HinchesSousChef
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Thought she didn’t use wipes anymore..... 
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Littlebitoflove
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So I don't usually have a problem with Mrs Hinch apart from the odd annoying thing.
But this has made my blood boil..
"if you're lucky to have a loving family"
After years, years and years of abuse my family left me homeless at 17. I had a tough arse time for years alone and they haven't seen me since.
I don't have a loving family. I'm not thankful for them.
However I am thankful for how hard I've worked on my own to achieve every God damn small and big thing I have.
I am doing amazing without the support of my 'family"
So get to fuck Mrs Hinch.
Just because you've been a sheltered pampered little bitch.
Sorry but that line in her shit (not a poem) has seriously triggered me.
How bloody insensitive. Does she not realise that not everyone has been so lucky to have a caring family???
But this has made my blood boil..
"if you're lucky to have a loving family"
After years, years and years of abuse my family left me homeless at 17. I had a tough arse time for years alone and they haven't seen me since.
I don't have a loving family. I'm not thankful for them.
However I am thankful for how hard I've worked on my own to achieve every God damn small and big thing I have.
I am doing amazing without the support of my 'family"
So get to fuck Mrs Hinch.
Just because you've been a sheltered pampered little bitch.
Sorry but that line in her shit (not a poem) has seriously triggered me.
How bloody insensitive. Does she not realise that not everyone has been so lucky to have a caring family???
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Galway girl
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She's been busy this morning .. got a shock block at 07.24 after she replied to my message warning her of the dangers of little ones around dogs and their food. My brother was bitten in the face as a child doing exactly what Ronald does. Her reply was that I need to focus on my own beautiful children and she hopes that don't grow up to be a bully like me. I'm confused...how was that bullying.... she really thinks she is untouchable. Complete and utter narcissist who just won't be told anything. 
hinchlighting
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“Promise me you will talk to SOMEONE”
“Not me.... don’t reach out to me.... I can’t help you; I just say words that don’t align to my actions. I make you all ill by exploiting you.”
“You’ve all helped me so much, but I have no intention of helping you”
ATV.
Milfordcubicle
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I’ve come on here in my loungewear (primark, size 18) while my curry (chicken and a jar) simmers. I have a massive gin and mr is lying in the floor (bad back) talking to his mum and dad on the phone.
I want to say we ARE all enough. And I don’t mean that in a platitude hinch way. I mean it in that all us pastry trolls are a motley crew- rich poor fat thin tall short. We all have our demons and good days and bad. The support here despite us all being under pseudonyms is amazing. Everyone always has a kind word and time for each other on good and bad days.
my anxiety depression and OCD is controlled by medication but I have bad days. I expect you all do too.
I am happy to be here amongst the pastry trolls with hearts of gold. Maybe we should self publish a book all written between us of our stories and the effects of insta lies and the support of an online community bought together by mutual distaste of insta swipe up culture......
I want to say we ARE all enough. And I don’t mean that in a platitude hinch way. I mean it in that all us pastry trolls are a motley crew- rich poor fat thin tall short. We all have our demons and good days and bad. The support here despite us all being under pseudonyms is amazing. Everyone always has a kind word and time for each other on good and bad days.
my anxiety depression and OCD is controlled by medication but I have bad days. I expect you all do too.
I am happy to be here amongst the pastry trolls with hearts of gold. Maybe we should self publish a book all written between us of our stories and the effects of insta lies and the support of an online community bought together by mutual distaste of insta swipe up culture......
same! 5’5” here. Husband 6’ shortest man in his family. Mah Boys are both over 6’2 at 15&16I'm only 5'3" so everyone is tall to me
RonnieBlessHim
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Bingo on the little team!
shadyessex33
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Ladies! This is so us! We aren’t trolls! We are Bitchilanties!
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RonnieBlessHim
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My mate who I've not seen for ages came for tea yesterday. She was banging on about Hinch and said "you must love her, she's just you're type", which I was fucking offended and mortified by. Before I could say anything, my husband said, "well no, she's actually always on Tattle slagging her off cos she's a cunt" (he meant Hinch not me, I think, I tell myself that anyway)
Just got a text off another friend.. seems she's not my mate anymore, but at least she's recruiting Tattlers
I actually had a dream the night before he outed me as a Tattler to my mate, that I won a competition for a Hincher and their partner to go and meet Hinch for dinner at her house, and my husband accidentally outed me as a Tattler when we got there, just before I got good content for Tattle. He must have form.
Just got a text off another friend.. seems she's not my mate anymore, but at least she's recruiting Tattlers
I actually had a dream the night before he outed me as a Tattler to my mate, that I won a competition for a Hincher and their partner to go and meet Hinch for dinner at her house, and my husband accidentally outed me as a Tattler when we got there, just before I got good content for Tattle. He must have form.
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Hello Tattle gang. I'm a seriously LONG time lurker. However I have woken up in a rage because this fake woman is number 1 on the times best sellers list. I have written two books. Both by myself, with no ghost writer. They are also proper books....not drivel about poor old little me. But it is so incredibly hard to get published the traditional way. So to see this vile creature get to number 1 for doing fuck all has made me feel like giving up my dream of becoming published. What's the point when you have people like her gaining success from doing nothing.
Tui
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Superb spot. You win the internet todayThought she didn’t use wipes anymore.....
RonnieBlessHim
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Aw thanks. She's my love and so special. She's seen me through almost my entire adult life and been my biggest comfort in a lot of shit. My little constant. She literally licks tears off my face when I cry, she's an actual angel.This makes my cold little heart ache! I am the biggest crazy cat gay in the world! So I’m so happy for her! Little love!!!
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RonnieBlessHim
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She doesn't look panicky 
Certainly doesn't look how I look when I panic, or any of my patients.
