OK so sorry this is my tolerance point Sophie you managed it I am just someone who saw you on insta , thought you were amusing then realised what you were aiming for and realised that was life as a shopping sales platform. I stopped off at Tattle on the way and enjoyed posting about you. Never it has to be said in a troll way. As much as I enjoyed that it is now time to say goodbye. I have no doubt that I could carve time out to be amused by your silly life but I have many more real life challenges to deal with. So please you go on wanking your taps, putting your dog to bed in his own room (how relatable but yes so cute - not) and generally living your best life doing nothing of note. My relative working on the NHS front line as an A+E doc has just died, allegedly your sister is a trainee paramedic why on earth can you not come out and use your platform better? FFS if you had the BBQ just say so and apologise. If you didn't say so.