Mrs Hinch #222 Tumeric, pastry and sandy mans, my name is Soph and I lie to my fans.

[Handsomezz]

"im gonna use some pastry HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHH HAHAHHAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHAHAH"
She's one funny fucker!

 

[Pepsi]

I wonder this but then on the flip side would she want to do a Mum Blog? If she turned to that it would just ask for more scrutiny and highlight how much of a terrible mother she actually is

What a laugh a blog would be, with her spelling and grammar I pity the poor ghost writer that had to try and do a decent job on the Memwharrr

 

[Handsomezz]

I wish she'd give Ronsomes a bleeping cheese sarnie and some monster munch.

 

[Astonishing]

Do I tell her I'm a Tattler?

This woman has a PHD in Psychology

Oh my god
She’s gonna convince you to like her! Don’t leave us. Don’t let her brain wash you into pining your loo

 

[munch-munch]

Do I tell her I'm a Tattler?

This woman has a PHD in Psychology

I’ll convince you!


Maybe spend the day correcting everything she’s saying about her. The. Forward her to tattle

 

[Cleaningnothinching]

Only discovered Tattle less than two weeks ago, and my god, such an eye opener. Have totally gone off/unfollowed a lot of ‘influencers’
Typed in Mrs Hinch in google and was even more shocked, never knew she had a gastric band fitted and lost eight stone, always wondered why I never see her eat much. They showed a before and after and she is unrecognisable! Also googled ‘tumeric’ and its not healthy to have it every single day

Lastly I’m from Ireland and was wondering what does ‘bint’ mean?


All the best guysssssss

Idiot / moron / twit / head / etc. At least that’s what I assume We don’t use bint in Scotland either!

 

[DoodlePoodle]

Guyzzzz I’m very concerned. We know Pollydoesntputthekettleon is in the garage of wonders but WHERE’S INCH? He keeps vanishing during the day

 

[NoName789]

Please just give the kid a ham sandwich

 

[mooseknuckle]

Ronssss lunchhhh, passstry. I’m only joking guyzzzzz, I’m hilarious guyzzz, so funny. You’ve got me in hysterics here Zoph you’re just too funny babe. Wonder who’s hoovering in the background as well

That boys heart must be crying out for a jam sandwich, butter, cheese and Philadelphia will clog him right up. I see he’s finally having some fruit though guyzzz, she’s still learning.

Think she’s forgotten to take her meds today, sounds absolutely manic.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Guyzzzz I’m very concerned. We know Pollydoesntputthekettleon is in the garage of wonders but WHERE’S INCH? He keeps vanishing during the day

I think hes just sat on a park bench flicking between Willy Hill, Bet 365 and Sky Bet. Sighing a sigh of relief that he has some peace and quiet

 

[Gio]

Do we really need to see slow motion clips of bits of food being mumbled around in Ronnie’s mouth as he chews it? Every single day?

Not an attack on him, I’d find it equally as grim if she was filming anyone else doing it!

 

[Lastqueenofscotland]

I’ve no issues with her making the kid proper meals and I think it’s an odd thing to take umbrage with... admittedly some of the food does look rancid but I can’t get annoyed at someone doing home cooked meals, less the enourmous portion sizes for a baby.
But the cookie cutter veg does my head in... so wasteful

 

[IsItSaturdayYet]

Guyzzzz I’m very concerned. We know Pollydoesntputthekettleon is in the garage of wonders but WHERE’S INCH? He keeps vanishing during the day

I think he's back at work and thats why she's near to breakdown. There's gonna be epic neck scratching stories coming soon. This lunchtime is the beginning. (Of the end!! Mwah ha ha ha)

 

[Pepsi]

Looks like Manic Soph is back! Buckle up for some neck clawing and head wobbling today folks! I was thinking Jamie had been leaving her a bit to her own devices lately and doesn’t seem like Ma Barker is there today with the loaded Tranq gun so who knows where this could go!? Uncharted territory here!

I think Vestlife is up to something, perhaps a part time job at Willy Hills? Main thing is that she doesnt seem to be able to cope without added support.

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

She really has been busy on tattle pastry trolls and given Ron fruit Hi Soph

 

[instacharlie]

Pastry gags I'm pretty sure that's the real Sophie there....cocky, loud, confident, and very passive agressive! Very in your face, as opposed to the nervous, anxious, little meek mouse she's trying to sell with the new memwah!

She's really going to regret adding a trolls chapter to her book, as it'll only make this place more popular

 

[L00kform3]

How she talks to Ronnie is so weird ‘YES.. Leave it closed.. That’s it.. CLAP.. WOOP WOOP’ uh?

 

[life is great]

I have a sneaky suspicion that she's trying to make out vest isn't there during the day so she's doing the parenting (using this term lightly) and cleaning on her own hence her bullshit this morning about being tired. I see right through her and I honestly think that's what she is up to so the sheep think she's so brave for coping on her own

 

[Kittymckat]

What a laugh a blog would be, with her spelling and grammar I pity the poor ghost writer that had to try and do a decent job on the Memwharrr

She probably submitted her chapters in voice notes.

 

[Pepsi]

Not working for me today either, it’s really VERY hot and miss

Looks like pastry for lunch though, bugger i had my eggs and tUmeric ready