Mrs Hinch #231 Covid‘s rising, Soph's calmer. Did she or didn’t she, get a plane to Palma?

[Therealist]

Omg I just cringed myself inside out

I’m dying! Why did he look round at the camera like that at the end?! brilliant

 

[Upyourshinch]

brilliant!! I showed my partner her new washing range when we went to Home of Bazza Argains & he very nonchalantly punched the softener and walked away He has always hated her, even when I was a hincher and he tried to warn me of her marketing schemes

Sounds like you got a gudden there then he's a keeper

 

[Catfan2]

ahhhh same here!! I’m in Sutton but no one ever knows it so SW London it is!

I used to live in Croydon

I think Jurgen Klopp is handsome. . My guilty pleasure.

He reminds me of Stephen Merchant (not a bad thing! )

 

[Mermer89]

I'm Mrs Hinch, I've got my face on lenor.
Come follow me guyzzz, my life's such a bore.

 

[Foreverfalcons]

I'm from Brum too

I'm in Brum too although originally Exmouth (i do hope she isn't on her staycation there!).

 

[Skyflier6727]

I had a quick look once I’m sure my fellow Scots will agree that he is a major embarrassment and we do not all talk like that!

Absolutely! Not sure he would last long in Paisley talking like that!!

 

[watermelon sugar]

He reminds me of Stephen Merchant (not a bad thing! )

Thought you meant Steven Mulhern then I was like Klopp??? Steven Mulhern??

 

[Behelzabobs]

Can we predict what’s going to happen when she does her big return?

the song - Sunshine by Gabrielle?

- more thumbs up photos
- lots of Purple sea and neon green tree photos
- photos taken by Jamie pretending she didn’t see him doing it, pretend laughing like a maniac whilst Ron vibes her with his deadpan nonchalant death stare
- mouldy leaves, sticks acorns and conkers ready for their hot glue treatment into a creation, which will go straight into the loft
- her garden will be completely mowed and weeded as if by magic when she returns as if time has stood still
- a montage of people buying migraine wonderland ‘fanks you Guuuuuyyyyzzzz’
- Ron and Hen adventure update ‘they did a poo at the same time today guuuyyyzz!’
- a jar of some local turmeric she bought for SS

OMG This is so accurate it’s bleeping hilarious

 

[Macklen83]

Oh I know I’m extremely Katherine to the party here but what the actual bleeeeeeep was that “the boys are fine I promise you”. Who has been worried like? Ya fucker, what a complete and utter tosser. Self obsessed bunch of chav bastards

 

[Upyourshinch]

Following on from my last post ....

 

[MrsPurchase]

You never stop being a scouser wherever you are my fella is trying his hardest to make our son support Man United but I've got him a Liverpool kit and babygrows etc and im planning on forcing it upon him ive also met Jurgen Klopp I served him when I worked in a pub in Formby a few years ago, right after they beat Everton in a Derby! He had a rib eye steak and he tipped everyone who worked a tenner each! Hes even nicer and better looking in person!!

Just to keep it on topic I hope Hinch and Co never come to Liverpool ill welcome Ron but that's it

I live in Liverpool - married a scouser. I regret to say that Mrs H has already been here - my husband came home from work one day and said he’d gone to waterstones at lunch time and could hardly get it because of the queue of people waiting to get their book signed by a ‘skinny odd looking‘ woman (his words)

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Oh I know I’m extremely Katherine to the party here

I love that. Should we start saying Duchess, or what about "I'm extremely Cambridge to the party"?

 

[Nosygram]

Hi guyyyyysss

newbie here! From Scotland
Only had insta for a few weeks but was aware of the tap wanker for a while.
I have found my people
I used to have a wee cute cushion that said ‘only dull women have immaculate houses’

 

[Cleaningnothinching]

I found the video were they drunk?! That snog at the end was bizarre!

Clap for NHS: Mrs Hinch and her husband show their support

Clap for NHS: Mrs Hinch and her husband show their support for the campaign during the coronavirus outbreak. She says 'we love you NHS'.

www.express.co.uk

Ew this has genuinely just made me feel nauseous. Everything about the pair of them manky bastards, nobody wants to see yous eating each other’s faces? Mingers.

 

[Furrytriangle]

I’m from the little village of Stoke on Trent

I live in stoke tooooooo

 

[Macklen83]

And another thing, I can’t stand the “you got this”. I tell you what I’ve got you soppy fuckwit. I’ve got blisters the size of space hoppers from being on my feet all day in a red hot natural light starved hospital, I have two kids who can’t even pass each other without trying to knock each other out, I’ve got a husband who is a right miserable shite because he’s on nights all week. I’ve got a spotty face off heat and masks, Ive got a right fat arse because I can’t stop eating convenience foods cos I’m so tired, I’ve got neeeeeee patience with Sophie Hoarder Hinchcliffe, Bugboy and Lord Fatsnomes of Maldonia. “You got this”. Fffffuuucccckkkkk offffffffff.

 

[Just_Looking_]

Surely she’s been doing this for too long now to keep up the “I’m just learning guyzzz”act

 

[Notherefordrama]

Not even a Hinch group. duck off, no one cares

 

[chattycatty]

Following on from my last post ....

How funny sticking stickers on the bottles She’s boss

 

[Eat more cake]

What's Mario's surname on insta

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