Mrs Hinch #181 Recycling stories for the gram, when will her sheep realise she’s a scam?

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Thread: Happy Birthday RonnieDonnyDingDong! Hinchy’s turned it all out for the gram
 
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Her life literally revolves around Instagram. Instagram before her child even. I get any Mam wanting to make it a special day, but the absolute ridiculous lengths she goes to for the perfect picture is baffling she’s making a right tit of hersel now. She could quite easily have put the phone away and celebrated his birthday privately but no doubt he will be splashed all over tinterweb again, manic smile, crinkled nose, in her party dress for her special day.
 
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She really is clueless about food isn’t she?! All of that party food she’s made will be vile tomorrow!!!! Soggy and stale and
 
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I dressed as a pirate for my sons first birthday and as a unicorn (not a sexy version) for my daughters. I would love to see our soph in a massive bunny costume
 
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exactly it should say hinchliffe farm, hinch is not his surname, hinch is the surname of the character you've created. All about her again!!
Or maybe, just maybe, it should say Ronnie’s Farm. It’s supposed to be his birthday. Poor kid.
 
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I’m so excited to see the pic tomorrow of Ronseal bursting out of that blue waistcoat!
 
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Guys! bingo to me! Predicted 9 days ago the tacky blue blazer just like Peter rabbit! Bingo!!!!!
Thank goodness shes sparing the poor bugger from wearing the ears. Can you imagine how mortified hes going to be be in years to come
 
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White wouldn’t be my first choice of colour at one year old’s birthday party and that bandeau style! One pull from the birthday boy and they’ll be swinging in the breeze zoph, say cheese

I think interest in R will begin to tail off once he’s one and officially entering toddler zone, this will be the last big hurrah until she has another one...
 
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I thought she said it was from ebay
 
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All for the gram is so upsetting that poor boy every inch of his life all for content can't even have his birthday private
 
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Thread: Little Ronnie turns 1 hip hip hooray but The Hinch will always make it her big day.
 
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Ahh yes. You're wearing that dress because God forbid anyone else be centre of attention even on their own birthday. Looks like net curtains we had in the 90s mind, but who got bingo on her wearing a full on gown? At least it's not a great big meringue
 
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I’d have a lot more respect for her if she just said “guys I bought myself a really nice dress for the day because you know what, I gave birth to him and mummy’s you should treat yourself on their birthdays too!”
 
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