Certainly doesn't look how I look when I panic, or any of my patients.
I have far too much time on my hands, so this is how I imagine that video idea went down in Casa De Hinchliffe, this is inspired by @Megan29220 who does these the best!
Jamie: Soph darling are you okay?
Soph: I don’t, I’m feeling a bit panicky
Jamie: well I’ll put willy hill down and google panic disorders and see what I can do to help
Soph: nah don’t do that, can you actually film me with my off the shoulder lounge suit that shows my knickers off seductively cleaning knobs for insta?
Jamie: think that content belongs on only fans or my private videos but okay, I’ll get my Inch out, anything for the gram!
Soph: Boners at half mast mate! I meant the cupboard knobs maybe the oven too!
Jamie: Oh....I’ll put my PVC mask away then, yeah I’d do that, the shoppers will lap that up and go buy your book if you display a very intimate moment of panic on world mental health day!
Soph: I know it’s genius! I’ll be in the New York Times best sellers list by the end of the week!
Jamie: Yeah and if not we’ll film you having a panic attack cleaning the bath!
Soph: Genius babe! Now let me put a black thong on and let’s make some soft core porn in the name of mental health!!
Jamie: Soph darling are you okay?
Soph: I don’t, I’m feeling a bit panicky
Jamie: well I’ll put willy hill down and google panic disorders and see what I can do to help
Soph: nah don’t do that, can you actually film me with my off the shoulder lounge suit that shows my knickers off seductively cleaning knobs for insta?
Jamie: think that content belongs on only fans or my private videos but okay, I’ll get my Inch out, anything for the gram!
Soph: Boners at half mast mate! I meant the cupboard knobs maybe the oven too!
Jamie: Oh....I’ll put my PVC mask away then, yeah I’d do that, the shoppers will lap that up and go buy your book if you display a very intimate moment of panic on world mental health day!
Soph: I know it’s genius! I’ll be in the New York Times best sellers list by the end of the week!
Jamie: Yeah and if not we’ll film you having a panic attack cleaning the bath!
Soph: Genius babe! Now let me put a black thong on and let’s make some soft core porn in the name of mental health!!
Why do I see this happening and a huge announcement coming in the following weeks along the lines of
“Guyzzzzz I know a lot of you have good kind souls, you’re my hinchers, I know this, but a few bad apples have spoiled the fruit bowl. Today as we were leaving baby ballers that’s held at Maldon Village Hall every Sunday at 9am, a few what I assume are Trolls were waiting outside, they wanted photos of me, Ronnie and Jamie, I assume so they could sell them to the Daily Mail or Sun and they only screamed “we love you Mrs Hinch” once, the whole ordeal was terrifying as it’s made me realise I can’t do anything in the public eye, so from now on we have no choice but to hold private classes for Ronnie in the back garden that only me, Jamie and Mum can attend, because Mum says it’s better to be safe than sorry, your home is your castle so use it, and we can’t understand how these people who are clearly trolls found out where we were taking Ron for baby ballers in maldon, 9am on a Sunday!! but don’t worry, I’ll share with you everything I’ve bought for the classes, I’ve got some balls that were Jamie’s that I’ve repurposed seeing as he doesn’t need them anymore and I’ve spray painted them grey and some grey mats and goals coming too! If you want to read more about my experience with trolls, my book this is me is half price on Amazon
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“Guyzzzzz I know a lot of you have good kind souls, you’re my hinchers, I know this, but a few bad apples have spoiled the fruit bowl. Today as we were leaving baby ballers that’s held at Maldon Village Hall every Sunday at 9am, a few what I assume are Trolls were waiting outside, they wanted photos of me, Ronnie and Jamie, I assume so they could sell them to the Daily Mail or Sun and they only screamed “we love you Mrs Hinch” once, the whole ordeal was terrifying as it’s made me realise I can’t do anything in the public eye, so from now on we have no choice but to hold private classes for Ronnie in the back garden that only me, Jamie and Mum can attend, because Mum says it’s better to be safe than sorry, your home is your castle so use it, and we can’t understand how these people who are clearly trolls found out where we were taking Ron for baby ballers in maldon, 9am on a Sunday!! but don’t worry, I’ll share with you everything I’ve bought for the classes, I’ve got some balls that were Jamie’s that I’ve repurposed seeing as he doesn’t need them anymore and I’ve spray painted them grey and some grey mats and goals coming too! If you want to read more about my experience with trolls, my book this is me is half price on Amazon
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It was my cats 13th birthday yesterday, and as the vet told me she wouldn't live beyond 5 years old when she was a kitten (she has cat down syndrome ) I celebrated her massively by giving her her own bowl of chicken and gravy. She normally gets leftovers if she's lucky. I didn't broadcast it even to my humble social media followings, because a) it's boring b) it's probably a bit weird to cook for your cat and c) I know some people are fucking struggling!! Sophie, you have zero class.
) I celebrated her massively by giving her her own bowl of chicken and gravy. She normally gets leftovers if she's lucky. I didn't broadcast it even to my humble social media followings, because a) it's boring b) it's probably a bit weird to cook for your cat and c) I know some people are fucking struggling!! Sophie, you have zero class.RonnieBlessHim
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Hinch's next breakfast.. 
Mental health ? What does she know how about mental health ? .... how’s about being pregnant and not knowing when your next getting some money , being made redundant causing extreme anxiety ... while she’s in her big house Life of luxury and claims to have anxiety .. you don’t know the meaning hun .... fuck off hinchy dpmo .
HandmadeMama
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funny how the person complaining about people on tattle, is signed in to their tattle account. Heya
They really do miss the point. Hi lurkers
watermelon sugar
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Hinch putting a post up about world mental health day is the same thing as when the nastiest bitch you know from work/school etc puts up a post about being kond. Fake as fuck 