Mrs Hinch #165 A bowl of moss, some yoghurt and pasta Henry’s trying to escape quick run

[Missinthebackground]

Them fucking ebay dresses . Oh fuck off my eyes rolled so hard there I saw the back Of my skull ffs

 

[hinchsumz]

I AM SICK TO GOD DAMN DEATH OF SEEING THOSE MARKET SHITE EBAY DRESSES.....FFS SOMEONE TELL HER THEY'RE ROTTING

 

[goaldigger]

Am I the only one who wants to stick that labelling machine where the sun don't shine???
It doesn't make everything look "organised" it makes it look like you live in a 1970's office!!

 

[Missinthebackground]

Okay, which one of you bastard trolls sprayed your hinchy neighbours garden furniture red??

 

[Makaraka]

The cringe of that video last night with Ronnie! Constantly checking up on herself - was that a reused video though? Because I’ve seen that before or is it just that she’s so boring and everything looks the same on her account now!

 

[starshineangelxx]

Seen on mumsnet
"Not bashing her at all, I really quite like her page.

But this morning I saw her videos about wearing a dress and putting her nails on, baby has eaten a lovely homemade breakfast, house is clean and it's only the morning.

I'm usually dressed in baggy old clothes (even though I have a wardrobe full of nice things), I make nice things for the baby to eat but she just throws it on the floor, and if I do get a chance to tidy something it's messy again within an hour. DD hasn't slept well at night all week, and is resisting her daytime naps so I'm exhausted.

How does she do it? Are other people able to do it? I don't understand what I'm doing wrong https://tattle.life/threads/19920/."

And I cant seen any difference in Henry, he still looks fat!

 

[airyfairy76]

Is that not his breed that makes him chunky? A bit like pugs and Staffies? They always look on the heavier side. Rotund

Nope. My spaniel doesn’t look fat. I posted this photo the other day - even though she’s a hairy girl at the moment, she still looks slim and has a waist.

Please put your dog on a diet Sophlora

He also never seems to be taken off lead when he is taken out - my spaniel and I did a 10km walk yesterday morning. Let him run free for a while!

 

[mammaof3]

"Beautiful inside and out"....I guess this is the phase all the bots are programmed to say on any grid posts she puts up!!
That or she's Derren fucking Brown and she sends subliminal messages to her followers to all say the same gushy comment about her!
It's a fucking pointless comment anyway, it's what you say when you don't actually have anything nice to say, it means nothing!!

There you go, People, hard at work liking and making comments for the grammers that have bought their fans

 

[Louanne]

She really does have a poor relationship with food doesn’t she? Hula Hoops for breakfast? Just doesn’t fit with all the trouble she goes to for Ronnie’s lunch?

 

[Bogwoppit]

Probably said before but why is Ronnie always sleeping on the same side? Why doesn’t lardarse ever bark? I personally wouldn’t let a dog on my bed let alone on the pillows and what has Jimbob been up to buying flowers, wonder if spent all his pocket money on willy hill & needs some more money

 

[fannysjohnny]

How has this woman made it 30 years without ever cooking egg noodles??

How has she made it 30 years?

 

[Shazzyshizzle]

Oh look SS has been up from 4 with Rex and not Gretel has been up since 5.30, fuck me bet she's been to elevenarife too

 

[Louanne]

Relieved that Soph won’t be appearing on Celeb Gogglebox. SS and Swash are though.

 

[Mejustme]

Nope sorry not slimmer, it's just enhanced the lipstick

 

[Pepsi]

Guuyzzzzz I'v been blocked again (running out of accounts lol )
Last nights grid post was just too much for me.
I'm going to take it as a sign and stay off her page for a while for the sake of my own mental health.
The woman is deluded.
I can't take the silly talking, lies, poor held back little Ron Rons, the cheap tat, vestlife's smirky grin, that depressed dog, the voice, the pointy finger and the pure feckin stupidity of the woman.
The fact that she has earned so much money from absolutely no talent whatsoever, taking advantage of her poor sheep really gets to me and tbh life is too short to get this enraged on a regular basis.
This is a great place to "purge" that rage and some of your comments are classic and have made me laugh so much but i'm bowing out for a while.
I will come back for Ron Rons birthday (couldn't miss that) but for now i'm off to get my inner calm back and plant some vegetables.
Have fun you Tattlers, ATV

 

[MarthaJay]

This thread has shifted even more over the last few weeks. It seems to now be like her insta all about Mums, their babies, their development and in Tattle's case their safety. All no doubt very important topics. Sophs barely cleans now so is Tattle gearing up to ensuring she is relevant for gossip about predominantly her skills or lack of them as a Mother? Just asking. I did love watching her before and seeing her lies etc but I am not a mum so no interest in weaning etc or the size nappy which may or not be appropriate for him. I am sure she will soon burn out as she is so boring but nothing much of interest for us long term Hinch watchers.

 

[Smokeyjo]

Just catching up. My dog sometimes sleeps with a teddy, but that's usually after an hour of flinging it about. Then he'll take it to bed with him to tear teddy's head of, pull the stuffing out and falls sleep with the carcus of teddy's remains as he's worn himself out

You never hear of Henry doing ANYTHING dogs usually do. I don't believe that he's that human-like that he's never pulled a Teddy apart, scattered his dog toys everywhere (does he even have any?), pulled the bins apart or even shit? Not like we need to see Hinchy picking up dog shit, but surely it needs doing as Lardsnomes diet is shocking

 

[Fifah1907]

I’m so pleased she’s sharing her memories with us guyzzzzzzzz. Makes a change from sharing her shitty food choices.


I didn’t even go to my prom.
I was too much of a badass to attend

I went to mine and got chucked out for being a drunken riot and....ehhhh.....spending time with my partner in the bathroom

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

So she struggles to get him dressed because he kicks and screams and its all very stressful, boiling hot day so she puts him back into his baby grow. When he wakes from nap she has to change him again into something a bit cooler, so has to go through the whole process again of being kicked and hit by him. Anyone see where she went wrong? Thanks for the show and tell of ebay dresses so early in the morning. They're not see through guyzzz, hope this helps!!! Fack off!!!

 

[other things online]

Does anyone else get annoyed with this star and heart cutters with how much food she’s wasting sorry but it’s a bug bear!
AND Greek yoghurt with pesto what’s wrong with abit of Philadelphia Or cream! God her food are awful. I’ve just literally made for my kids cold pasta mixed with Philadelphia and a bit of cheese, and a side of salad.. so quick and easy! What’s wrong with some Heinz tomato soup with bread broken up n mixed in ha,