Mrs Hinch #204 Sorry Ron no mud for you. Those Viennesse (s)whirls look like white dog doo doo

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Catch up from last thread

She bought a mud kitchen for Ron and filled it with cheerio sand.
Part of Sunday was off the gram.
Woke up early gracing us with an appearance by Gaynor (Gretal's sister).
Cleaned the bins.
(The following is an ongoing discussion from the last thread over to this one)
Showed her staged messy house, complaining about Vesties slippers but her's plainly on view, alongside numerous boxes and an Audi outside.
Then as a toddler would, threw his flip flops out of the door.

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BBQ scandal - Breaking lockdown rules by having a family bbq - reported in The Sun newspaper but she has never denied/confirmed it.
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She left messages on a fans mobile phone so these can be listened to here.
Voice Notes (VN) Thread 151 post 244.

For new members.

Kate to the party and #bekond are typos from Hinchers so Tattle are using them.
Among others, a few words below, etc. that we use, there are many more, either rude or sarcastic.
Onslow, Vestlife, Kanye Vest etc. = Jamie as he is seen to always wear vests.
Freda/Ma Barker = Zophs mum.
Lardsome/fat bastard/chicken strip = Henry.
ATV = all the vest = Jamie wearing vests and she uses ATB (all the best).
RonRon etc. = Ronnie (an informal rule is any pics posted here has his face blanked out and no name calling the (human) child).

News

She has written a memoir ‘book’ called This Is Me out Oct 1st.
She has trademarked her Mrs Hinch name, so expect a range of cheap and cheerful goods galore to come out (assuming eBay).
She has been signed to a PR company called dundascomms, so expect big things like TV appearances.

Facts we’ve seen: - contributions from @SarcasticEllis @bellinibobble @SunriseRae and @Loulou

- Unsafe tips i.e. fire hazards and furniture damage due to misuse of products - ignored rather than addressed e.g. Lenor on soft furnishings (this takes away their fire retardant properties) and spraying diluted Zoflora on everything (flammable). She has stopped this but has not told her hinchers to cease this practice (from the Hinch groups on Facebook it’s clear they still do it- and burn Zoflora in their wax melters).
- Promotes products (and/or the ingredients that go in them) which are tested on animals (including dogs).
- The fire services issued a plea for people to stop putting vases of flowers on hobs after she was seen doing it. We joke that’s the reason she had her kitchen redone she got a new hob but the vase of flowers disappeared.
- Encouraging Hinch hauls and buying more stuff especially non-essential shopping during a pandemic when many are losing jobs.
- Allegedly buys followers. Gets a steady few thousand a day, even when completely inactive! Bum stretcher and cumslut are some of our particular favourites.
- She’s a P&G partner but stored her washing tabs unsafely under her sink, in reach of her crawling baby. Hence the reason why Vogue Williams is now promoting the Fairy safety TV advert instead.
- Pre-records a lot of her content. She actually does very little cleaning. Her bracelets often disappear and then reappear mid story.
- Using a ridiculous amount of chemicals/doesn’t give a toss about the environment. Thinks washing 2 or 3 items at a time is fine because it’s at 30c.
- Has been warned by the ASA numerous times regarding undisclosed ads. She is one of the worst for not labelling stuff as gifted etc. or she writes it really small in her stories/in white on a light background. She isn’t clear about her earnings on eBay swipe ups and affiliate links. Basically she’ll do anything to avoid disclosing properly. We got to £40,000 of gifted items and gave up counting.
- Despite numerous tattle members warnings/cautions about safeguarding, she continuously posts naked pictures of her baby in the bath.
- Doxxing. She never shares the identities of her hinchers when sharing their stories, but will share ‘trolls’ and then steps back to allow the barmy army to attack on her behalf. This has happened many times. She also likes to reply to people on IG crying troll, then delete her comments a few seconds after and leave the army to finish off.
- Spent Jamie’s 40th birthday in an Audi dealership claiming not to have purchased anything. Then posted a picture on her personal IG account at Christmas showing the house with a Range Rover and a new Audi in the drive, but the account went private when called out about it on here.
 
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I am sick to death of her banging on about those bleeping FLIP FLOPS. I've just messaged her 'you are seriously deranged'. Expecting to be blocked in the next 5 minutes.

Once my next door neighbors came home from a night out and had a big row we could hear them shouting. When we went out the next day his shoes were on the front path in the rain. They are proper Jeremy Kyle chavs, I bet Soph's neighbors think the same about her
 
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Her story when she’s like my house isn’t spotless??? Like her house is hardly messy with a few things laying around!!
 
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I hope Jamie smacks her in the face with her grotty slippers, the stupid cow.
And if that's a messy house, you're welcome to come to mine Zoph, you'd have a bleeping aneurysm at the amount of toys on the living room floor during the day and the washing up in the sink 😂
 
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Her house looks messy and cluttered full of the tat she buys I genuinely wouldn’t want it. The flip flops thing is because she thinks her fans think it’s funny it’s all an act and so transparent and dull.
 
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Also why didn’t she video her kitchen? Stopped at the sink...maybe not so lived in after all or lots of ebayers guyzzzzzz
 
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Thanks for the thread title 👌🏻

There was a glimpse of the pergola on the messy house story - couldn't make out what was on it but looked too small to be a hot tub. Definitely no rain anywhere though 😂
 
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Thanks for the thread title 👌🏻

There was a glimpse of the pergola on the messy house story - couldn't make out what was on it but looked too small to be a hot tub. Definitely no rain anywhere though 😂
Is it one of those fire pit table things?
 
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I'll post them for those that can't view




 
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Not sure why she’s moaning about his flip flops when there is 2 pairs of her slippers lying around too??
 
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As if them flip flops are still in the garden...cracked cow will have ran after them approx 12 seconds after this. Hope Jamie hits her round the head with them
 
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