Ok so tattle bingo....
After this pastry DEBACLE she will be clawing the neck all night and unable to sleep
I think we need to brace ourselves - there will be no more pastry for a while. We are pastry trolls - we will survive this. It’s ok
Ron & Hen will be back to entertain the masses with their hilar japes - staged poses and Hen looking like wishes he was at Battersea to the soundtrack of something from ‘Now That’s What I Call Morbid 19’
More inspirational motivational quotes from Hinch and Inch. We got this, she got this, he got this, it’s got this
It’s raining a lot in Essex so the pergola will be gazed at through the window with a lump in her throat now and again
Some more useless gadgets made from Chinese plastic will arrive in the post
Halloween prep will continue. Grey pumpkin season is nearly here guyzzzzz
she had to do a dust hunt, dohAnyone notice earlier that Jamie took Ronnie to the shops with him? She can't even be alone with her own son while her husband pops to the shop. What is the deal with that?! I need to know!!!
I'd love to know how he recognised her. She's got more faces than the bloody town clock, even her own son probably doesn't recognise her half the pissing time! But of course everyone's partner knows and would recognise every person they follow on social mediaSS is usually more open & honest about gifted items. She does tend to use the jusrol a lot more (and in better ways I think) plus being 5 of them in her house she would need a good amount I think so hers is probably her own. Hinches looked liked some other kind of products and not just the normal pastry roll, sheets or filo to me.
She still made it about her in a way "the security guard asked me if I'm Mrs Hinch his wife's a fan"like why? Why did she feel the need to throw that in there in the middle of her 'donate to foodbanks' 'look at me doing a good deed' posts. She could have kept that to herself, No.... She has to let the whole world know she was recognised by someone. Narcissist.
What the hell is wrong witj my written English.... I've clearly been influenced by Her GreyhausenAwe man I'm absolutely buckled, I cannae stop giggling. What an absolute shit show today has been. You've all given this wee insomniac life today you next level, bingo calling, pastry troll bastards
Also, nope the food bank can't take opened packets of anything, it breaches standard hygiene rules and could porltentially have environmental health asking questions
Ffs that's made me snort laughhttps://giphy.com/Ah2YxX0t177pu
Actual footage of the Hinches on their way to the food bank
They usually ask for unopened packs. A hygiene issue because if babies have nappy rash etc. Same with sanitary towels/tampons.Sorry if this has been asked but the bag of nappies she's taken to the food bank can they take them all individually like that rather than a full pack in the original pampers pack? Does that make senseI'm so tired haha, actual tired, not Hinch tired
Maybe an ice cream post from InchWowwww look how fast these threads have gone.. new members coming to here too.. is this the beginning of her demise hahaha... think there will be any stories from her tonight?!?!?!
She has a pretty distinctive birds nest on her head, maybe that gave her away!!I'd love to know how he recognised her. She's got more faces than the bloody town clock, even her own son probably doesn't recognise her half the pissing time! But of course everyone's partner knows and would recognise every person they follow on social media
He probably saw her birds nest and comedy eyebrows coming around the corner before her!She has a pretty distinctive birds nest on her head, maybe that gave her away!!
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