Mrs Hinch #139 Its Thursday, time to clap They have to be LAUDERR cos they're out the back

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I literally have to clean the filter and brush every other time I Hoover 🙄 I also had my shark before hinch 🤣
Sharks are tit ,, I had a dyson DC02 thing lasted years when it died my husband went out and bought one of those sharks . I tried it once ,hated the thing i refuse to Hoover now and havent touched the thing since . My son hoovers now as does my husband.. I've got a secret Henry Hoover in the summer house I whip out now and again ... my husband think its the best invention since the wheel
 
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Her freshnup Friday list is the same tit she’s done everyday this week, look forward to the pre recorded videos
ATV
 
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41? That’s a hell of a difference! I know to some people it doesn’t matter but 11 years... they used them last year when she was pregnant aswell, I wonder if something is going on too cause of the stories today with him, more cheating songs, pretending to hit him... would it be dead if she left him tho? Wouldn’t that project her even more if something was happening and she found herself being a single parent and still keeping on top of everything?
I think the 11 years when they first got together too...I think she was 24/25 something like that, she got with her boss when he was 35/36 it really doesn’t help the image of him being a bit leery in my mind. I’m currently 37, I couldn’t imagine being with a 26 year old, I’d feel like his mother, I already do with the 42 year old I’m with 😂😂
Those couple counselling cards, it’s a bit sad they need them, they’ve barely been married 18 months and they have a young child, yet they need help to have a conversation in the evening, that sets alarm bells ringing. Something seems off in their relationship (I’m heavily speculating here, absolutely no proof to back it up) but, a young niave girl who’s been mollycoddled by her parents all her life (particularly mummy dearest) jumped between jobs (she’s worked in after school care, and a waitress etc) then gets a job in sales. By all accounts she was good at her job, then she shacks up with the boss, who’s older, is a manager, presumably would have been on a good wage plus commission. She could walk away from her job and go to night school to become a “hairdresser” little princess Sophie being looked after by her older boyfriend, I’d say he called the shots...she says in her “book” yes I’ve read it, yes it was tit that this was when she started cleaning as her anxiety was bad being home alone all day with only Henry for company. Then they move out of that flat into current castle greyskull. Within a couple of years she’s become huge, to the point he’s been able to stop working (cough take a career break cough) and the power has shifted. She’s the face of their brand. I wonder if what first attracted her to him has worn off a bit...he’s went from a high powered job to being a house husband, she sneers at him a lot, does she now think she’s better than him, and he’s just a yes man now so that he gets his pocket money 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔
Hinchy doesn’t look well at all, and it’s not just because she’s no fake tan on etc, she’s skin and bone and lost her sparkle.
All her arse lickers declaring they’re couple goals etc...bullshit, I wouldn’t want that relationship! I’d rather be skint but happy than having to portray my perfect little life all the time.
I have completely went off on a tangent, as I tend to when I get going! I know we shouldn’t compare her and Stacey but it’s hard not to when they’re morphing into the same person...Stacey and Joe’s date night was really cute the other night, their fire pit is gorgeous. What do the Grinches do? Eat raw onion nachos and watch a film about adultery, and film themselves in that god awful gretal filter.
 
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I have to say I laugh along at most of the comments here apart from the comments about Henry. They are strange. How can anyone hate an innocent animal? Idk just baffles me. I love animals it’s not his fault his owners are vile. I feel sorry for him
 
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Sharks are tit ,, I had a dyson DC02 thing lasted years when it died my husband went out and bought one of those sharks . I tried it once ,hated the thing i refuse to Hoover now and havent touched the thing since . My son hoovers now as does my husband.. I've got a secret Henry Hoover in the summer house I whip out now and again ... my husband think its the best invention since the wheel
I brought a dyson over a shark, I had the option but have always grown up with my mom having a dyson, my Nan and anyone else so I knew they were the best, I don’t understand why a hoover needs to have head lights on it 🤔
 
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Tufters sounds like something a small child would name a dog when their parents said pick a name for the new puppy ffs

She's such an embarrassment
I must admit, we call our 2 year old boy, Doodles. 😂😂 Have done since he was a baby. His name is Jack, and his brother called him Jackadoodles, which got shortened to Doodles and stuck. He responds to it aswell. 😂🤦‍♀️
 
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The stories of Ronnie are cute but is she trying to make out he's jumping up behind the sofa by himself? Cause Jamie is obviously behind there helping him up!!! 😂😂
 
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I saw on a Mrs Hinch fan page thing on Facebook the other day it was like what are cleaning hypes u don’t follow or something along those lines and I swear every comment was “hoover lines” “mixing zoflora to spray around the house”. Just thought it was a bit contradicting that the stuff they were sayings all things Hinch brought in and funny how they’re on a fan page and saying it. 😂

It got me thinking though, I’d loveeeeeeeee just out of sheer curiosity if her followers on Instagram were whittled down to just her crazy Hinchers, how many there’d be? 🤔 I’m guessing a couple of thousand at most, I definitely do think more and more people are seeing through her for what she is or just getting fed up with her tit content! I would love to see this happen 🤭
Even if she just cleared out the bot accounts her number of followers would drop dramatically 😂 there have been so many new people on here the last couple of weeks, and a lot of them have been saying they used to follow her but were getting pissed off and googled to see if others felt the same. Hopefully if one good thing can come out of this pandemic it'll be the beginning of the end for useless influencers. Without shopping Hinch has been scraping the bottom of the barrel for content and it seems like a lot of people are starting to see through her. At a time when we are all making sacrifices for the good of everyone, she is showing herself up as the vacuous bimbo that she is.
 
