Mrs Hinch #204 Sorry Ron no mud for you. Those Viennesse (s)whirls look like white dog doo doo

[Lardsnomes]

Ffs you’re 30 years old & you need your mum to make your food to “celebrate” the fact you tell us you’ve done 1 full day’s work for the first time ever. How about you grow up Soph & act like an adult instead of a spoilt princess child. These stories make you less & less relatable & your management need to have a serious word about how crap your content is
At least this confirms, what we all knew, that her attitude & entitlement is completely enabled & driven by Freda
Btw we’ve witnessed Freda’s cooking & that special stuffing is not her own recipe, unless she’s masquerading as Aunt Bessie!!

 

[Andioooop]

That's a lot of chicken for 2 adults and 1 child

Who thinks the Barkers have been there all day

Hands up

 

[Handsomezz]

It’s all so vague isn’t it? I met the deadline, I have work to do, no specifics just things other people say. Trying to be relatable...

Her inbox will be full of her doting (stupid) fans cheering her on. I can't wait for Ronnie's lunch tomorrow, two days without seeing "we love you Ron" over some slop is enough to send anyone into turmoil.

 

[Eat more cake]

Bet the veg is soggy and over cooked. And frozen roasties.
As for all this deadline nonsense I don't belive a word of it. There is no proof. Just more lies for attention.

 

[Andioooop]

The amount of twelve hour shifts, nights, hospital escorts etc I've done the amount of 6am starts, 9pm finishes, late finishes....
My mum doesn't make my tea every night I work what a cow! Might pie her off, soz Mandy hun x

Awwww, i will happily pop you over a yoghurt and tumeric toad in the hole and sing congratulations at the top of my lungs on your doorstep. Xxxxx

 

[Astonishing]

I’m sorry but what the actual have a seen today
Set up in the living room with her “office” and jug of spaghetti for brekkie
Then she’s all done and doesn’t want Ronnie to go to bed and her mums dropped off a WHOLE chicken for her and Vestlife

Jesus Christ.
so can Vestlife not cook? If I was working from home and had “deadlines” my husband would make me breakfast, take the kids out of my way if that is I insisted in working in the living room rather than the empty dining room!
And he would still make dinner ready for when I’ve finished.

Vestlife is lazy or she’s full of shite that she’s been working and shes had her mum for dinner
Or all of the above

she’s a spoilt little princess. I would be so so ashamed if my girls and son turned out like them

 

[mammaof3]

I am not the greatest with spelling and words.

But to say she's a No1 best selling author she uses literally all the time.

'Mum lives literally live down the road', no Soph she doesn't literally live down the road, she actually lives in the town, a lot of streets away.

When she was on This Morning she said literally around 12 times, basically around 6 times, and all the best twice.

She is dumb as f*uck.

 

[Be kond]

You know sometimes I convince myself Jamie doesn’t even live there, or isn’t there half as much as we think and it’s mad Barker looking after Ron weasley

 

[Whythedevilnot]

Hit a deadline.....worked hard! Maybe when I get home after a 12 hr nightshift in health care someone will pop in and make me a piece of toast with a cuppa!! AND ffs take your boy off social media. The world is full of weirdos and they are already using your boys pics on their pages!! Be a mom and protect your boy. Don’t use him as a ‘selling tool’ for your books!! Concentrate of him, stop trying to be a celebrity and please cut the anxious crap!! My daughter (and son in law) runs her own business with a 3 year old, a baby on the way and had to stop taking her pills for anxiety when she got pregnant. On top of this she dealt with lockdown and no family support apart from the phone and FaceTime, yet she got on with it and didn’t once complain. Zoph......for your boys sake turn off your social media and concentrate on him and real life!!

 

[Ekkwhine]

Rather tit in my hands and clap. And make my own dinner

Please wash your hands to the tune of happy birfffday dear handsnomes between those activities please. The nurse in me feels that I must recommend this. As you were.

 

[Erica24]

That celebratory Roast Chicken looks rank time to stop using filters

What are they celebrating, the fact that princess Sophie has completed 2 days work, one of them sat on her arse in her B&M showroom? duck me, I better get on the phone to my mum; shes got some cooking to do.

 

[Cakeybakey28]

Why can’t they cook their own chicken in their own oven using their own electric? There is 2 of them at home all bleeping day? Let the oven see the chicken? I know Fabreze won’t mask the smell of cooking real food
Mind you I had Toby Carvery lol

 

[LilPinkie]

She’s an actual overgrown child. I manage to cook roast dinners as I’m working. It’s called multitasking. Her mother has done her no favours whatsoever.

 

[Erica24]

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#205 Jamie's had his balls removed and they're hanging from the Pergoala. Winner winner chicken dinner, Soph's exhausted from learning to read and mummy had to cook.

 

[Wheres the audi]

That's a lot of chicken for 2 adults and 1 child

Who thinks the Barkers have been there all day

Hands up

It’s not a lot really. Have some tonight then the rest make a chicken pie. Maybe a chicken soup.
oh no wait hand on a minute. the idea of that would cause too much stress.

 

[Poppysmimi]

That celebratory Roast Chicken looks rank time to stop using filters

Looks like a selfie of Zoph minus the make up

 

[SuzyE]

For a grown woman she's pathetic!

 

[HinchesSousChef]

Jamie has been working WITH Zoph on the “deadline”. Remember he has to coach her through it all. Ronnies been with the grandparents all day like he is most days. And this explains what they eat for dinner most days. Ma barkers cooking.

 

[Bogwoppit]

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Chicken & stuffing from mum, Vest is still a bum, Soph acts likes she is number 1

 

[karenc9]

We really are lovely trolls hope you're feeling better, I had PND myself and it is awful. Give yourself a break, you're a mother not a superhero. Some days I don't even get changed out of my PJs and brush my hair, I learnt that that's okay! As long as you're little one is happy, fed and clothed then you're an amazing mum, never doubt your abilities! Xxx

thank you everything is on the up