Mrs Hinch #239 Wants us to think the memwah is goodbye, we know it's a lie.

[DoodlePoodle]

Morning Jus-trolls!
Reporting live from Dorrrrsetttttt this morning. Mr Doodle and I are staying in a teensy 1 bed cottage - no other family members present except our 2 dogs
Next door sheep just invaded the garden. Did make me chuckle after my catching up over coffee this morning. No sign of any HinchCliffes but will keep eyes pealed for Sold boards on large houses
Hoping the You mag article will be online in the morning. Should make for interesting reading
Have a good day lovelies and play nicely with the other trolls

 

[Sweetpea30]

Seat cupboards?? Can someone explain, is she about to start sitting in a cupboard?

I’m thinking it’s the storage for where she has to put all the garden seat cushions she has for the winter so they don’t get ruined!

Yes Ronnie is gonna destroy the bum pumpkins

ATV

 

[Emsie]

These threads move too fast for me to keep up so apologies if this is has been said... But "the boys" Jamie is not a boy! He is a grown man... A father! Henry isn't a boy either he's a dog! Honestly winds me up!!! Off for a walk with the boys. No hun you're off for a walk with a man, a dog and a boy.

 

[Kimd]

Wow I have no words

 

[Ground turmeric]

These threads move too fast for me to keep up so apologies if this is has been said... But "the boys" Jamie is not a boy! He is a grown man... A father! Henry isn't a boy either he's a dog! Honestly winds me up!!! Off for a walk with the boys. No hun you're off for a walk with a man, a dog and a boy.

Trying to be SS with the "boys"

 

[Behelzabobs]

Looks like Ron Roo has had a haircut!! When did the tuftz go? Tattle bingo?

Part of me ( the saddo part) can’t believe she would cut those curls without some big dramatic sob fest with high volume melodramatic music in the background and a montage of him from birth to now and the curls preserved in the memory box ( haven’t seen that for a while )

 

[fannysjohnny]

I’m thinking it’s the storage for where she has to put all the garden seat cushions she has for the winter so they don’t get ruined!

Yes Ronnie is gonna destroy the bum pumpkins

ATV

That's gonna be a mighty big cupboard

 

[easeypeasey]

So.....let me get this straight. Shes plugging this whole book around the trolls, and even mentioned things shes been called here. Its her selling point. Now she's saying she hasn't clicked on this site since 2019, even though shes written her book based around us pastry trolls. Not the sharpest tool is she?!

Hasn't clicked on it because she's been logged in since then!!

View attachment 255445Spot the difference

Is that another bloody wheel of cheese????

 

[Cocobean]

Part of me ( the saddo part) can’t believe she would cut those curls without some big dramatic sob fest with high volume melodramatic music in the background and a montage of him from birth to now and the curls preserved in the memory box ( haven’t seen that for a while )

You know that box is coming now don't you

 

[PeachesLove]

Calling a bingo, RonRonNoLongerTuftyManz is gonna have his own pumpkin patch, isn’t he?

 

[Moobiemoo]

The nails aren’t different the tips are the same. The light is just on the nude base which makes them look more peach than natural light

Anyway. Ron was only allowed to touch the pumpkins once for that photo now he is banished back behind the sofa and she’s dipping a cheese string into her cup of tea

 

[SophiaPen89]

Just googled “seat cupboard” it’s a storage box
Lol a storage box.... why is she saying weird names for something so simple. She is really not right in the head

 

[Cocobean]

Also reads as: I get sent that much tit I have no idea where they came from!

 

[shadyessex33]

They’ve had to disable comments on this post. They’ve not had to do that for any other cover spread! every post she appears on the company have to turn off or delete comments. When are people going to realise it’s HER that is the problem, no one else!

 

[fannysjohnny]

I’m thinking it’s the storage for where she has to put all the garden seat cushions she has for the winter so they don’t get ruined!

Yes Ronnie is gonna destroy the bum pumpkins

ATV

That's gonna be a mighty big cupboard

Part of me ( the saddo part) can’t believe she would cut those curls without some big dramatic sob fest with high volume melodramatic music in the background and a montage of him from birth to now and the curls preserved in the memory box ( haven’t seen that for a while )

I agree.More continuity problems perhaps

 

[Allthevest20]

Also reads as: I get sent that much tit I have no idea where they came from!View attachment 255667

Also no #gifted tag that I can see?

 

[Moobiemoo]

She never even bought Ron those animals! Shock... GIFTED!
Also mum says

 

[SarcasticEllis]

God forbid she actually buys farm animal toys...knew the story the other day couldn’t just be about him playing

 

[Tillynoclean]

I think it's the surnames of the owners.

But I would have guessed bargains and miscellaneous

The owners were called Brian and Margaret. The first store was in Cleveleys, my local one In Blackpool was their second store which has sadly just closed because of the lease. When they first started all those years ago the tinned stuff didn’t have labels on half of the time so it was a proper surprise as to what was in it.

 

[Jenniet]

They’ve had to disable comments on this post. They’ve not had to do that for any other cover spread! every post she appears on the company have to turn off or delete comments. When are people going to realise it’s HER that is the problem, no one else!

Exactly this