Mrs Hinch #250 Jamie's a big, hard, man. But I've seen more testosterone in me nan.

[mammaof3]

Thread suggestion by @RonnieBlessHim
- Jamie's a "big, hard, man" But I've seen more testosterone in me nan


Last thread catch up
Thursday
The cleaner came to the house so Sophie Rose had a day off the gram.
Friday
The morning routine shite prevailed. I refuse to write it down now it’s that boring.
Henry didn’t want to move off his bed. You go Hen.
She cleaned out her compost caddy, poured the juice down the kitchen plug and then wanked the sink.
Her bathroom tiles were washed down with her speed mop and Jaymeee , the layabout slug, gave Ron his lunch, the lad looked so happy.
Went to the post office with a lot of packages, possibly signed copies of her ‘book’, maybe freebies sent to her IG sheep.
She went to school to pick up the clingy niece.
A Tesco haul was shown, nowt special - some Ella yoghurt pouches for Ron, she got some soup and Horlicks for her meals and some more clofffs, you can’t have enough cloffs is seems - she is so on the Tesco beg it’s unreal.
Ron went to bed in his new baby grow, and they settled down for the night with a blanket, hot water bottle, candle and a board game – them Hunches are so Rock & Roll.
Slug boy posted on his IG, he wants people to read chapter 4 which is all about him, yeah all about you J you layabout… he is so proud of her Well in chapter 4 he supposedly looks like a hard man, fing pissed myself writing that. duck off J, you do not, you chav bug boy.
Saturday
zzzzzzz.
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens


BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.

She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.

For new members.
Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.

Click to read

Mrs Hinch Wiki

Mrs. Hinch aka Sophie Hinchliffe, aged 34, (16 February 1990) is a saleswoman who had a successful sales career in Romford . She started an Instagram account, sought out and then signed to the biggest social media influencer agency in Europe to put her in contact with brands and earn tens of...

tattle.life

 

[mgh727]

thank you @mammaof3 for always taking care of us and doing us new threads You da best pastry troll

 

[GemmaJ]

Mental health ? What does she know how about mental health ? .... how’s about being pregnant and not knowing when your next getting some money , being made redundant causing extreme anxiety ... while she’s in her big house Life of luxury and claims to have anxiety .. you don’t know the meaning hun .... duck off hinchy dpmo .

 

[Bigbluebox]

I wish I could see her face when she sees the title. Oh I forgot she hasn’t read here since 2019

 

[Olivemaks]

Thread suggestion by @RonnieBlessHim
- Jamie's a "big, hard, man" But I've seen more testosterone in me nan


Last thread catch up
Thursday
The cleaner came to the house so Sophie Rose had a day off the gram.
Friday
The morning routine shite prevailed. I refuse to write it down now it’s that boring.
Henry didn’t want to move off his bed. You go Hen.
She cleaned out her compost caddy, poured the juice down the kitchen plug and then wanked the sink.
Her bathroom tiles were washed down with her speed mop and Jaymeee , the layabout slug, gave Ron his lunch, the lad looked so happy.
Went to the post office with a lot of packages, possibly signed copies of her ‘book’, maybe freebies sent to her IG sheep.
She went to school to pick up the clingy niece.
A Tesco haul was shown, nowt special - some Ella yoghurt pouches for Ron, she got some soup and Horlicks for her meals and some more clofffs, you can’t have enough cloffs is seems - she is so on the Tesco beg it’s unreal.
Ron went to bed in his new baby grow, and they settled down for the night with a blanket, hot water bottle, candle and a board game – them Hunches are so Rock & Roll.
Slug boy posted on his IG, he wants people to read chapter 4 which is all about him, yeah all about you J you layabout… he is so proud of her Well in chapter 4 he supposedly looks like a hard man, fing pissed myself writing that. duck off J, you do not, you chav bug boy.
Saturday
zzzzzzz.
And
Soph doesn’t have a middle name, she added Rose in her teens


BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper 28/04/2020 but she has never denied/confirmed it.
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She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here. Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.

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For new members.
Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie
I’m thank you – what she said to Phil Scofield on her This Morning interview.

Click to read

Mrs Hinch Wiki

Mrs. Hinch aka Sophie Hinchliffe, aged 34, (16 February 1990) is a saleswoman who had a successful sales career in Romford . She started an Instagram account, sought out and then signed to the biggest social media influencer agency in Europe to put her in contact with brands and earn tens of...

tattle.life

Slug boy and bug boy killed me I hate you I swear I look look forward to rattle every single day

 

[mammaof3]

So she wants people to talk about their struggles, but failed to mention her's unless it involves getting money ie a book.

