Imagine her on 'celebrity' Great British bake off
Mrs Hinch #209 Papped in poundland, straight on tattle.Jamie's shorts are having a battle
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Can you imagine? Her throwing eggs about the place and trying to create her crappy transitionsImagine her on 'celebrity' Great British bake off
Is Onslow carving the ice cream tonight?
cosmopolitan really did her dirty using that photo for their snapchat article
Don’t forget the turmeric
Anyone get a feeling hinch is gonna be one of those that kills off her “career” by saying or doing something massively offensive or wrong
Grinch Castle!!!
She will apply for the show now
It won't be long before they settle down for the evening and as dusk settles and they shuffle the cards,making sure they can't get a sneaky peak at each others hands in the mirror, no,not the wavy hands,they will relax over a 'coke' and an ice cream tub and i can imagine the conversation...
Oh,Captain underpants,are those stars I can see twinkling.
Yea,soph-look at the moon too.It looks like its real mooney tonight.
Ha,ha,ha you are so funny ,you're my Mr inch xx
Hey Soph,did you just just see the dark cloud passing over the moon?
Well yea,but what does that mean inchy winchy?
Well Soph,we've seen stars,moon and clouds...can only mean one thing.
What's that my hero,dusty underpants
Well Soph,someone's only nicked our Ruth.
Oh,Captain underpants,are those stars I can see twinkling.
Yea,soph-look at the moon too.It looks like its real mooney tonight.
Ha,ha,ha you are so funny ,you're my Mr inch xx
Hey Soph,did you just just see the dark cloud passing over the moon?
Well yea,but what does that mean inchy winchy?
Well Soph,we've seen stars,moon and clouds...can only mean one thing.
What's that my hero,dusty underpants
Well Soph,someone's only nicked our Ruth.
It would be HER castle and it would be HER show and everyone would be HER friend and they would be HER little Ant and Dec and she would just luuuvvvv it guyyyzzzz.
I wonder what it'll say. Maybe 'is there any pine in? Ur fruit crescent gave me the shits'
She can stand in the window at the top there and throw her "locks" down for Mr. Inch to climb up every night with her carved ice-creamShe will apply for the show now
Not tonight, it's sex swing night
I'm thinking that her sister went to the bathroom to watch herself eat in in front of the mirror, her brother in law had to phone a mate to tell them how good it was, and Jamie helped him dial. Her Dad went to the balcony and a large bird just happened to swoop down and steal it. Whilst Ma was like.. custard - good. Meat - good. Jam - goodTastes like feet
Hold on guyyyyyzzzz just gotta get this for ma storieeezzz
Love a good Friends referenceI'm thinking that her sister went to the bathroom to watch herself eat in in front of the mirror, her brother in law had to phone a mate to tell them how good it was, and Jamie helped him dial. Her Dad went to the balcony and a large bird just happened to swoop down and steal it. Whilst Ma was like.. custard - good. Meat - good. Jam - good
They would need to buy carte d’or for that to fit. No fancy pots
Ronnie was there, sophie was pushing the pram
Nevermind, I see it's been answered about 15 times now!
My neighbours installed a hot tub In their garden at the start of lockdown. I appreciate that we’ve had some nice weather but they’re in it every bloody night drinking till all hours, and they have music playing so they have to shout over the music and the noise of the hot tubA couple who live down the street from me had one put up a couple of months ago. They sit under it at night when the weather is nice & get falling about drunk, usually with loud music on which they shout over the top of. Me & my next door neighbour refer to it as ‘The Pergola of Shame’, I wonder if Grinch’s neighbours will come up with a similar name for hers?
Here we go yesterday’s shopping trip ....oops I forgot to show it yesterday She’s been snooping on here
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