Mrs Hinch #223 Soph is knackered from being a wally, tattle wants to know: WHERE IS POLLY?

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She still hasn’t made a comment about the zoflora thing yet, which is disgusting when she has so many followers copying her. She should own it and tell everyone what she did was wrong, a mistake and that it’s dangerous. Staying silent makes her look really bad. Like she doesn’t care. Great PR for someone about to release a book

This new product reveal is surely another quick deflection tactic - the Hinch and her management team must have a list of them by now
 
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I genuinely think it should have been Winter Rose. Maybe Soph is kicking herself she didn’t think of such a good name. Rose Wonderland just ain’t as classy!
Rose Wonderland actually sounds like someone’s name! Maybe a stripper, matches her tacky life!
 
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Inspired by Shady.. A bingo suggestion from me. Wonder if she get sent loads of freebies from P&G like balloon sculptures, cupcakes etc? LIKe A PROpeR InFlUeNCeR
 
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Smarmy! Perfect word for him. He is gross. Really ugly, not well endowed, no personality. Getting him involved will speed up Hinch's downfall, it's going to be glorious.
He’s one of those creepy blokes in the club that tries to chat up girls , stinking of aftershave , wearing some chavvy too-tight top, thinking he’s on TOWIE, and when he gets rejected it’ll be “well you’re butters anyway , you silly cow”
 
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Like everything else she'll just ignore it all. Yesterday stories about tiredness, I think she had spent the morning crying because of the whole zoflora thing and agree that this product is a deflection on whats actually going on
 
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Slightly off the topic......
But SS story just brought tears to my eyes
I know a lot of you have mixed feelings about her, personally I really like her, but she really is a great mom

Hinch could really do with spending more time learning from SS than being on here picking up story content
 
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Even her flying monkey minion Mario isn’t pushing her shit fabric softener. He’s banging on about the method stuff you know when he isn’t crawling up your arsehole your time is numbered
Just got mine this morning not that it was Mario I don’t follow him at all but somebody on here talked about it the other day. Smells delicious the coconut one anyway got to try it in my laundry and as hinch would say I’m SO EXCITED GUYZZZZZ
 

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Did you make sure that everyone in the cleaning aisle was aware that it smelt like shit, by pulling an over-exaggerated disgusted face whilst sniffing it?
https://giphy.com/mpxvACn6oda7e
 
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Iv heard a bit about method
Wheredid you get it from?
 
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Did you make sure that everyone in the cleaning aisle was aware that it smelt like shit, by pulling an over-exaggerated disgusted face whilst sniffing it?
https://giphy.com/mpxvACn6oda7e
HahaHa
No but I did go really loudly

“oooooof that’s nasty”
And then a lady behind me went it doesn’t smell great does it I thought maybe it was just me.
I was like nah anything made in collaboration with that Mrs hinch woman is going to be awful.
Hehehehe
 
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She hasn’t told us what it actually smells like or given it the big sell at all really, she knows the army will buy it regardless so why would she bother?
Lazy toad.
 
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Not been on here in ages. Too busy with work family etc and sale of my house fell through so didn’t get my brand new shiny one either. . Bastard pandemic. Anyway it could be worse it’s hardly a real problem. I’ll move next year. I unfollowed hinch cause she’s an arsehole but I’ve missed this forum so much.
It’s took me about a week to catch up. You’re all so fuckin funny it’s cheered me up no end. Thanks to you all.
 
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Rose Wonderland sounds like a service a stripper does with her mouth to a gentleman’s sword for a low price
 
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Don’t want to disappoint! How Bloody rude, ‘Be Kind’ you say. I have a job thank you very much. Ironically unlike Zoph!!!
Haha I love how stupid most of these people are. Always getting screamed at to be kind, now that most of us on here don't have a job, yet I find the majority on here have a job and jobs that have kept them away from family during a Pandemic that Sophie seems to of forgotten about!!
Funny how Sophie,
1. Doesnt have a job
2. Is so unkind to everyone that disagrees.
3. Thinks about herself and noone else. Wheres all the giveaways to her amazing fans?? Doesnt happen.
 
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