To find out what she read that upset her, you’re going to have fork out your hard-earned £££s for her “This is Me” Me-more (oops, did I spell memoir wrong? Sorry guyzzzz. I’m just learning. I hope this helps.). I’ll post a swipe-up to make it easier for you to pre-order and have something to look forward to in your sad little lives come October 1st. Try to buy as many copies as you can or our Soph will have to go round all the pound shops and Tescos to buy her own book like the pathetic nobody that she is.
Never mind, the books will be great fuel for the fire on November 5th and will likely explode as the book will be jam-packed with a fire-cracking good pile of explosive lies.
Don’t get confused with the title though.
This book was meant to be called “This is all about Me” but Penguin allegedly said she needed to tone it down a bit because she suffers from anxiety and being an effing narcissist. But you can rest assured that her boys will get barely a mention unless they’re in HER wedding photos or they look like her as a baby.
The rest of the chapters will be discussing unnamed trolls from unnamed websites without any proof of what they said that causes her to be awake at 2 am. And fret not, she be won’t reaching out with an apology or offers to help to anyone that she’s hurt by unkind actions or take responsibility for her barmy army’s “kill yourself” comments to ex-Hinchers.
So, as they say, all is good in the Greyskull hood.
Btw RonRon her handsome MANS can’t wait to meet all 3.6 million of his aunties and uncles. It’s just one big happy family of best pals that have never met and aunties and uncles. See what can be achieved when you choose to #Bekond.
We really are all in it together guys, ain’t we? #BeKond. I actually wish she #begone #offwithyou
PS and really only cos it will likely be in the Me-more, every time I see that stupid wretch mention or show pics of her being interviewed by Phillip Schofield, I remind myself that Mick Phillpott was also interviewed by Phil and had many more tv appearances as well. Ten minutes on the telly and bunch of ghost writers doesn’t make you special. Dear Sophie Rose, you’re nowt but and P and G puppet on a string now darling. #GrowUpWoman. You fanny about like a 6 year old playing house with her dolls. This is real life. And real people are being told they should be dead by your self-proclaimed army.
Get this under control Soph, before something terrible happens when someone can’t take any more of your bullying army.
as those bays won’t stay global if they don’t keep on top of the growth. Wonder if she realises what she’s taken on, plants have no patience for lazy owners. Be interesting to see what these plants look like next year and in the coming months
