Mrs Hinch #229 Endless holidays because they have cash aplenty, Their lives are empty

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full original- Endless holidays because they have cash aplenty but it's really because their lives are so empty.

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Zoflora makers warn mums not to copy Mrs Hinch's hot water hack
The influencer shared a post of her adding boiling water to Zoflora sparking fears among mums.
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Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie

News

She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.

Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis@bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou

- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isn’t clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically she’ll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to £40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ‘trolls’ and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamie’s 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.
-The Daily Record newspaper ran an article about her Zoflora ‘hack’. She pours boiling water into a glass jug to test the scent. Zoflora say the product should not be mixed with boiling water because the results of that have not been tested.

TLDR last thread catch up🏠🏠🏠🏠🏠

Well well well
After a disastrous week not working very hard although She told everyone She was going to be, it’s time for another holiday to get over it She went down to her local home bargains and tried to shore up the lenor sales And pretending to fill the shelves from an invisible box of stock 🤣 As it seems to have flumped as it’s not toxic fragrant enough for the Hinchers. After posting a troll woe is me story she then posted a fanxiety appeal post because she’s looking for Hinchers support. May have been noted that she went for a beach hut trip and said they’re looking to buy one but in true hinch style we think she already has.... the pergoallla has been decorated in a huge flower display although unannounced as yet a photo was shown by inch on his new look I’m here too Instagram!! Feel free to add guyzzz
 

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Creeeeeeeamy cheeeeeesy pasta for lunch 🙄🙄🙄

Also why did she leave out the word ‘you’ when speaking to Henry?
She literally said
“Did go in mums plants?”

What the actual?
 
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“Guess who’s back, back again” #JusRoll

Shall we just call her slim shady from now on coz yanno it fits!? 😂😂😂
 
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SOPH! STOP IT! OH LORD MY PELVIC FLOOR CAN’T COPE. I’M CRYING.

#SlimPastryShady
 
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I really have to get on with cleaning my own house but just had a sit down and watched her story.
Just wanted to come here to say, WHAT THE duck was that slop she just got out of the oven!
 
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The amount of sugar and butter in that thing makes me feel ill. The pastry itself before she smothers it is pure butter. Oh my god.
 
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I think the beach but is a done deal. However I would like to ask the question why? She can only use it a few weeks of the year, can't take a piss in it and can't paint it grey? I think they will paint it blue fill it up with HB and B &M tat and rent it out. Anonymously of course but I think people and sheeple will catch on and it will be like the Holy Shine of Lourdes!
 
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Crossaint cake by cumslut anyone?! That looks like one of her handy pieces 🤮✊🏻💦
 
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I’m a pretty proficient baker. I might try a similar cake next week and compare pictures 😂😂😂
 
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