Mrs Hinch #160 Don’t be fooled by the gifts that I got, I’m still Soph from the block

[CheekyCrackerLover]

The man in the mirror.... loved how perfectly it summed up her split personality

 

[LaTela]

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I see she spent most of her day off eye-bleeping herself.

Oh, the irony! “If you wanna make the world a better place, take a look at yourself and make the change.”
Yeah, Sophlora, when ARE you going to take a look at yourself and make a change, eh?

 

[tippingpoint]

Plus she’s friends with Mario, a confirmed gay man

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

Anyone else think her bedding always looks a bit grubby today it looks a state

 

[Summerrose20]

But at least we know he does something around the house. Full-time lapdog to Soph, and does all the parenting, when she isn't using her son for content. Gave up a job he was good at, mixing with adult company, probably a cheeky beer or two after work on a friday. To have to be her gopher all day and eat her culinary abominations. I wonder if she gives him a allowance for being a good boy so he can buy himself something pretty.

She prob has a tripod and ring light like most "influencer" have. I doubt vest life is doing the filming. He's been banned to downstairs with tufts and fat dog slim

 

[DipsyDoodle]

She prob has a tripod and ring light like most "influencer" have. I doubt vest life is doing the filming. He's been banned to downstairs with tufts and fat dog slim

Nah, I reckon she'd want him nearby to make sure he's not on the Willy Hill app

 

[simplelifex]

Another thing aswell what ever happened to bug boys weather report? Did the seasons not change in Maldon and there was nothing else to report on??? Did hunch not like it that he was getting involved and keeping the hinchers 'entertained' stealing the limelight from me me me me

 

[CoolMom]

Serious question Soph, why did you need that plate stacker, storage thing? You have 4 dinner plates, 4 side plates, then a load of what looked like paper plates. You do know you could of stacked the side plates on top of the dinner ones and saved space that way and saved even more space cause you wouldn't have needed that thing you got from ebay. Bizarre.

I stack my plates in cupboards, dinner plates one side and smaller ones the other. Have I been doing it wrong all this time?!

Also how long til she paints the rack white or grey? Max 2 days.

 

[Amibovvered]

100000000%

my best friend is gay and he’s the best person in the whole wide world! Him and his partner want to go down the surrogacy route and although I bleeping hated being pregnant I’ve said if they can’t find someone and want to proceed I will do it for them!
But hoping they do find someone because
I can’t give up fags and drink again...

although might have to give up smoking now I can’t get any menthols

What a beautiful thing to offer

 

[Pollyx]

Wtaf her cleaning her mirror, she's so creepy, she goes on about being anxious about her looks etc but in actual fact she really does rate herself

 

[Johnson1901]

bleeping state of that! “Man in the mirror” you said it hon. It has been absolutely tropical here in Essex the last few days, yet she has that manky jumper on again. She must stink like her burger onions

Yet when it was cooler last week she had a dress on! She’s totally fucked up

 

[Silver Linings]

Thread suggestion - Blue Tit in the birdhouse, Grey tit in the dreamhouse.

Or, i’m talking to the twit in the mirror.

 

[Johnson1901]

What the bleeping duck was that you bleeping vain fucktard? Not only was it creepy as hell but nobody is fooled that you look like the middle shot, it's clearly more heavily filtered than Gretal. We've all seen your real face and you look like a foot.

look like a foot

 

[DipsyDoodle]

I stack my plates in cupboards, dinner plates one side and smaller ones the other. Have I been doing it wrong all this time?!

Also how long til she paints the rack white or grey? Max 2 days.

Ah, remember the days when she'd just had the glory hole put in, and she kept buying wooden and bamboo stuff (like the egg house she desperately hunted down) and we thought she might move away from grey everything? She soon gave that up didn't she

 

[Pollyx]

Hottest day of the year so far, what shall I wear I know , a thick wooly jumper

Yeah and a face full of makeup

 

[shadyessex33]

Plus she’s friends with Mario, a confirmed gay man

I’d use the term “friends” loosely for these two. They use each other. She throws him a mention every now and then, to show she helps with the dregs even though she is queen, and he laps it up because he gains a few more followers their little insta world is so fake

 

[CoolMom]

New thread suggestion (my 1st ever attempt guyzzz, be gentle, I'm still learning etc)

*Silly old Sophie's got cock on the brain, took a day off the gram cos us trollz called her vain*

 

[Leslie Nope]

Yeah and a face full of makeup

I haven't worn makeup in 10 weeks! Don't get me wrong, each to their own, whatever makes you feel good, but I just can't be arsed!

 

[PurpleLemonade]

Have the barmy army created a pissy stick shortage?

 

[Duchesspink]

I've never understood the boob tubes and half dressed running around in December yet when the weather heats up, shes wearing woolly jumpers