WtF are schemas?!?! Is this just watching your child play and develop?!??? Where is she getting this stuff from
Last edited:
Haha...yeh do you know what I did after my kids first bday? I got pissed and went to bed. The endShe really is dealing with the 1st party like the aftermath or a wedding or actually having a baby. Even that live after - was like they’d just got married and couldn’t believe what had just happened!
It’s finished.... move on!!
I’m feeling tired and mentally drainedHow are YOU feeling?! (Please reply and like my post to up my engagement levels and then I’ll ignore you!)
ATFV
We really need an eye roll reaction for the barmy army posts! Like what else do they seriously think it can be used for? Deodorising your vag?! Some people shouldn’t be allowed a brain cell as they’d be bloody dangerous.It's made for using in the washer only ya dumb fuck.
Why do they ask such stupid questions?
View attachment 160980
I’d be tempted to tell her to drink it. It’s what she deserves!We really need an eye roll reaction for the barmy army posts! Like what else do they seriously think it can be used for? Deodorising your vag?! Some people shouldn’t be allowed a brain cell as they’d be bloody dangerous.
Actually, if you soak your oven trays in the bath with it, wrapped in foil, with a dishwasher tablet plus the poo of a unicorn and maybe some white wine vinegar and bicarb AND some zoflora, I think you'll find you get super clean, amazing smelling oven trays....It's made for using in the washer only ya dumb fuck.
Why do they ask such stupid questions?
View attachment 160980
Yeah and all the bashful ‘means so much that you were all so nice when I showed my face’ as if she doesn’t do it all the time with her ‘glow up’ posts and scrunched nose, nostril free selfiesIs anyone else a little suspicious how she has started showing her real self since Saturday and then last night she mentions 'inthestyle' when showing her pyjamas. I'm sensing she may be after a clothing range with them like many other 'celebs' do. Thats if she hasn't done a deal already.
I wondered this too. Never heard the term (dont have a job in child developmenr) I reckon most normal people wouldnt know this term either. I think she reads here sees that people think ronnie is behind and this is her replyWtF are schemas?!?! Is this just watching your child play and develop?!??? Where is she getting this stuff from
I’m hoping to have baby no2 in the next year or so and can honestly say the only thing I’ve kept is my sons stroller as it was barely used and his nursery furniture. Our travel system is getting ready to get cleaned up and soldIt's daft to get rid of toys that Ronnie has grown out of if you're thinking you might have another kid in the future... Unless you're hoping that the gravy train will still be running and you'll get a load of free stuff sent for baby number 2.
Am I Kate to the party? I dunno. You could be Mary. Or Sophie. What about Jenny even. Even FredIt's made for using in the washer only ya dumb fuck.
Why do they ask such stupid questions?
View attachment 160980
I’ve had two kids and have never heard that termShe’s obvs clocked that he’s a bit behind and been researching
How many first time mums research schema and shout the word out.
so full of shit
I am so sorry to have to break it to you that the one in the house we bought last year died. I tried all of her tips e.g. begging my 6 insta followers to gift me one and latterly clicking my fingers at it madly. My new one remains uninstalled as although the bastard builders have finally returned after i gave in and gave them a good legal kicking but its not yet finished. Its been so long I could have found a surrogate and has twins in the time they have been doing the job or best to say not doing it. Anyhoo I digress nope not a finger click success in sight.Morning trolls. Well I’ve been up an hour sat in my garden staring at my Aldi plastic greenhouse that is weighed down with breeze blocks and tethered to the fence like a hot air balloon in a hurricane. I have also done the rounds of my plants that I planted in March like a normal human. My dishwasher is broken so I might click my fingers and see if a magic vest genie rocks up to do my washing up later. My kitchens a ducking tip (kids home all lockdown - yes kids plural) and I’ve got so anxious feeding them courgette tomato purée and cheese every day that I just can’t cope. Might go to the dentist later for content. These bloody clicks fingers JUST WONT WORK
I did a days training on schemas and it was the dullest day of my life, how she can say she's enjoying reading up on them I don't know!I wondered this too. Never heard the term (dont have a job in child developmenr) I reckon most normal people wouldnt know this term either. I think she reads here sees that people think ronnie is behind and this is her reply
She’s so awful. Only now taking an interest in his development. He needs one of those little crash helmets as well but she’ll never get one because it doesn’t fit into her “ideal”, even though him needing one is her faultShe’s obvs clocked that he’s a bit behind and been researching
How many first time mums research schema and shout the word out.
so full of shit
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?
We use cookies and similar technologies for the following purposes:
Do you accept cookies and these technologies?