Rose Wonderland actually sounds like someone’s name! Maybe a stripper, matches her tacky life!I genuinely think it should have been Winter Rose. Maybe Soph is kicking herself she didn’t think of such a good name. Rose Wonderland just ain’t as classy!
Inspired by Shady.. A bingo suggestion from me. Wonder if she get sent loads of freebies from P&G like balloon sculptures, cupcakes etc? LIKe A PROpeR InFlUeNCeRI’m getting a bingo in guys!
She’s going to get dolled up in her finest ebayer polka dress, £1,000 channel boots that she “doesn’t have”. Inch is going to put on his best monogrammed 2 piece. She’ll wedge Ron into his tightest baby grow and bib.
Then they’re off to Home Bargains to loiter around the laundry aisle.
We’ll then get a story of said product saying “guysssshhhhh I just can’t believe it! Little old me!? How did this all happen?? It’s mad guysssshhhh I never went looking for any of this!”
*insert faux gratitude to keep the ferals happy*
Off home to celebrate with a kebab and the kid in bed by 4 because she’s had enough of that for one day thank you very much!
He’s one of those creepy blokes in the club that tries to chat up girls , stinking of aftershave , wearing some chavvy too-tight top, thinking he’s on TOWIE, and when he gets rejected it’ll be “well you’re butters anyway , you silly cow”Smarmy! Perfect word for him. He is gross. Really ugly, not well endowed, no personality. Getting him involved will speed up Hinch's downfall, it's going to be glorious.
Like everything else she'll just ignore it all. Yesterday stories about tiredness, I think she had spent the morning crying because of the whole zoflora thing and agree that this product is a deflection on whats actually going onShe still hasn’t made a comment about the zoflora thing yet, which is disgusting when she has so many followers copying her. She should own it and tell everyone what she did was wrong, a mistake and that it’s dangerous. Staying silent makes her look really bad. Like she doesn’t care. Great PR for someone about to release a book
This new product reveal is surely another quick deflection tactic - the Hinch and her management team must have a list of them by now
or a contestant on RuPaul's drag race.Rose Wonderland actually sounds like someone’s name! Maybe a stripper, matches her tacky life!
Just got mine this morning not that it was Mario I don’t follow him at all but somebody on here talked about it the other day. Smells delicious the coconut one anyway got to try it in my laundry and as hinch would say I’m SO EXCITED GUYZZZZZEven her flying monkey minion Mario isn’t pushing her shit fabric softener. He’s banging on about the method stuffyou know when he isn’t crawling up your arsehole your time is numbered
Did you make sure that everyone in the cleaning aisle was aware that it smelt like shit, by pulling an over-exaggerated disgusted face whilst sniffing it?She’s so BLOODY excited over her crap smelling laundry liquid.
I did the school run and then popped to do a food shop, I hadn’t seen her stories but saw it on the shelf. Had a whiff. smells like shit
Sophie Rose’s Shit smelling Wonderland should of been the name
Iv heard a bit about methodJust got mine this morning not that it was Mario I don’t follow him at all but somebody on here talked about it the other day. Smells delicious the coconut one anyway got to try it in my laundry and as hinch would say I’m SO EXCITED GUYZZZZZ
AmaZON sell it.Iv heard a bit about method
Wheredid you get it from?
HahaHaDid you make sure that everyone in the cleaning aisle was aware that it smelt like shit, by pulling an over-exaggerated disgusted face whilst sniffing it?
https://giphy.com/mpxvACn6oda7e
Dunelm, Asda, Tesco and Homebase also sell itIv heard a bit about method
Wheredid you get it from?
Do you know if its kind to sensitive skin?Dunelm, Asda, Tesco and Homebase also sell it
Haha I love how stupid most of these people are. Always getting screamed at to be kind, now that most of us on here don't have a job, yet I find the majority on here have a job and jobs that have kept them away from family during a Pandemic that Sophie seems to of forgotten about!!Don’t want to disappoint! How Bloody rude, ‘Be Kind’ you say. I have a job thank you very much. Ironically unlike Zoph!!!
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