWO MAN TEAM, I’LL ALWAYS HAVE RON AND HENRYYYYYY

I was so pissed off the whole day. Songs been in my head. That’s torture that song.

 

[TheFabFader]

They're not loving her over on Twitter are they!

I have Twitter but I’m a bit of a dunce when it comes to using it. How do I search for Hinch related goss, please?

 

[kettlekitten]

Ooh the playhouse is on the Autumn list.

Can anyone read what it says where she’s written something party? I zoomed in but still can’t read it

 

[littlemissdg]

I can’t say much because I’ve just sat down to have a big ol’ bowl of porridge for my lunch.

mmmmm same, I had porridge for lunch (although it was 2 hours ago)

 

[LiveLaughGossip]

What’s with the “guys” in every story?

 

[Delicate Flower]

I thought you were talking about Forum!!
You are right, poor bubs always looks a bit neglected in the nappy department,but then he wears those pull up ones-are they bulkier?

My boy wears the pull up ones, I wouldn’t say they’re bulkier but do tend to hand down a bit more than normal nappies, even when dry, hope this helps

 

[Emily1604]

That’s if her fans actually wrote that shit.

This boring shit is here to stay
She really is getting away with wank all content but the dumb don’t realise

 

[Sazz1006]

My brother,who was lots older than me used to hide Forum in his bedroom.It had a page called 'The sex life letters'.It's no wonder I'm bored,always looking for something new
Inch should subscribe, I'll know if he has

Oh myGod! i was going to mention Forum but thought no one would know what it was. When I had a paper round, age 14, bearing in mind I’m 64 I used to do the odd shift in the shop behind the counter and I used to read the ‘reserved’ issues of Forum. It terrified me!

 

[keytotruth]

I’ve heard SEBO are good too. I have a shark (bought before Hinch) and it’s shit. Good on carpet but shit on hard floors. Hinch must have tumble weeds of her dry hair everywhere

I do too I despise it i have wooden floor I wish I'd listened to my mil but I got get a couple years use out the money i spent on this before swapping it to SEBO felix

 

[fannysjohnny]

I doubt she ever changes his nappy.

I thought you were talking about Forum!!
You are right, poor bubs always looks a bit neglected in the nappy department,but then he wears those pull up ones-are they bulkier?

 

[Flyingbaby]

Wasn’t this table gifted ?
also pretty sure if he can climb on the bottom of the Crome he can with this as well, because let’s worry about ones book and not ones child hurting themselves shall we
and her lots of things I’ve needed to change since Rons on the move none of them being putting a stair gate at the bottom of your stairs and noticed what she has at the top is aesthetically pleasing to match the interior Of her house I Bet it doesn’t comply with British safety regulations

also notice her flu symptoms haven’t prevented her leaving the house, mixing with people from other houses or going to the shops

They actually look the same
What an absolute moron anything for a swipe up hey!

 

[Jenniet]

I've taken the piss out of that dog many times and called him lardsome etc, but watching this really made me sad for him.
The way he's looking around, like trying to find an escape route and everyone is just ignoring signals.

Henry, no one will fucking blame you the day you snap, I am just sorry you'll have to take the blame for. It

He does not want to be there does he

 

[OutrageouslyScarlet]

This is a quick google so I don’t know where she got her info from - I suspect she looked up what to do with dogs and BABIES but forgot to look up about dogs and TODDLERS

Number 5 in that RSPCA picture is literally poor henners body language

 

[Polkadot123]

Does anyone known what lockdown tier she may fall into?
Not that she will follow the rules anyway!

 

[kettlekitten]

What you on about?! She just laaaaavvvvveeessssshhhh her traditions! Like that one where she took Ronaldo to the library once

You forgot Greggs sausage rolls