Mrs Hinch #207Just make a sandwich love

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watermelon sugar

Why is she making out like she hasn't had a shower and she stinks? Fair enough if her fella werent home 24/7 but he is. We all know full well she has time for a bath
 
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Handsomezz

I love my lunch bag, so I got another in blue....
Why?

Has there been a day where she hasn't been out unnecessarily? I don't think she needs cleaning stuff, she has cupboards and a garage full. Piss taking cow.
 
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Duchesspink

Theres been a few times in the past where they've forgotten to buy followers and they have had minus numbers on those days
If the account had organic growth, there would be days with 10 followers, days with 2k, days with none, days with 100 etc. It would never organically be 2.5k each and every day and then nothing when they forget
 
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watermelon sugar

Handsomezz said:
I love my lunch bag, so I got another in blue....
Why?

Has there been a day where she hasn't been out unnecessarily? I don't think she needs cleaning stuff, she has cupboards and a garage full. Piss taking cow.
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Garden centres and shopping for lunch bags is so essential guuuyyuyyssss
 
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Handsomezz

Megan29220 said:
Why is she making out like she hasn't had a shower and she stinks? Fair enough if her fella werent home 24/7 but he is. We all know full well she has time for a bath
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Trying to do a Stacey Solomon and make out her life is so hectic she can't wash. Funny that Sophie, I've been at work all day and still managed a shower this morning and one when I got home. I guess you were too busy going out for lunch, going to B&M and just generally being a bell end.
 
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watermelon sugar

Why hasn't she showered if she's been out for lunch scruff
 
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Ashad

As I get older I realise I don’t want to buy stuff for the sake of it because it’s a waste of money and I don’t want to clutter my home. I guess some people buy a lot of crap to fill an empty hole in their life.
 
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Curtaintwitcher45

Wow she was very aggressive with her P’s and T’s on her shoPPing haul story is that her to Tattle? It must kill her that she’s our puppet day in day out and this is all she has to get back at us saliva gob
 
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MrsNMA

Megan29220 said:
Why is she making out like she hasn't had a shower and she stinks? Fair enough if her fella werent home 24/7 but he is. We all know full well she has time for a bath
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trying to change her perfect image, showing us ‘real family life’ and she still manages to make a fucking hash of it.

Anyone else noticed she is going down the ‘family’ thing on insta and moving away from just her?
 
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watermelon sugar

MrsNMA said:
trying to change her perfect image, showing us ‘real family life’ and she still manages to make a fucking hash of it.

Anyone else noticed she is going down the ‘family’ thing on insta and moving away from just her?
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That's what I mean though she cant portray 'real family life' saying she hasnt had the time to have a shower when her fella is home all day everyday. Of course she has had time to shower. She would be more relatable if Jamie went back to pissing work but fat chance of that happening
 
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Iris1

Jenniet said:
One million books sold so not all her little sheep have bought one then
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Omg the hair she doesn’t even try to hide the fact that she’s so full of shit now. Her hair is way shorter now. And the surprise cake just popped out. OK Zoph
 
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Handsomezz

I even have time for a shower when Mr H is out (unless mini me is being a little shite!) I just take her into the bathroom with me, I have a quick wash and she sits babbling away on the bath mat either playing with her toys or pointing to my bits and laughing hahahaha
 
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DeanH10

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Lies, deceit. Hinch has another pointless tat receipt.
 
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Handsomezz

I've just had a thought (soz for the umpteenth post, she's pissing me off claiming she's too busy to shower), how does she have time to put on a full face of make up every single day but not have time for a shower? A shower takes a couple of minutes yet the amount of slap she wears, will probs take her about 20 mins minimum?

"You ready to go to Home Bargains Soph, obviously we all need to be there cause you can't go anywhere alone and need to drag Ronsomes out and expose him to a deadly virus unnecessarily just because you want some Fry's chocolate creams and some zoflora that we already have 737736372636 boxes of?"
"Jaymehhhhhhhh I've told ya to fuck off, ya cunt! I'm just paintballing my foundation on!"
"Okay babe, I'll go water the plants it's therapeutic"
 
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JamiesWillyHillBalance

I think it’s this that is slowly approaching the top of my list of things that irritate me about her. She didn’t even WRITE the first one (even though it was so childishly written she could at least passably take credit if she wanted), another is full of dot-to-dots and shit recipes, the third is a blank notebook.... Frankly how dare Penguin classify her as an author, let alone a best seller. What an insult to people who dedicate their time and passion into ACTUALLY writing. She’s an absolute joke.

bubblebuttt said:
Just rewatched Ronnies first steps and it really bothers the way she touches him as he's walking, whys she always gotta touch him and stroke him like a fucking dog
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It’s engrained in her psyche from raising her first born
 
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