Or maybe more like Mr Hinch is scared of his beloved Mrs Hinch getting "The strictly curse" and has "encouraged" her not to do it out of fear
'Baybe you ain't doin' strictley and that's that'
'Oh for fucks sake JAIMEY why?!'
'Coz you might run off wic Brendan thats why!'
'Oh
duck off JAIMEY like. I would never cheat on anyone! I'm Mrs Hinch mayte, it would be bad for the brand.'
'Uh baybe, are you forgettin' how we started?'
'...oh yeh. But that doesnt count does it! I'm famous now. Besides once I'm on strictly I can flog more of my activity journal and plastic crystal pens! FINK OF THA MONEY JAIMEY!!!'
'Oh fine! But only if im allowed back to willy hills again!'
'Nah
duck that you cheeky bastard! I'm goin on the telley and that's final! Now go see to your son, hes crying again! Im busy sticking on me false nails off trayce'
'But Ronnie ain't crying baybe?'
'Not
bleeping ronnEy! HenrEy!'
'Awh no baybe hes prob got the shits again from that fuxking bon bon cake'
'DONT YOU MENTION THAT NAME IN THIS HOUSE!!JUST FUCKIN GO!'