I reckon she’s already had tonnes arrive, that garage will be fullDon’t know about you guuuuuyyyyyyzzs but who else thinks that there will be loads of presents from lots of companies wanting a mention on Rondons big day. She won’t be getting a cake like Henry’s that’s for sure. Bound to be a hangar (garage) full of toys and freebies just waiting for him. No one is going to miss a chance like that for free advertising
I was thinking a shitty off the shoulder jumper and my hair tied up with a dress belt? What do you think? Or....I got a nice dress for just 8 quid off Ebay guyyyzzzzzz, just hope I dont trip up in it, smashing her shitty urns. I'm sooooo excited!Sooooooo, guys, what's everyone wearing for the big birthday bash tomorrow?
Ffs my daughter Has that for her 1st bday on Monday now everyone is gonna think I’ve copied grinchMummy and Daddy spent hours thinking of a lovely present Ronnie would love and enjoy then bought and paid for it....: i think fucking not!!!!!!! It’s your only child’s first birthday!! Ffs does everything have to be an advert??
They might as well give the dog one if he’s got one, the dog is more famous/liked/interesting/talked about!Pals....once we get over this weekend; could we at some point discuss how the FUCK Mr Grinch got a blue tick on The Gram.
I never knew this until earlier and my whole body recoiled with cringe.
Anyway, that’s for another day.
As you all were....
What happened?Snap!!! He's really bad at the min.
I feel all starstruck that I may have just conversed with the queen of maldon villageI just don't know how this happened to little ole me
3. To hide her 20 Lambert and butler in3 things from her recent stories.
1. "Loved by millions" Oh fuck off.. if anything its creepy the way her sheep act
2. Can her dress for tomorrow make it any more obvious she wants to be centre of attention? She strikes me as the type of MIL in the future who will outstage her daughter/son in law at their own wedding as she cant stand not being centre of attention.
3. Why does she need a bloody bag when she's sat in the garden?
Ffs my daughter Has that for her 1st bday on Monday now everyone is gonna think I’ve copied grinch
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