Go away Soph you condescending witch.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Ive been so ill last day or so, woke up this morning in bed feeling tit and an extract of the memwah i hadnt seen appeared on my FB. One part that stood out to me was 'if we could bottle you up we would prescribe you' I nearly choked laughing if I went my GP and she told me about the 'Hinch effect' and offered me a bottle of Mrs Hinch id tell her to get to duck what a load of drivel. Made me feel better anyway

 

[Braggles991]

What a half arsed post about mental health. Where are all the helplines?

If one of her army messaged her suicidal messages she wouldn't know what the hell to do. Or let's be honest she wouldnt read them.
She's so damaging.

 

[Littlebitoflove]

So I don't usually have a problem with Mrs Hinch apart from the odd annoying thing.
But this has made my blood boil..
"if you're lucky to have a loving family"
After years, years and years of abuse my family left me homeless at 17. I had a tough arse time for years alone and they haven't seen me since.
I don't have a loving family. I'm not thankful for them.
However I am thankful for how hard I've worked on my own to achieve every God damn small and big thing I have.
I am doing amazing without the support of my 'family"
So get to duck Mrs Hinch.
Just because you've been a sheltered pampered little witch.
Sorry but that line in her tit (not a poem) has seriously triggered me.
How bloody insensitive. Does she not realise that not everyone has been so lucky to have a caring family???

 

[Ground turmeric]

So just read her post on MH day to my hubby and he said
"So can we all ask her for help or advice but it will cost us for a reply or we can wait until her next book comes out"

 

[ragdollmissy]

I wish I could see her face when she sees the title. Oh I forgot she hasn’t read here since 2019

Hinch claims she hasn't read here but I bet Mr. Inch has. It's here they get their ideas for content. Those two are thick as thieves. We see you Soph and Mr. Inch.

 

[Ground turmeric]

Ive been so ill last day or so, woke up this morning in bed feeling tit and an extract of the memwah i hadnt seen appeared on my FB. One part that stood out to me was 'if we could bottle you up we would prescribe you' I nearly choked laughing if I went my GP and she told me about the 'Hinch effect' and offered me a bottle of Mrs Hinch id tell her to get to duck what a load of drivel. Made me feel better anyway

Hope your feeling better soon.

 

[DCICassieStuart]

So I don't usually have a problem with Mrs Hinch apart from the odd annoying thing.
But this has made my blood boil..
"if you're lucky to have a loving family"
After years, years and years of abuse my family left me homeless at 17. I had a tough arse time for years alone and they haven't seen me since.
I don't have a loving family. I'm not thankful for them.
However I am thankful for how hard I've worked on my own to achieve every God damn small and big thing I have.
I am doing amazing without the support of my 'family"
So get to duck Mrs Hinch.
Just because you've been a sheltered pampered little witch.
Sorry but that line in her tit (not a poem) has seriously triggered me.
How bloody insensitive. Does she not realise that not everyone has been so lucky to have a caring family???

I know what that's like. I'm not 'lucky enough to have a loving family' either.
What I grew up with was an abusive family, and I'm certainly not thankful for them either.

Sending you a virtual hug

 

[hinchlighting]

So she wants people to talk about their struggles, but failed to mention her's unless it involves getting money ie a book.

Go away Soph you condescending witch.

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“Promise me you will talk to SOMEONE”
“Not me.... don’t reach out to me.... I can’t help you; I just say words that don’t align to my actions. I make you all ill by exploiting you.”
“You’ve all helped me so much, but I have no intention of helping you”

ATV.

 

[Eat more cake]

So she wants people to talk about their struggles, but failed to mention her's unless it involves getting money ie a book.

Go away Soph you condescending witch.

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What made me laugh was where she says 'As hinchers we all have each other'.
I've never known such a nasty pack of people as Hinchers. And the way they go off at one another and other people shows they don't have each others mental health as a consideration.

 

[Littlebitoflove]

Also I can guarantee bleeping writing a list of people I want at my dream dinner party isn't going to help my anxiety considered even the thought of having a dinner party freaks me out.
People with REAL mental health issues can't just make them disappear with pointless crap like that.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Hope your feeling better soon.

Thank you! I have seizures and had one yesterday and hit my head. Think I've got concussion I've the worst migraine now hospital werent too bothered about me like

 

[Thelmachops]

Thank you! I have seizures and had one yesterday and hit my head. Think I've got concussion I've the worst migraine now hospital werent too bothered about me like

My mum had one in Homebase a couple of days ago, I shouldn't laugh but she went face first into a toilet roll display

Hope you feel better soon!

 

[watermelon sugar]

My mum had one in Homebase a couple of days ago, I shouldn't laugh but she went face first into a toilet roll display

Hope you feel better soon!

My fella always tells me I look like im doing the silly salmon (google it if you dont know what it is)

 

[Bauble]

I think I’ve missed how we know she has a cleaner and I’m DYING to know what you eagle eyed tattlers have spotted