Mrs Hinch #241 An article in You and not one bit of it is true!

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Someone mentioned Hinchopoly on the last thread. Can we have a thread on this gal? What the fresh holy hell is this? Some may win some may ‘loose’ 😂

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Loose as in loose bowels....so there is a stop called Downtown Diarrhea which if you pick up the card of Hinch cooking you unfortunately pass go without collecting money?

Now THAT I'd buy! 😂 Social distance Hinchopoly anyone?
 
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Those quotes from Ma barker on her stories have made me feel like I’ll start vomitting and never stop
 
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Those quotes from Ma barker on her stories have made me feel like I’ll start vomitting and never stop
It’s embarrassing! It’s like admitting you’ve never grown up 🙄

Soph your 30 not 5... You can live you life without Mummy, you don’t need to be breastfed anymore!

Never seen such a baby in my life! 🙄
 
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Hey huns if you’re reading. You know your friend Soph? You know how she’s in it together with you? She feels like you are all her friends? She loves you all? You’re one big community and safe with each other? Yeah she wouldn’t talk about her suspected PND until she was sure she’d be paid for it. Let that sink in.
 
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I can relate so much to this. My sons a month older than Ronnie and even though he’s my second and I’m well aware it’s unrealistic/sustainable to“achieve” what shedoes in a day in my circumstances (husband works 6 days a week and I had 2 children under 2) I still felt myself comparing myself to her and feeling like a failure when something was slipping which was usually always the housework. She made me resent housework so much that I feel pure dreads everytime I do it because it’s never going to be “perfect”. I’m slowly learning that it is perfect; my walls may be stained with paint and crayons, my wallpaper may have chunks missing, my washing basket is always overflowing, my living rooms been in the process of being decorated for 6 months now (we’ve got 2 walls done but having 2 young children and unable to get any support with childcare it’s been impossible) it’s been difficult to see her transform every room in her house and garden sometimes twice over, it’s been very hard to see her making these meals from scratch and think she’s the time to montage them all too; but my husband reminded me that unlike her my children have full and unconditional access to me and I meet all their needs, and that he works 6 days a week when I keep them thriving all by myself because I follow the lockdown rules. And while she’s making montages I’m making murals with crayons on my walls. Cause this time will get easier. And I’ll have no regrets cause my children will always be loved, be messy and be free to be children.
Sorry I’ve just gone off on one but if anyone else is on the same boat you’re not alone.
I so agree with this. My friend has four children, she lives in a house that is filled with colour, mess, chaos and fun. She absolutely adores being a mum, has a lovely rambling garden and the kids play out getting muddy, they paint, they make all kinds of mess. Her house isnt dirty, but it isnt spotless and it's a proper family home. One day, soon after I got to know her, I was round her house and we were talking about cleaning windows. Her patio doors were covered in little fingerprints. Turned out that before her 4 kids, she had a daughter who died of meningitis aged 3. The day before she became ill, she had got fingerprints all over the bedroom mirror. My friend said that she was really houseproud at the time and she cleaned those prints off. After what happened next, she wished with all her heart she had left them there. She went on to have the other kids, but rarely cleans the prints off doors and mirrors now, her attitude is the house will be there long after the kids have grown up and left home, plenty of time for cleaning in the future. She stopped being houseproud after her daughters death, all she cares about now is bringing up happy, well adjusted children. I would rather have her than a million hinchers, all putting their Instagram, perfection, shiny sinks and identical grey houses before their kids. I know who gets it right and it isnt the queen of Maldonia.

Mum says a chunder a day keeps the tattle trolls away
This needs to be a thread title!
 
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I can not get over hunches face, attitude, grinning, laughing and whatever else today, its like, "there ive said it and thats it, no one else needs to say anymore because what I say is final." Its like she has won something? Like she's had the last word with the "trolls"
all her anxiety must have disappeared at the door of that shoot! I wish I could turn mine on and off.
 
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I’m reposting this from them last thread because it is the sneaky type of behaviour synonymous with brand Hinch, and not the first time MR Hinch has done this. He tried to pass the photo off as a “step away from the cloths” (haha, just like the fake overwhelm when he saw she had got Polly 🙄)

But it is a blatant AD for P&G because look at the display she is standing beside. Subliminal or otherwise, he is flogging her tit and getting away with not declaring the ad partnership 😡
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I’m reposting this from them last thread because it is the sneaky type of behaviour synonymous with brand Hinch, and not the first time MR Hinch has done this. He tried to pass the photo off as a “step away from the cloths” (haha, just like the fake overwhelm when he saw she had got Polly 🙄)

But it is a blatant AD for P&G because look at the display she is standing beside. Subliminal or otherwise, he is flogging her tit and getting away with not declaring the ad partnership 😡View attachment 257519
Wait.....just need to do an off the shoulder.......thats it take the photo I'm ready!!!
 
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Hey huns if you’re reading. You know your friend Soph? You know how she’s in it together with you? She feels like you are all her friends? She loves you all? You’re one big community and safe with each other? Yeah she wouldn’t talk about her suspected PND until she was sure she’d be paid for it. Let that sink in.
This exactly! 💰💰💰💰
 
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No doubt I am hideously Hudson to the party here but that whole 'I taught Ronnie to be gentle with Henry' tit and she says she hasn't been on here in a year? Eff of mate you're fooling no one!

Assume it has been noted and someone more on it than me screen shot it but she changed it from 'Jamie thinks it's silly' to 'Jamie thought it was a bit mad'

Jamie isn't the only one babe. Calm down and get off insta.
 
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Surely ma barker even laughs at her! 'Mum always says, mum always said'. Mum is a greedy witch soph just like you. Oh and not forgetting she also said she is still struggling at night time. That's the only bit of her tit I believe and that's because this on here is her bedtime reading. Reads up on the lies she's been caught out on during the day
 
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This exactly! 💰💰💰💰
So bad!!! I think if she never wanted to publicly discuss it then it’s kind of fair enough. Yeah she portrays the perfect life and that’s damaging but PND is so personal and very wrongly has shame attached to it. She drip feeds the huns enough pity party tit anyway that they are all probably under the impression she’s “sooooo real”

To be honest with this one she’s no better than the celebs who hide their baby name and picture until OK pick it up for cash. Actually she’s worse. She saved up something so personal for a time where she could make money off it. That’s how far her desire to be rich goes.
 
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