Mrs Hinch #213 She pines her bog, she's got a fat dog and now she's dancing on a log.

[Lreb88]

She’s got goosebumps, she wants to put a woolly jumper on.
Looking at mansions, wonder if they’ve picked out the next Castle Hinch yet.
What a weird thing to mention, rather than the wildlife and scenery, so shallow the pair of them.

 

[I_love_itttt]

Imagine being a grown adult woman or man and spending your time doing this? I am disturbed, puzzled, afraid?

And the people that actual follow it ooh must get my next instalment of Mr and Mrs Minky today

 

[Giggling Squid]

Oh for fucks sake, I thought we were safe this side of London

 

[TheFabFader]

Did you see her clock the property that’s (presumably) for sale? She stopped recording pretty damn quickly!
‘Jaymeee, I want a house on the river’

 

[Lilograce]

I doubt shes pregnant. If she was it looks like some of those cheeses she wouldn't be able to eat

 

[Mejustme]

I think it’s bizarre how he’s over one year old and not saying any words tbh. With them as his parents he has no hope

He doesn't appear to make any sound at all, they never speak to him so let's hope he suddenly bursts out with mummazzz handsnomes manss at some point

 

[Cb1992]

The way she was holding the cheese really irritated me who holds it like that hahaha

 

[Cakeybakey28]

We literally saw her bare abdomen yesterday when she was wearing that awful white outfit. She is rail thin in the video from her Kent holiday. Can we stop with the constant pregnancy speculation. She always wears baggy loose clothes, probably because of her likely ED.

Spot on Soooo boring there’s pages of preg speculation, she’s thin, she’s got a fat arse, she’s got big feetzzz, man hands, duck sake lol who gives

 

[Spencersno1fan]

wtf is the waving at swans about

 

[IsItSaturdayYet]

Waving at swans. Is she 6?

 

[Quiet Observer]

Isn’t it weird on these threads that people are either team Soph or team SS. I dislike both equally

 

[BabyOctopus]

Looks like Henley upon Thames?

 

[SarcasticEllis]

That does look like a really nice outing to have.
MrEllis and I wouldn’t do well, would be too many jokes about able seamen.

 

[Fluffy20]

I need to stop watching her stories. Even the way she eats a lemon tart annoys me! Why not eat the pastry? She’s just spooning the top bit off like a child.

 

[Heretohaveanosearound]

Waving at swans!!! WAVING at swans!! Grow the duck up arrrrrgghhhh

 

[bubblebuttt]

Waving at swans like she's the bleeping queen dear god Soph take a look at yourself you bleeping lunatic 'hello handsnums swansmans I'm Mrs hinch!!!'

 

[Tootle Pip Wiz]

So the rats tails are definitely back then.
Urggh, why can't she just leave them alone. Her hair actually looked better when she had it done a few weeks ago and they were all taken out.
Birds will be nesting and shitting in her barnet before long. Don't be sitting outside too long Soph.

Onslow grinning like a demented gnome once again I see.

 

[BonBon27]

Seriously, can’t they just enjoy being together and having this time the two of them without sharing it?! Post it when you get home if you really feel the need to share, not while you’re still in it. Attention seeking losers Don’t wave at swans when you’re a grown woman.....but then what else would we expect from a person who says things like “bin mans” about their little boy.....speaks like a child, acts like a child! I would tell my kids off for saying stupid words like she does and encourage them to speak properly, and here she is making a very generous living from it! What is the world coming to?!?
PS people that follow her and like her, ok whatever you do you. People who print out pictures she posts and cry at her family when they’ve never met them, seek medical help immediately

 

[Ronniedazzler]

Imagine being a grown adult woman or man and spending your time doing this? I am disturbed, puzzled, afraid?

FFS. Kill me now.

Isn’t it weird on these threads that people are either team Soph or team SS. I dislike both equally

Me too.

 

[Poptart]

Did anyone notice she wasn't eating the lemon tart pastry. ...how ironic....