Mrs Hinch #207Just make a sandwich love

[Hello2020]

To be fair with slices that bloody small she probably could feed all of her followers from the one cake

 

[Bigbird2]

The ones where she has glasses on definitely look old. Her hair isn’t long enough to scrape it all up so high then loop over like that!

Think she has the hair extensions put back x

 

[IsItSaturdayYet]

Jamie & Sophie and their lazy 'i work so hard' attitude reminds me of " Wayne and waynetta slob " when they win the lottery.

Nailed it. She washes as often as Waynetta too.

 

[Hilopicklelo]

Today is the first time I've looked at Zophs stories in over a week. Nothing changes. Hinch hauls that cost a fortune and filled with stuff she doesn't need. A plate full of cat vomit for Ronrons lunch. A little bit of "cleaning". Ronron dancing to Whitney. A story how her books have brought on world peace, sorted out all the famine and poverty in the world, ended racism etc. She's just so boring and vile. Have not missed her one tiny bit.

 

[charzzzzzz]

1 million sheeple have contributed to her pergollaaaaaaa and fancy ass rug. I can't wait until Ronnieblesshim gets felt tip all over everything. Or projectile vomits on it at some point (not wishing him ill, but every mum knows how much children can vomit.. it happens)
I used to love her when she was genuinely a normal person cleaning her house (or appeared to be), now she isn't even trying to hide how famous she is. She's cloying.

 

[Kimmydee]

That’s incredibly sad.



Do it insta needs a Hinch parody account, or is there one already?

Actually, it isn't

Google is your friend before you pull someone up x

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Is it just me being in a foul mood, or do you think there are quite a few Hinchers on here lately? 'Hinchers remove your shoes and take off your wigs'

 

[misslmg]

Ugh!!! I can’t STAND the fact she is showing off about 1 million sales and there hasn’t even been a mention of what happened in Beirut today. Me, me, me as per bleeping usual!!!

 

[Mankyminky]

What is with the shan wee slivers of cake?? As Joey Tribbiani would say “cut me a real piece”

 

[GingerWhinger]

Is it just me being in a foul mood, or do you think there are quite a few Hinchers on here lately? 'Hinchers remove your shoes and take off your wigs'

Defo not a Hincher here! My wig is firmly in place, in dire need of a facelift though

 

[ATB Shoppers]

Time for a cheese on toast moment? Hate to break it to you babes but every day is a cheese on toast moment with you ya melt

 

[AreYouHavinAGiraffe]

Hahahahah! Snorted reading that. I've never seen a bleaker fridge. Yep, chocolate and dessert stuff because we love some sticky toffee pudding and I'm a sucker for a custard slice. It's in a bad way when even her fridge is relatable

Boring and soulless like her!?
I’ve made a cheesecake each week for the last 4 weeks....full fat, laden with chocolate, biscoff, toffee...can’t imagine her giving herself a giant slab and licking the bowl of the mixture either.

She’s just a colourless bint

 

[Nosey_moose]

She wouldn't let Ronnie try it, it doesn't have turmeric in it

No but there are eggs

 

[Punkpunkpunk]

Boring and soulless like her!?
I’ve made a cheesecake each week for the last 4 weeks....full fat, laden with chocolate, biscoff, toffee...can’t imagine her giving herself a giant slab and licking the bowl of the mixture either.

She’s just a colourless bint

I'm defo making one tomorrow.

Yeah! There is literally nothing in there. It's a show fridge. The type you see when you open an IKEA display one. If Zoph was a fridge...

 

[GingerWhinger]

More evidence of pre records? Cake company posted this yesterday?

 

[Duchesspink]

Why would you think in the middle of a mouthful of food that you're going to switch on your video and film yourself talking with a mouth full of food?
Why does she do that? Its vile!

The cake cutting was ridiculous. I dont know of anyone who would cut a cake like that.

She had to summon up new gretel and film and filter. The mouthful of food would have been swallowed surely by the time she did that?

Sophie you are a dirty woman! Your table manners are vile

 

[Truthtales]

Let’s hope it stays that way . . we need more tea

AMEN! This is my biggest issue with her, its the hypocrisy and the lack of looking into companies she is working with/for. This has been highlighted lots to her (and we know she reads here) yet she still uses them. There are lots of CRUELTY FREE products on the market, but that would mean her buying them herself and not being gifted them. She has such a platform to do good, its a shame she doesn't highlight this issue.

Didn't she have cruelty free make up/skin care the other week but then is a living ad for P&G etc...

Then oh hi guyzzzzz wash on a 30 degrees to save the planet, but be sure to tumble dry Vests pants bc I can add the tumble dryer filter to this Fridays fresh n up.


ATV IDIOT.

 

[GingerWhinger]

She’s most definetely all over tattle & the gram tonight. It really is a full time job she’s got

 

[Truthtales]

More importantly, none of her followers must genuinely care that her garage door is dirty or what she uses to clean it. Isn't everyone's? We're just not sad enough to film ourselves cleaning it, if we even bother. There's bigger things to deal with than a dirty door.

I would love to know how many hinchers spent their Tuesday night cleaning their new garage door down... You can just imagine it now there should have been a hash tag with it just for the lols.

 

[Lj8]

Today is the first time I've looked at Zophs stories in over a week. Nothing changes. Hinch hauls that cost a fortune and filled with stuff she doesn't need. A plate full of cat vomit for Ronrons lunch. A little bit of "cleaning". Ronron dancing to Whitney. A story how her books have brought on world peace, sorted out all the famine and poverty in the world, ended racism etc. She's just so boring and vile. Have not missed her one tiny bit.

It actually annoys me how she try’s to normalise her spending the average person can’t afford to do that on random stuff

 

[Truthtales]

She hasn’t had a meltdown in a while has she?

I don’t watch her stories very often but I do follow here. Am I a terrible person for wanting her to have a public insta meltdown or post a tit loads of stories embarrassing her self after a few wines?

If she goes into meltdown mode can someone record it in case I miss it please

WINE..... That would be the day!!!!