Mrs Hinch #222 Tumeric, pastry and sandy mans, my name is Soph and I lie to my fans.

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BTW The spelling of Turmeric is intentional.

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Last night they were at the local Prom playing in the sand, Ma Barker was there and Soph had a heart to heart with her. Vest captured an unfiltered unflattering video of her. (post 16) Vests face looked bruised. he got philosophical again on his story.
This morning she used 6 wax melts around the house.
She had been on a home bargain Hinch haul yesterday but didn't reveal all until this evening.
Pastry was used again for lunch
Jaymee left his toothbrush out and toothpaste all over the sink so she had a little moan about it and used 1 product to clean it up.
A swipe up for a P&G video she had filmed last year was put up on her story. Boring.
At 6pm they state they go out in the car and see where they end up - they were at the local park, yesterday it was the local prom.



BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper but she has never denied/confirmed it.

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She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here.
Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.

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For new members.

Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie (an informal rule is any pics posted here has his face blanked out and no name calling the (human) child).

News

She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.

Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou

- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isn’t clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically she’ll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to £40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ‘trolls’ and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamie’s 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.
 
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Amen to this. 👏👏
How the duck does she keep getting away with all the dangerous tit she keeps doing.
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She must be either genuinely really thick, or is just doing these things for attention and controversy.

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Just imagine if that glass jar had exploded as she poured the BOILING water into it, she would’ve sh*t herself, thrown the kettle that’s red hot over the room and potentially scarred herself or even Henry for life in the process 🙄
 
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Urgh I'm not following this for a bit. Fucks me right off that she has called the trolley my daughter's name. Next time I have limescale on the toilet should I call it RonRon? She's an idiot.
 
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Has shee really smeared toothpaste in the sink just to clean if its left over it would be spat no?
 
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For those of you that missed the end of the last thread, Soph pinched a fellow cleaning accounts “hack” and then quickly added an acknowledgement / tag when outted on here.

said “hack” was a vile chemical disaster - don’t admire either of them !
 
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What a coincidence that on the same day Hinch shares the zoflora fragrance she bought in Home Bargains because she's never heard of it, they advertise it as a new fragrance on their Instagram page. If I was a jealous old tattler I might suggest that today's #hinchhaul was yet another undisclosed #ad
 

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So she bought some Zoflora in scent Peony Blush because she’s never heard of it before, but the Jottiesjournal video that she got the idea from was also using Zoflora in scent Peony Blush? 🤔
I saw this advertised on the Home Bargains Facebook page, at first glance, thought it said 'Phoney Blush'. Perfect scent that Phoney Blush for Hinch.
 
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I think her comment on jotties post has gone, I saw a couple of people had called her out....
 
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I think her comment on jotties post has gone, I saw a couple of people had called her out....
You're right it's gone. People were calling her out. God she's the best at commenting and then deleting the comment.

Also she clearly wasn't going to mention Jottie because she wrote good night and sweet dreams in the 1st story showing the jar thing. Then an hour later she tags this account and says good night again 🙄 you've made yourself look a right idiot there Zoph 😂 I feel this is the beginning of her downfall
 
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