Mrs Hinch #144 Fakes her tan, food is bland, babies on the bed, did she give him a hand?

[Cakeybakey28]

silicone and grout are totally different though I have that product as our rental house’s bathroom was a bit grim and needed a freshen and it’s literally just a superficial layer to refresh silicone (The rubbery caulk bit behind sinks etc) not grout. So she’s not used it properly she’s just bodged it

She’s definitely moving away from ‘cleaning’. She also can’t have been bothered about her eggy sink today because we didn’t have the usual zoflora and bicarb combo

I think silicone is different these days too, I think that’s prob acrylic silicone, I can’t see it adhering to the grout that easily. I wouldn’t be surprised if it don’t cure. I can’t see why she didn’t scrub bleach or the mildew spray with a toothbrush over it, it was an odd line of discolour too, looked a bit like their casseroles or burgers been shat up the wall lol
I can see drips running down tiles as she applied the renew stuff? If that was water in the grout line then that’s been pointless

 

[MoiraDingle]

Anyone else seen this? This person has 30K followers so 1%, ONE PERCNT of Hinch’s and she’s doing actual Ellas Kitchen ads!

So what is the deal with Sophie?? Not their demographic? Undeclared ads? She’s still casting that fishing rod out every day tagging them but they’re not biting!

 

[Sm00000]

I think silicone is different these days too, I think that’s prob acrylic silicone, I can’t see it adhering to the grout that easily. I wouldn’t be surprised if it don’t cure. I can’t see why she didn’t scrub bleach or the mildew spray with a toothbrush over it, it was an odd line of discolour too, looked a bit like their casseroles or burgers been shat up the wall lol
I can see drips running down tiles as she applied the renew stuff? If that was water in the grout line then that’s been pointless

remember when she used to put bleach on cotton pads and leave them stuck on the wall to soak why didn’t she just do that?

 

[Nijeoasa02]

silicone and grout are totally different though I have that product as our rental house’s bathroom was a bit grim and needed a freshen and it’s literally just a superficial layer to refresh silicone (The rubbery caulk bit behind sinks etc) not grout. So she’s not used it properly she’s just bodged it

She’s definitely moving away from ‘cleaning’. She also can’t have been bothered about her eggy sink today because we didn’t have the usual zoflora and bicarb combo

She probably did film herselfmcleaning the eggy sink but is saving it for us for tomorrow. Pre recorded eggyness

 

[Bubblesandflowers]

Anyone else seen this? This person has 30K followers so 1%, ONE PERCNT of Hinch’s and she’s doing actual Ellas Kitchen ads!

So what is the deal with Sophie?? Not their demographic? Undeclared ads? She’s still casting that fishing rod out every day tagging them but they’re not biting!

Good! I would buy Ella's kitchen purely because they have actively decided not to do business with someone like her.

 

[Sm00000]

She probably did film herselfmcleaning the eggy sink but is saving it for us for tomorrow. Pre recorded eggyness

I can see it already:

I forgot to bicarb the sink yesterday guyzzzz so my whole house smelt because we knocked all the walls down and the odour just floated right through the drive through. Can’t believe I forgot, silly old Soph. You need to zoflo, bicarb and light 837463893 wax melts to sort it, ATB

 

[Noseybonk]

new to this so apologies if I do this wrong, Sophie and Stacey Solomon do this all the time. My friend has a small jewellery business sent them both about £200 worth of items for free and they both agreed to do a little story each. Neither of them did but I’ve seen them both wear the items from her in stories etc and never tagged her brand. She even reached out to them and they just ignored her messages.

This to me sums up why there are 144 threads about this bint (so far) Shes so selfish!

 

[MoiraDingle]

Good! I would buy Ella's kitchen purely because they have actively decided not to do business with someone like her.

Me too. She is much more relatable than Perfect Princess Sophie at the Castle of Clean where everyone sings about unicorns and rainbows.

 

[Cakeybakey28]

remember when she used to put bleach on cotton pads and leave them stuck on the wall to soak why didn’t she just do that?

Because she’s being paid to promote that product 100%. I don’t get why she thinks any of her army have £87 to spend right now in a tube of sealant, and why that seller she seems to be airing thinks they will get some mug to pay it.

 

[HereForTheGossipAlways]

Has anyone managed to find someone trying to flog it for £87 a bottle? I haven’t.....

