Mrs Hinch #250 Jamie's a big, hard, man. But I've seen more testosterone in me nan.

[OutrageouslyScarlet]

I remember them taking about 3 hours to defrost and even then they were still frozen .

3 hours.. I bloody wish it was like a 10 hour defrost

 

[Chirpy]

Is she a cleaning account anymore?

All she has done today is upload a video from weeks ago, shown her pile of mucky laundry and made a tit pastry desert.

The rest of the time it's her kid and/or dog.

I always wonder this whenever I watch her these days! For a ‘cleaning guru’ she doesn’t seem to do all that much cleaning any more. The endless child/dog content is boring AF, the food at the end of the cooking montages always looks vile... I don’t understand how she’s got such a big following off the back of such arse-achingly tedious & repetitive rubbish.

 

[Fudrick]

So where's dad's jusrol "delight" hmm?!

 

[Cupcakemum]

I remember them taking about 3 hours to defrost and even then they were still frozen .

I remember having them at my Grandma's. When I said the middle was frozen her answer was... mash it with your fork

 

[DCICassieStuart]

So where's dad's jusrol "delight" hmm?!

I suspect he's 'jus delighted' NOT to be getting one.

 

[shadyessex33]

I suspect Baby Ballers are already regretting ever getting involved with her.

I feel this is a theme for anyone in Hinch’s orbit.

 

[Iseeyou2020]

Just scrolling through TikTok and there she is banging in the last time on her garage floor that says ‘Hinched’ Lordy.

I don't know why but in this picture she reminds me of an 80s housewife! Fluffy slippers, big hair, leggings

 

[Moobiemoo]

I don't know why but in this picture she reminds me of an 80s housewife! Fluffy slippers, big hair, leggings

She is an 80’s housewife and likes it that way

 

[DCICassieStuart]

I feel this is a theme for anyone in Hinch’s orbit.

Absolutely 100%. It as though she brings bad luck wherever she goes. Like Homer Simpson's frogurt

 

[fannysjohnny]

Well slap my thigh,there's an imposter amongst us,if you see them don't forget to hiss.Shall we try to find them? Ready,steady,'come out,come out whoever you are'...everybody hiss now
What I really came on to say is that I caved and read her story on line.Took 2 hours 10 mins of my life- ok,so I'm a slow reader
What a pantomine!
So full of crap about her early days growing up in Blunderland,makes Enid Blyton sound harsh.
Running around in forests and drinking lashings of wkd out of acorn cups.Doors off the latch so that everybody's partner could sneak into the neighbours and do whatever grown ups do,what fun!
I think i remember ma barker on all fours.
Shining her step.
She is so full of tit about those days and her courting years the rest of it can't possibly be true?
I can't hear you?...lauda now!.....Oh no it's ...

 

[Delicate Flower]

Why o why does she always have her shoulders out? I mean people can dress how they want, but to say she suffers from anxiety etc.... if it was me, I’d be covering myself up?! Is it to show how skinny she is , I don’t go on IG anymore ( deleted the app, spending too much time on SM and not doing me any good ) so only catching up about her on here, which I’m also not as often, still a bloody tit show then!!!!

 

[shadyessex33]

Why o why does she always have her shoulders out? I mean people can dress how they want, but to say she suffers from anxiety etc.... if it was me, I’d be covering myself up?! Is it to show how skinny she is , I don’t go on IG anymore ( deleted the app, spending too much time on SM and not doing me any good ) so only catching up about her on here, which I’m also not as often, still a bloody tit show then!!!!

It’s a definite eating disorder trait. “Look how bony my shoulders are everyone”. When I had bulimia years ago I used to love when my collar bones looked really concave, and the dip in the middle of my neck. She needs help but everyone around her is too selfish to see it or be bothered

 

[LaTela]

HinchCliff
Also, yes she did include another child on her story, I wish I had a fake Facebook to comment with proof!

I'd love to see their risk assessment, and I'd also love to know who they hire that hall from.
If they're a franchise then they'll have had to hand that to the owners of the hall, so whoever signed that off needs sacking

They’re a franchise!

 

[katesbess]

Most of them deleted now

what are the comments on?

 

[Wookiewooo]

Kate to the party, but who even wears white to clean??

this! Surely I’m not alone in having “cleaning clothes”
A tshirt full of holes and leggings that look like they’ve been pepper sprayed in bleach

 

[StellaSparkles]

Her diet shocks me so much how has she not had a heart attack with all that pastry she’s eaten over then last couple of months.

And what makes you think she actually eats anything she makes? She feeds everyone else- Ronnie, Jamie and Henry plenty. https://psychcentral.com/news/2017/11/30/cooking-can-signal-eating-disorder/444.html

It’s fake for the ‘gram.

 

[motherofdonkeys]

Did she just wrap chocolate bars in pastry thats the most revolting thing. She knows it is as well. There is no way she would do that apart from for the newspaper headlines

Yanno what that dessert is missing?

Spaghetti hoops.

 

[shadyessex33]

Can you imagine her horrible voice bouncing and echoing off the walls in that gymnasium today. Stuff of nightmares

 

[Moomoomoo]

@JamiesWillyHillBalance
Any news from @TruthBeToldSophATB
Re the book? Can she confirm what's lies and what's not? Sorry if this has already been done, I ve been AWOL for a while. Trying to control my Hinch rage!!!

 

[Moobiemoo]

I did actually clean my house today, all over, do a big shop, do all my laundry and cook a roast pork dinner

I’m sweaty, cut my finger, pork is still taking forever to cook, both pets decided to wee on things cos it’s raining out and had to clear all that up
Can I monetise this? oh I also bought a slouchy jumper and I have a make up table!