It's a fucking shit load of stuff she's bought him. And that house along was £120!!! Don't dare feel bad because your Norma!!! My baby was 1 in April and I didn't buy him anything. I made him a busy board. I'm sorry but That previous post has actually annoyed me. You keep being a good mum. That's nothing to do with presents xxGod I though that was quite a lotI bought my baby 3 x things for her first bday. But did do a big party...soz don’t hate me! He will get given loads by others in family and I bet he’s been gifted tonnes too from brands
He looks like a serial killer lurking in the background.I hope that pompous dog isn’t in all the pictures of the whole day. He got his birthday to himself so shouldn’t her actual human child get to have his own (Sophie’s) day
Are they still doing the thing where if you inform the police about people breaking lockdown you can earn £150?we can all make ourselves some pocket money
Im thinking of wearing my favorite pissy, twig dressSooooooo, guys, what's everyone wearing for the big birthday bash tomorrow?
Nothing is actually age appropriate there is it?It’s sure is. An eBay special stating for children 3+
Looks like Henry wrapped themHer present wrapping skills are shite
no word of a lie I have pissed myself for 20 minutes reading this comment. I have tears streaming to the point where my husband is now involved and we can barely get a word out because we’re both crying with laughter! Won the internet today.She’ll come floating down the stairs in her party dress to Mariah’s ‘Hero’. I want to see her serve day old sandwiches that have turned into fucking cracker breads coz she made them todayand those cheese balls in the cellophane will be like cheesy fucking chewing gum stuck to everyone’s teeth coz they’re soggy Ma Barkers dentures will need an extra scrub tomorrow night
Trace will come out the loft through a smokey entrance like Stars In Your Eyes complete with her big fuck off makeover coz she’s been working out in the loft and take the shine off Soph in her party dressStill thinking Lardsomes will have a bunny bandana on
Oh the excitement to come to the little village of Maldon (population 64,000) and its own moon. And when it’s all over she’ll gaze up to her personalised cluster of Maldon stars and they’ll form into the shape of bunny ears ...... which actually won’t be bunny ears, they’ll be the ‘V’ sign from us tattlersEnjoy yourRonRons party Soph,stalkedloved by millions
I haven't seen that stick bunny yet either and I was really looking forward to itGuys!! The Hinch list hasn't been finished! Which one of you forgot to get the cupcakes ready!?
Agree- I thought it was quite a lot too. ( the 2 big unwrapped ones are expensive) I guess she got them discounted or they’ll be some gifted but at the end of the day even if they were ALL free- what are you teaching your child if you spoil them with a shit load of stuff?It's a fucking shit load of stuff she's bought him. And that house along was £120!!! Don't dare feel bad because your Norma!!! My baby was 1 in April and I didn't buy him anything. I made him a busy board. I'm sorry but That previous post has actually annoyed me. You keep being a good mum. That's nothing to do with presents xx
Just looking at this board... the only things I’ve seen her give him to eat is sweet potato.... where do crisps and burgers come into it?!She had a right touch him starting to crawl last week. The “I Can” section of that board would have been a bit bare. Also she had to get about her homemade cooking on there didn’t she
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