Mrs Hinch #215 The book looks Naff. The end

[HinchesSousChef]

Is it not windy in Maldon? Cus we have a tent in the garden with bricks in to keep it from blowing away and there's looks fine just sitting there... In a non windy garden.

And when she was in the car showing the view none of the trees were blowing

Is EVERYTHING a pre record ffs

More to the point there wasn’t a cloud in the sky over her special fields

 

[watermelon sugar]

Don't be fooled by the anxiety that I got
I'm still little old Soph from the block
Used to have a little now I have a lot
Delete all nasty comments, con all my followers
Don't be fooled by the anxiety that i got
I will scream troll at anyone who questions me
I'm still little old Soph from the block

 

[Cassy Role]

“Getting to where I am today hasn’t been easy...”

Where is she exactly?? She’s a saleswoman who has a large following on Instagram and gets free stuff. I honestly don’t get why these people think they’re so special. If anything they are the dregs of society expecting everything to fall into their lap for nothing.

The hard work in the early days was running numerous accounts to see which took off first, stalking cleaning accounts on Facebook and begging for followers and then trying to get her foot into the Gleam door, being told to go away and come back when she’d built her following and the rest is history. I wonder if this part will be included in her book?? I bet not as she makes out she’s self made little old how did this happen to me?

That was a major part of her journey (as confirmed in a Gleam article stating she approached them twice). If she includes it then absolute respect. But I seriously doubt she will.

 

[under the ivy]

Kate to the party today guysss (I have actually been working hard all morning on my PhD). She has only got to the position she is in due to being an experienced saleswoman & her impressionable followers who she cannot relate to any way. ATV

 

[Polkadot123]

From someone I follow on twitter.. Made me chuckle.

 

[Susalu]

Hand on her headphones like she's in band aid. feed the hinchhhhh, my doritos and cheese strings are not free (yet)
#spon #ad #iworkwithcheesestring

Like she’s in band aid

 

[Blackjack2]

Grab a sick bucket more like omg it hasn’t been the easiest of journeys??? Wtf? Thought little ol Zo didn’t know how it happened . You lied your way along the journey love! Look out Vest she might meet a real man on her journeys!!

 

[Ceeceeque]

Jesus is that an actual NO MAKEUP NO EYELASHES picture I’m shook
Looks like a different person again


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Im surprised Ronnie recognices her...

 

[MillionDollarBaby]

Guyzzzzz, I’ve got itttttt. She’s doing the audiobook so we can listen whilst we Hinch!

 

[Eleanor Abernathy]

Like she’s in band aid

Christ, don’t give her ideas...

 

[Hereforthehottea]

Oh god poor love has done a few hours ‘work’ this week. She’ll need a gifted spa trip to recover.
I’d be embarrassed making out having my make up done, posing for a few pics or reading a book about myself was work.

 

[Banny2020]

Genuinely cannot stand this woman she makes me feel sick!! And whoever let that mutt sit on that expensive dress needs sacking!!!!!!!

 

[Frunicorn]

Guyzzzzz, I’ve got itttttt. She’s doing the audiobook so we can listen whilst we Hinch!

(vomits quietly)

 

[Hoatsandboes]

I think I just threw up a bit
That book is going to be so nauseating I can’t stand it and it’s not even published yet!
Maybe I should make some spaghetti in a jug to settle my stomach

Don’t forget your hot chocolate hun. ATV xx

 

[Furrytriangle]

Isn’t Jamie her manager or have I got that wrong? Is he just on the company pay roll?

I think he may have the title manager and have a salary, but probably has no actual role.

 

[Godgivemestregth]

She’s a bleeping liar ! Why bleeping bullshit ? Seems to me it’s one rule for them and one rule for us ! Pissing me right off ! I’ve only just been able to get by brows done ! I looked like a bleeping werewolf after five months of lockdown ! Even my threaders face was shocked when she saw my brows and yet she flaunts the rules and bends them to suit her ! Can’t stand the woman ! And that bleeping song !

 

[Cat87]

Whoops I got blocked within 15mins by Mikey...... all I said was that I loved his make up but think he might have shot himself in the foot by breaking lockdown rules.
Think I touched a nerve

Flippin hell. Everyone in tv are still having to do all their own hair and make up. Tv presenters/soap actors......
Why not this mob?

 

[laughingatthebegging]

thread suggestion..

Fcuk off with your fcuking audio book

 

[Huffchug]

Hand on her headphones like she’s in a friggin’ 80s music video (I’m getting Band Aid vibes)

 

[londonlife24]

She has 3.7 millions followers but only just over 350,000 likes and only 4000 comments come on people, is Bum stretcher too busy to like her grid posts?! What about cumslut?! Those numbers just don’t add up

It’s so low!!!
Comments and likes aren’t the only way to measure engagement obvs , but her comment engagement for example is 0.01% on the MEEEMWAH post ..... sadly cumslut and Bumstretcher may not be real Hinchers