Aaahhh you know what I think I saw that briefly (behind my wine eyes too I’ll add
Omg don’t apologise for it, if you don’t like swearing then you don’t like swearing!! I’m happy to try and curb it a bit....lord knows I need to!!
Aaahhh you know what I think I saw that briefly (behind my wine eyes too I’ll addLol yes im not a fan of swearing and did a little post a while ago (after a few too many wines) about how folk accuse Tattlers of being vile and insulting and if we maybe didn't use such bad language then there would be no comeback.... I now realise that this was a bit naive of me because this is the place where we do come to vent so swearing goes along with that. Soz guyzzz I was just learning. Luckily I learn quicker that a certain person so swear away all you fucking want my lovely Tattlers
He’s on a ‘career break’Does jamie work?
I once moved into a house with a room decorated in what could only be described as "radioactive snot". I wonder how much money it would take for her to like that colour? It'd look great in the loft!I grew up with avocado green and tangerine orange,
Surely she won't go there
I live in essex and jaywick is a proper shithole. probably 40 mins from where I am . Beach is lovely tho.. literally next door to clacton. My friend lives in jaywick , she will tell you its clacton though . It's not it def jaywick , she wouldn't even admit itSo i am no good with places and geography etc so please forgive me if this is stupid question but if hinch lives in essex does that mean she lives near that dodgy jaywick place i have seen on tv?
No Maldon is nowhere near Jaywick. Some lovely lovely areas in that part of Essex actually. Burnham-on-Crouch, DanburyI live in essex and jaywick is a proper shithole. probably 40 mins from wfwrre I am . Beach is lovely tho.. literally next door to clacton. My friend lives in jaywick , she will tell you its clacton though . It's not it def jaywick , she wouldn't even admit it. It is exactly how it is on the TV . Meth teeth and drunks the majority on benefits.. hell hole of a place
In the memory corner or the new Penthouse bedroom? Or carry the theme through?Knowing her brass neck she could market snot coloured paint and make a fortune !I once moved into a house with a room decorated in what could only be described as "radioactive snot". I wonder how much money it would take for her to like that colour? It'd look great in the loft!
There's nothing wrong in being someone's nanny.Almost wet myself then and forgot that I’m not alone anymore
Mr Makaraka: what the fuck you doing?
Me: can’t.im.gonna.wee (in between snorts)
also I’m so glad I’m only really on this thread
Other threads are crazy weird
I got accused of being someones nanny earlier
All cause I have half heartedly posted something whilst pissed and half asleep
I’ll stay here now. I feel much safer amongst you trollzzzz
all the vest
You cant get a mortgage in Jaywick.Most of the houses are made out of pallets with a splattering of concreteI live in essex and jaywick is a proper shithole. probably 40 mins from where I am . Beach is lovely tho.. literally next door to clacton. My friend lives in jaywick , she will tell you its clacton though . It's not it def jaywick , she wouldn't even admit it. It is exactly how it is on the TV . Meth teeth and drunks the majority on benefits.. hell hole of a place... she bought her place for pennies .. it's so cheap to buy there. She literally sold her place in east london and bought outright
I love jaywick beach, it's like a different world when u get to the end and get to martello beach caravan park lol. Feel like I'm on a luxury holiday when I visitI live in essex and jaywick is a proper shithole. probably 40 mins from where I am . Beach is lovely tho.. literally next door to clacton. My friend lives in jaywick , she will tell you its clacton though . It's not it def jaywick , she wouldn't even admit it. It is exactly how it is on the TV . Meth teeth and drunks the majority on benefits.. hell hole of a place... she bought her place for pennies .. it's so cheap to buy there. She literally sold her place in east london and bought outright
Yes hes full time. The job description read as...Does jamie work?
Off topic but can anybody remember the woman on the show who threaded SghettiI live in essex and jaywick is a proper shithole. probably 40 mins from where I am . Beach is lovely tho.. literally next door to clacton. My friend lives in jaywick , she will tell you its clacton though . It's not it def jaywick , she wouldn't even admit it. It is exactly how it is on the TV . Meth teeth and drunks the majority on benefits.. hell hole of a place... she bought her place for pennies .. it's so cheap to buy there. She literally sold her place in east london and bought outright
Had a big win on willy hillsWell Jamie vest has done her proud
She has hit the 3.5 mill of bots followers
She will be celebrating by doing a photoshoot in the rain etc or getting (paying) Ok mag to do a spread
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Do you ever think about things that Hinch used to share with us and think, "I wonder what happened to that item?" I am just sat here thinking about that little garden seat on wheels that she loved so much. I'm sure Jamie took it for a spin around the living room and it was never seen again. RIP to all the items she loved and then cast aside when the company they came from didn't lick her backside.
Only when you change his batteries.Does jamie work?
Full Time carer for Soph! Or full time sits on his arse and buys soph lots of new followers.Does jamie work?
I wonder if they’re still taking on?Yes hes full time. The job description read as...
Person needed as general bitch. No previous experience needed, but must have no balls, be able to lie persistently and be crap at acting when needed to con general public out of money.
This is a 24hr role.
Being on call is essential.
Duties may include: Babysitting a fully grown woman. Twice monthly 1/2hr dog walk. Quarterly updates on your social media to remind people you exist. Occasional gardening required and building cheap shit from China. Grunting/making yourself look a twat when commanded to.
Must be competent in handling money as frequent buying of followers is essential.
Please note, you will have no authority whatsoever and will have to be compliant with everything that is put to you. You will never be fed wholesome food. You'll will never be able to see, or speak of your family. Consider them non existent. You may find passive aggressive posts made about you to 3.5 million people occassionaly
Perks are as follows: Full access to brand new Range Rover and Audi, rent free living, free holidays and use of all free mod cons
Yearly bonuses: not guaranteed, but you might get to sniff neck talc if you've done everything correctly
Still not open,I heard he was betting on an illegal game of tiddly winksHad a big win on willy hills
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