Mrs Hinch #213 She pines her bog, she's got a fat dog and now she's dancing on a log.

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FairyLightsAndPixieDust

I thought she was so busy with work stuff guyss this week.
I would definitely not be having ma barker look after Ronnie. If you get what I mean! .

Oh fucking pipe down no one gives a shit about your anniversary. Why do you think people care about YOUR anniversary. It’s between the two of you. Fuck off and keep it that way .

And Vestlife, STFU. So rude interrupting people. If it was my partner I would have shoved him out the moving car for interrupting so much!
 
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Bogwoppit

They really are a pair of piss taking fools, no doubt sickly Solomon will leave some sort of sucking message on Zophs Instagram later!
 
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Handsomezz

Megan29220 said:
I picked Live Forever as our first dance song some time ago, were not even married, whenever it comes on I wink at him and go 'this is our first dance song' he either tells me to piss off or says 'ill propose when Oasis reunite'
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We actually had Live Forever as the song of our ceremony in the background! And Everlong was the song for our first dance that we both chose and he said it was because it reminds him of me, I just love the song. Nothing over the top like Mariah with me wearing a meringue dress

As for your other half not proposing, may I suggest threatening him with asparagus and ham toad in the hole?
 
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Loulouj

Romantic night away etc but yet still spending all their time on the gram! Got nothing to talk about?
 
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watermelon sugar

I dont think we're ready for marriage but when we do it will be a quiet affair. With a buffet full of asparagus and ham toad in the holes, egg parcels and pizza logs. Everything won't have wasabi in it but lots of tumeric. Mariah herself will attend. So will Michael Bolton. And Beyonce. The whole hall will be kitted out with grey nappy sacks. I'm going to hire a Henry lookalike to give me away. And we will do it when my son can perfect his walk, so he can run down the aisle. And when he does I will scream 'hes walking' and I'll Stand By You by Girls Aloud will start playing. Everything will be a montage. And everyone will get personalised Mr and Mrs Zofloras.
 
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Ronniedazzler

Ok, remember i said she's been told to chuck the gretel type filters...guess who's back? Shes been on here this morning. Hey Mr & Mrs 'Inch
 
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Grabbyduldrum

Just post it again after page 48 to be counted
 
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whimsicalbadger

Jesus. That first dance song. I have to admit, I am surprised it wasnt the same bloody Ed Sheeran song that everyone seemed to have as a first dance song in in 2018
 
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CrazyCatLady2791

“Due in court”. I’m dead
 
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Handsomezz

I hope you say the food is "wasabi flavoured" on the menu before leaving it out. Or just order from the local Chinese but make sure they film you scoffing your chow mein like a goat.
Also, you could have your reception on the perGOALa. Your ring should be engraved "NO.1 wife". Your centrepiece needs to be moss. Your wedding favours should be a minky. And the colour scheme needs to be grey with a hint of duck egg blue.

Hope this helps xx
 
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Feska

She’s such a sycophant. Showing off about their anniversary. Who cares. Some things need to be kept private. Put your phone down and stop bragging.
 
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Ashashbaby

HorTilBub said:
She’s got bloody terrible taste in music for a 30 year old.
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I don’t think so to be honest. I don’t like the woman but her playlist is mostly old school, 90s and early 00s r’n’b music which some of appreciate as it takes us back and reminds us of songs we haven’t heard in a while.

It might not be your cup of tea but don’t call it terrible taste in music because if you show me your type of music I might also disagree but it doesn’t mean you’ve got terrible taste just because I don’t like it
 
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