Well at least Hen has a bond with Ron, cos his mumaaazzz certainly hasn’t.
Well at least Hen has a bond with Ron, cos his mumaaazzz certainly hasn’t.“Their bond is incredible” I’ve never heard as much pish in my life!! 🥱
It’s her cooking! All that fucking sugar and pastry, he just explodes at random times. It’s why he can no longer go to work and why we never see him without supervision, just in case he gets caught short. It’s also why his pants are always laying around for her to dust with...Surprised she can stomach a philly laced wrap after yesterday’s concoction. Their stomach’s must still be bubbling. And how many pants for him? Expecting an explosion on your vacay. Fly away with them things you class as eyebrows. Div.
Cos she’s a TWATTTMy first time commenting on a Mrs Hinch page here goes!
1. Ronnie is adorable.
2. Wtf was that pastry thing she made?
3. Also why did she buy a packet sauce for fish pie when all you need is butter, flour and milk? All that salt and artificial flavouring. (I made my own for the first time, the same night from scratch and it was incredible)
4. Jamie makes me uncomfortable, he reminds me of one of my exes
5. She has no aspiration to learn new things even for the sake of Ronnie. Like the flower beds, why didn't she do it herself, taught herself to do it instead of paying someone to do it. Why didn't she get Jamie to build the pergola, made it into a project together. Why doesn't she learn how to cook real homemade food, no packet stuff. It's a lot cheaper and what she learns she can teach Ronnie at some stage.
Exactly!! WTAF!! she has a bloody Instagram account where she says exactly what is on her mind and to have her sayChance to have my say??? About what?? Interesting political speeches of the 20th century?? Ffs
I left out the wasabi because it was a wasabi spag bol.you cooked? just run out the door. A break is urgently required! You poor withered petal! How have you coped?A spag Bol?! That’s like Michelin star! Hope you didn’t forget the wasabi xoxoxo
Definitely! The grey sofa looks blue and the grass is bright green!This is a photo from the flower people, and when you look at hinches, must be filtered to fuck totally different colour
I wish we could crowd fund all you workers, captain Tom style for holiday money, and a week off as a massive thank you and everyone else has to do it for a week instead!Her stories today actually made me feel really shitty.
I work frontline in a hospital and this year has been awful. Because of the exposure I have at work i have effectively had to isolate myself for the best part of a year as my family are vulnerable to the virus. We haven’t been able to afford a holiday for two years.
I have terrible anxiety that means I really struggle to function and I take several tablets a day just to be ‘normal’. I struggle the most with social media as I actually was ‘trolled’ and it was horrendous.
And I see this woman with such a privileged life telling me every day that we can do it, that we can get through the day, that dreams can come true and that the world is this magical, wonderful place.
And it makes me so bloody angry.
Apologues for the sob story - I just had to get it out of my head and there’s no one else that really gets it apart from here x
She mentions there’s a house sitter every timeSurely if you had a house sitter coming to stay you would leave the appliances and sockets on would you not? I think this house sitter is a figment of her imagination!
Doubt she trusts him to take enough pants. My husband is equally as useless at that sort of thing. Went to Poland last year. For a week in summer when it was hot, he packed 4 woolly jumpers, 1 pair of trousers, 1 pair of pants and 3 pairs of socks. No T shirts or shorts. That was literally it. I was half tempted to leave it and let him suffer but the nice part of me wouldn't let me!I'm sorry if im the one that's not normal but why did she pack vesties suitcase for him? My boyfriend would be waiting a very long time if he expected me to pack his case! Control freak through and through
This is really wonderful. I've heard so much about Period Proverty. Diffo take note Zoph!!I am definitely not a fan, but take note Zoph !!!
Tbh I wouldn’t want to take on Ma Barker, the woman strikes fear into the hearts of men evenShe mentions there’s a house sitter every timein case someone breaks in??!!
I had to back my dads suitcase last week lol, he wouldnt have a clue, my mam used to always do it.Doubt she trusts him to take enough pants. My husband is equally as useless at that sort of thing. Went to Poland last year. For a week in summer when it was hot, he packed 4 woolly jumpers, 1 pair of trousers, 1 pair of pants and 3 pairs of socks. No T shirts or shorts. That was literally it. I was half tempted to leave it and let him suffer but the nice part of me wouldn't let me!
No chance would I be packing my husband's case. If she told him she'd wipe his arse, he'd let her.I'm sorry if im the one that's not normal but why did she pack vesties suitcase for him? My boyfriend would be waiting a very long time if he expected me to pack his case! Control freak through and through
I have a thing about symmetry and that the pergoala bugs me!I missed the sleepers and project perGOALa because I had to take time out. But I’m watching some stories now where she said she was having a SMALL pergola in the corner...leaving enough room for a play area for Ronnie. She points half way down the back fence..But looking at the completed perGOALa it’s feckin huge and goes way past half.. fuck the adventures of ron and hen the poor gits will barely be able to step a foot in garden
So basically the whole house and garden is Zophs and the rest of them can just exist there
They might steal her grey tatShe mentions there’s a house sitter every timein case someone breaks in??!!
It's probably just Ma Barker, who knows she'd still in a vulnerable situation, as it wouldn't take burglars much effort to overpower her. She prob sits down the end of the hall, facing the front door, armed with the tranq gun, usually used on her daughter, for any would be intruders.She mentions there’s a house sitter every timein case someone breaks in??!!
I wish I could like this twiceI know am well Kate to the party here but taking your book on ya jollies with you tho? What a fucking gremlin, I’ve never known someone to love themselves so much. Also my fucking mum said ‘stay silent soph till the time is right’ YOU LEGIT CLEAN YOUR FUCKING HOUSE LIKE A NORMAL HUMAN BEING WHO IN THE HELL DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOU ARE?her mam must think she’s actually a fucking A lister, what a bunch of absolute weapons man! I’m literally RED with embarrassment for her
Soz for the language
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