Mrs Hinch #238 Better get down to the food bank hasty, the poor need my tasty pastry

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Well I never..... I’ve woken up this morning to find I’ve been blocked Ffs
At least I will never have that "absolutely heartbreaking" occasion to look forward to because I removed myself and those of us who have all ready removed ourselves are the ones she is trying to find....I didnt fall for that swipe up trick yesterday?
 
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Amen!
 
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Haha, no way!! She's his "friend", but in terms of Insta and getting more famous and making money, he wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire!
Oh he would, right next to his mirror so he could watch himself, and then he would pop it on insta,
 
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I really hope after the bullshit she posted last night we wake up on 2nd October and she has fucked off! But I fear she is just being a cock tease again for attention
 
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I’ll do it in all the voices as well. Then proper belt myself across the face and not even flinch
I would pay good money to see this! Would mean you'd have to read all of the shit show though unfortunately
 
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We might....if the book was printed before zofloragate??
 
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Yeah totally! I’ve said similar before! It’s like she’s selling her whole life to the shoppers but of course most can never have it, not her real life. Meeting “the one”, setting up home in a flat, grand proposal, move to big house, big white wedding, dog, baby conceived practically on wedding night. All while becoming filthy rich. It’s like a Hallmark movie with Trace playing role of the sassy bigger girl who owns her own business. She ALWAYS appears in those films and I didn’t realise how much that is Trace until now
 
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I agree with the previous theory about her just giving up the Mrs Hinch character.

At the end of the mem-wah it'll say 'so that's it guysssszzz. Im all cleaned out. My house is spotless. Zoflora have fucked me off. I cant even remember to clean most days. I just pre record every other Thursday and quite frankly I can't be arsed anymore. So fly free Mrs Hinch. Clean on in cleaner heaven because THIS IS ME. I AM. SOPH!'

Then on 2nd October she will just do the same ol' shite:
Adventures of Ron & Hen
Face slapping
Neck clawing
Filming Jamies flip flops
Rons lunch
Pastry
Maybe a teatime
Pergoala
Bla bla bla

But no cleaning...
 
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I really hope her last insta story is her walking around an empty castle grey skull, with her plinky plonky music over it. Last episode of Friends style. Leaves her key on the infamous drive thru shelf. Captioned “it’s been fun, all the best”

Then they speed off in their range to start their new life at the mansion in private. Ma Barker following in the Audi that never happened.

Meanwhile the national trust has purchased Grey Skull and have turned it into a Hun museum to the biggest Hun of all.

The end

Edit - not quiet the end, because they have to turn around because she’s forgotten Ronnie

The end
 
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I'm nurse too. Tattle and AC55 is my alter ego!
Saaaaaaame! Nobody knows I’m on here - they would think I was deranged to feel this much disgust towards someone who has literally no bearing on my life
 
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Jamie turns round to Soph and says 'shall we make some pastry?' And soph replies saying 'what with?'
 
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That melt Adam from In The Style is desperate to get Grinch to do a clothing collection with them. That won’t be too far in the future...
 
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FFS! That’s another coffee you owe me!
 
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Oooo what’s swipe up was that, is she trying to catch people out with tricks ?
 
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