Mrs Hinch #251 Anxiously cleaning the nearest appliance; to cover up GDPR non-compliance.

[Poppysmimi]

I thought they looked bored while she was talking about trolls and then at one point it looked like they were messaging off screen and laughing. It was the usual drivel of “I don’t know how this has all happened to me blah blah blah......”. I really wish someone would interview and ask her proper questions and pull her up on all the inconsistencies in her “story”.

Piers?! Where are you Piers??

 

[fannysjohnny]

Or More magazine for position of the fortnight

My brother,who was lots older than me used to hide Forum in his bedroom.It had a page called 'The sex life letters'.It's no wonder I'm bored,always looking for something new
Inch should subscribe, I'll know if he has

 

[14 bacon rolls]

Back to the Lee Ryan frenzy but when she said "fan girl" like that it awoke a rage in me I didn't think was possible. This woman is actually the human equivalent of having the shits with no toilet paper to hand.

 

[Behelzabobs]

Do you think one of her hinchlists is everything we mention on here...
Get Ronnie to antagonise Henry and write caption ‘best brothers’

TIIIIIIICK

I think her and vestlife probably think it’s hilarious the comments on here about the dog

 

[CheshireCat19]

His wee nappies always look bulging wait til he starts pulling them off himself and lobbing them on the floor big bags of piss

bone idle crap mother that she is probably wouldn’t bat an eyelid either

 

[Pastrytroll]

Isn't he on a "career break" ?

His employer allows a 5 year break

 

[HinchesSousChef]

bone idle crap mother that she is probably wouldn’t bat an eyelid either

I doubt she ever changes his nappy.

 

[Handsomezz]

I thought they looked bored while she was talking about trolls and then at one point it looked like they were messaging off screen and laughing. It was the usual drivel of “I don’t know how this has all happened to me blah blah blah......”. I really wish someone would interview and ask her proper questions and pull her up on all the inconsistencies in her “story”.

I really wish it was Eamonn and Ruth when she was on This Morning. Eamonn can be blunt as chuff and Ruth doesn't suffer fools either!

I doubt she ever changes his nappy.

She strikes me as behaving like Denise from the Royale Family with baby David.
"Denise, you know you need to change a nappy at some point right?"
"I'm a mum now, so I need my independence Dave!"

 

[CheshireCat19]

I would 102938291010920110% rather watch that than the boring ass mute kid and fat hound combo and listen to that hideous song one more time, I think I know what soundtrack they use to psychologically torture prisoners in Guantanamo bay now #2manteam

never actually noticed Ron being mute before now, I usually have volume down watching her stuff but yeh now you’ve mentioned it he doesn’t seem to even make sounds when he laughs. Weird.

 

[Debbie83]

I doubt she ever changes his nappy.

I imagine her like Denise in the Royle Family.
“Jayyyymmee Baby David Ronnie has tit again”

 

[fannysjohnny]

I doubt she ever changes his nappy.

I thought you were talking about Forum!!
You are right, poor bubs always looks a bit neglected in the nappy department,but then he wears those pull up ones-are they bulkier?

 

[shadyessex33]

I imagine her like Denise in the Royle Family.
“Jayyyymmee Baby David Ronnie has tit again”

Soph - Mum can you have Baby Ronaldo on Friday please?
Mad Barker - Sure mummazz, when until?
Soph - Monday. Cheers Mum

 

[Emily1604]

He appeared to sleep a lot yesterday, I hope the chemicals are not getting to him.

All that money and she can’t even pay someone else to walk that poor dog. His short life absolutely sucks. No wonder he’s always asleep

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Just wait until you see her all around the pissy, pubey toilet floor with it!

Spot on! Great minds. Clean influencer my foot!

 

[HinchesSousChef]

I thought you were talking about Forum!!
You are right, poor bubs always looks a bit neglected in the nappy department,but then he wears those pull up ones-are they bulkier?

I meant cos jayyymaayy or Nanny will be doing it

 

[Jenniet]

I've taken the piss out of that dog many times and called him lardsome etc, but watching this really made me sad for him.
The way he's looking around, like trying to find an escape route and everyone is just ignoring signals.

Henry, no one will bleeping blame you the day you snap, I am just sorry you'll have to take the blame for. It

He does not want to be there does he

 

[DipsyDoodle]

You know how to put an old girl down Dipsy,and that beats the grinch's claim to fame for sure!
My grand kid and I love to go out late at night and sing David Bowies (rip) Star man

I would never put you down! You're my second favourite fanny (I can't say favourite as my mrs would get the hump )

 

[Pastrytroll]

This photo scares me a bit. Having a daughter myself I pray to god I don’t screw her up to become like Hinch that claw though such innocence in a child it’s mad to think the way they are raised can really mess them up so much.

Her sister seems more normal why is Soph the favourite?

Sister is apparently from a diff daddy so maybe thats why she’s not the fav

 

[OutrageouslyScarlet]

This is a quick google so I don’t know where she got her info from - I suspect she looked up what to do with dogs and BABIES but forgot to look up about dogs and TODDLERS

Number 5 in that RSPCA picture is literally poor henners body language

 

[fannysjohnny]

I would never put you down! You're my second favourite fanny (I can't say favourite as my mrs would get the hump )

And that's exactly how it should be x Shame the two of them can't portray a real relationship,I just don't buy into it.

 

[Handsomezz]

I've said it a few times but they're definitely a modern version of the Royale Family.

Freda - "What you had for tea Soph?"
Zoph - "spaghetti"
Freda - "oooooh bolognese?"
Zoph - "no, hoops"