I forgot to tag @LimeGoss if they fancied the story of Mrs hinch hosting bbqs in lockdown it’s to late for me to quote the post now we’re on a new thread already
Maybe she makes all her sloppy baby poo looking shite prerecorded all in one day & reloads it onto the same plate with the grease marks still intactI know I did. 100% sure of it!
She posted this one first then deleted to post the one which she steals from that lady every single nightHow did she change it?
I had to leave that group - the amount of shit and crap a day they post!!!Has anyone posted it in the Hinch FB groups yet? All I can see is people getting moist (sorry!) over the inthestyle clothing range that they cant wait for....
I tried to but it wasn't approved.I had to leave that group - the amount of shit and crap a day they post!!!
Sorry meant to reply that I tried to post on a hinch page about the barbecue and it wasn't approved. Sent them the article thoughI tried to but it wasn't approved.
I really don’t think she will mention her family members, it’s too raw! She’s going to want us to forget about this article!I call for tomorrow a big old fake anxiety attack kinda day with am missing my parents and niece
And be kind quotes thrown in there with a day off socials
Perfect but you forget the bit where she's still learningggg guyzzzzShe’s probably going to be up all night planning the “Trump defence”;
right, guyzzzz, so. I wanted to share my life wiv you all guyz cause we’re all in this together eh? I know that there’s been some talk amongst the TROLLZ ‘bout me and ma family breaking lockdown for a bbq, right. Well, first off TROLLZ it actually weren’t a BBQ right cuz we don’t have one of those. I wouldn’t buy a bbq in these times, guyz, it’s just not fair on the shops and that. So what we did was we had some family round right, cause I’ve been anxious and that the past few weeks. But guyz, and I just want to share this with you guyz, cause I’ve been using dettol on everything (ad - gifted) my whole ‘ouse is actually a germ free zone. It’s not actually possible guyz for corona to cross into my home cause it’s been so Hinched. Now I’m not saying I’ve found a cure, guyz, cause it’s just me, little old Soph from the village, and I ain’t that smart - I just ain’t! But I’m sayin’ my family were safe to come ‘ere cuz all the bleach I use, innit?”
The best thing I’ve read today lolshe’s probably spending all day searching for the perfect Beyoncé song to change the lyrics too to support her denial of the bbq story.
“to the left, to the left,
All your neighbours staring at the fence to the left,
In the garden, BBQ stuff,
Kindly #gifted, so please don’t touch.
And keep talking that mess that’s fine,
Call the Sun and they’ll put it online,
All the Hinchcliffes enjoying the sun
Rules don’t apply to these extra special ones.
Standing in the backyard
Breaking lockdown like a fool
Talkin' 'bout, how Instas never seen someone as brilliant as you
The neighbours are twisted.
Teflon-Hinch, nothing sticks.Well, today has been a fookin blast, trollz. Unfortunately I think tomorrow we'll find that mud doesn't stick to shit, but at the very least Zoph will have had a very neck scratchy day...small wins guyzz. It's only a matter of time before her 15 mins are up anyway.
Absolutely no way in hell he eats the mash himself. No way. My baby is the same age as him, actually older by a few days - he makes more mess with buttered toast for Chris sakes it would be everywhereNo Sophie, you spoon feed him EVERYTHING.
Also that mash potato, how is a baby with a maximum of two teeth on one side of his mouth supposed to chew up a spring onion? I might be being a bit soft here but I wouldn't have given my children that in that situation as I'd be scared to give it to them, it's not like spring onion dissolves when it's in your mouth, it's quite tough isn't it xView attachment 118437
We all know she won’t address it
So I don’t know why I’m getting excited
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