Mrs Hinch #242 How much does Mrs Hinch charge? One story costs £24'000 plus vat

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Big soz if this has already been said, but what football is Jamie watching? Arsenal played Liverpool yesterday (and lost hard!!! YWNA oi oi) And there’s no premier league matches tonight
Spurs are playing Chelsea now.
 
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Nash to the party but didn’t she say they were doing a food shop the other day when she cleaned her fridge out?? When she got the pastry delivery and jus rolled to the food bank ?
 
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Chapter 6 - I’m just like you guys. When I go on my 17th holiday in 4 months, Jamie pretends to drive a tractor and I bring home quick drying cement as a souvenir.
 
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I’m lying in bed, my body’s racking with LOLs reading this
 
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THE worst pie in the world. Why didn’t she just give the poor boy spaghetti hoops and some mash?! Why did she have to turn it into a pissing pie. God I don’t know why but she has actually annoyed me more than ever today, the pie is the straw that’s broken the camels back
 
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Why in gods name is she on his back picking an apple off a tree, all for the gram. Fucking morons.
 
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I thought her 'mates' were known as The Kids... so where the chuff has 'my girls' come from??

Is she Regina George now? Do they have a burn book?
 
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We had sausages jacket spuds and beans for tea. Baby cubicle just had a tooth out so she’s all numb so she had spud innards and beans. She did make me giggle though cos She said “mum, my lips all fat and I feel like I look like Katie price“

edited for post gin repetitions
 
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Hen probably joins her in the toilet because she’s in there for hours with the squirts from hell. Nobody’s bowels could withstand the slop she makes surely.
 
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Wow! I haven’t posted in a while but that pie? Pie? What was it? Who the f puts spinach with spaghetti hoops?!?! I’m done
 
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