Me either and trust me I’ve hunted high and low

 

[Marmaladeapricot]

Anyone else seen this? This person has 30K followers so 1%, ONE PERCNT of Hinch’s and she’s doing actual Ellas Kitchen ads!

So what is the deal with Sophie?? Not their demographic? Undeclared ads? She’s still casting that fishing rod out every day tagging them but they’re not biting!

Because her bat tit cult aren’t their target market, they’re more the Heinz jars and rusk type.

 

[ShockAdGift]

Cookery book/checklist/blank lined pages in the pipeline.
Salmonella by S. R. Hinchflop.

 

[Anyoneunknown]

I have a lassie on footy bus I go on who does this I just laugh when I go somewhere knowing fine well she will go. She even said on my wedding day I love your dress can I have it I said eh no hinch is very like that with ss

Late to the party but a saying I say for this “if you’ve been to Tenerife, they’ve been to elevenerife”

 

[Wizzywoo]

Hinchs story, whoever called it that ronnie is not eating any of that food is 100% right who is She trying to fool cooking up all these rank concoctions making out like he’s actually eating them. Hun the most you do is get him to put a piece of food in his mouth and boomerang it going in and out. Never actually seen him eat any real food have we sophie? And then you confirm everyones suspicions that your son cannot eat real food, by posting yourself FEEDING HIM AN ELLAS KITCHEN POUCHHe is TEN MONTHS OLD. He shoukd not be living off them and should be able to eat real food like every other baby. Shocking

JUST GIVE HIM A BANANA!!!!!!!

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

About this eye sore




I must say (and give credit where it’s due) , but you surprised me Soph. I always thought you were so anal when it came to cleaning and hygiene. But I’m stunned.... that you would youse (Hi Maris Piper) dirty sticks and bring them indoors without proper treatment


‘You have to let your branch dry out. Freshly cut branches can take anywhere from 6 months to a year to completely dry out.

You need to scrape the bark off because there could be bugs living in it. Some people like the look of the bark and use chemicals to ward off the bugs but I wasn’t taking any chances’

 

[Cucumber and eggs]

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[Littlemissmessy]

Is it safe to say that Henry hasn't been walked again today? It drives me mad that she proclaims to love her dog so much but fails to walk him. As a dog owner I find that unforgivable. They live for walks. It's bloody cruel and neglectful not to. Forget giving him his own bedroom and stuffing him full of treats.. walk your dog!!! I'm sure if either of the lazy pair had it would be documented, like yesterdays pick up sticks fiasco. You love your handsnomes so much??? WALK HIM! And if not you soph (), what's that big useless lump onslow doing all day? Get off your phones and walk your dog! Sorry for the rant but it really grinds my gears

 

[HesterPrynne]

Going back to the silicone/grout disaster, if i were her and claimed to be some clean queen, I'd be ashamed to show my grout that filthy.
My house is ancient and the bathroom hasn't been done up in years and the grouting isn't half as bad as hers which is relatively new!
Everything is so bloody superficial with that woman.

 

[Cakeybakey28]

Going back to the silicone/grout disaster, if i were her and claimed to be some clean queen, I'd be ashamed to show my grout that filthy.
My house is ancient and the bathroom hasn't been done up in years and the grouting isn't half as bad as hers which is relatively new!
Everything is so bloody superficial with that woman.

I thought that too, I can’t see she would have allowed it to get that colour, clean it whilst having a shower with the old mans toothbrush haha.
Anyway I think she used the wrong product for her brown stain. I can’t see that sealant going off

I thought that too, I can’t see she would have allowed it to get that colour, clean it whilst having a shower with the old mans toothbrush haha.
Anyway I think she used the wrong product for her brown stain. I can’t see that sealant going off

I’m thinking now it might be a smear of fake tan or her Estée Lauder doublewear, but equally could have been some anal leakage lol

 

[HereForTheGossipAlways]

I thought that too, I can’t see she would have allowed it to get that colour, clean it whilst having a shower with the old mans toothbrush haha.
Anyway I think she used the wrong product for her brown stain. I can’t see that sealant going off


I’m thinking now it might be a smear of fake tan or her Estée Lauder doublewear, but equally could have been some anal leakage lol

I am done. Anal leakage. I can’t breathe