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My son is after some new book’s to read he is 9, he has been on Amazon & come across the Hinch book, I said ‘do you know what that is?’ He said ‘no’ I said ‘it’s a blank book to write lists in’ his reaction ‘you can buy a blank book for £1 mum!’ Even a child knows what a pile of tit it is!
 
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I must admit, we call our 2 year old boy, Doodles. 😂😂 Have done since he was a baby. His name is Jack, and his brother called him Jackadoodles, which got shortened to Doodles and stuck. He responds to it aswell. 😂🤦‍♀️
My son always responded to noodle! No idea where it came from and it's something we called him until he was about 6! 😂
 
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I'm wondering if she was/is trying to get RonnieBlessHimHasTuftzzzButDoesFuckAllAllDayLong to be some kind of Ella's pouch model? The pouches in Aldi / unbranded ones are dirt cheap but she gets truckloads of Ella's? Then parades her kid all over the net and Ella's still aren't interested 🤔
 
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I think the 11 years when they first got together too...I think she was 24/25 something like that, she got with her boss when he was 35/36 it really doesn’t help the image of him being a bit leery in my mind. I’m currently 37, I couldn’t imagine being with a 26 year old, I’d feel like his mother, I already do with the 42 year old I’m with 😂😂
Those couple counselling cards, it’s a bit sad they need them, they’ve barely been married 18 months and they have a young child, yet they need help to have a conversation in the evening, that sets alarm bells ringing. Something seems off in their relationship (I’m heavily speculating here, absolutely no proof to back it up) but, a young niave girl who’s been mollycoddled by her parents all her life (particularly mummy dearest) jumped between jobs (she’s worked in after school care, and a waitress etc) then gets a job in sales. By all accounts she was good at her job, then she shacks up with the boss, who’s older, is a manager, presumably would have been on a good wage plus commission. She could walk away from her job and go to night school to become a “hairdresser” little princess Sophie being looked after by her older boyfriend, I’d say he called the shots...she says in her “book” yes I’ve read it, yes it was tit that this was when she started cleaning as her anxiety was bad being home alone all day with only Henry for company. Then they move out of that flat into current castle greyskull. Within a couple of years she’s become huge, to the point he’s been able to stop working (cough take a career break cough) and the power has shifted. She’s the face of their brand. I wonder if what first attracted her to him has worn off a bit...he’s went from a high powered job to being a house husband, she sneers at him a lot, does she now think she’s better than him, and he’s just a yes man now so that he gets his pocket money 🤷🏻‍♀️🤔
Hinchy doesn’t look well at all, and it’s not just because she’s no fake tan on etc, she’s skin and bone and lost her sparkle.
All her arse lickers declaring they’re couple goals etc...bullshit, I wouldn’t want that relationship! I’d rather be skint but happy than having to portray my perfect little life all the time.
I have completely went off on a tangent, as I tend to when I get going! I know we shouldn’t compare her and Stacey but it’s hard not to when they’re morphing into the same person...Stacey and Joe’s date night was really cute the other night, their fire pit is gorgeous. What do the Grinches do? Eat raw onion nachos and watch a film about adultery, and film themselves in that god awful gretal filter.
Brilliant observations , 100% agree
 
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Well hinch, your stories today so far are as disappointing as an unsalted pretzel! Bland and tasteless just like you 🤣
 
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is Hinchy to thick to notice that in all those video's she does of her and Ron Ron, there isn't a single point where he is actually looking into her eyes. Yes granted he is smiling but it's probaly at the person stood next/behind her. How can this not upset or get too her? Most Mum's would be devasted, in fairness it just goes to show she is an emotionless robot. All he see's is a phone and that's what he identifies as his Mum.

And there is no way he is standing up behind that sofa, clearly having some help. Why would you force your child into making believe he can do something he actually can't. Oh yea it's too impress everyone on the gram, well let me tell you most if not all the people are unimpressed.

ATV x
 
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I must admit, we call our 2 year old boy, Doodles. 😂😂 Have done since he was a baby. His name is Jack, and his brother called him Jackadoodles, which got shortened to Doodles and stuck. He responds to it aswell. 😂🤦‍♀️
My 22 year old nephew is a jack and his nickname has been doodles since he was a baby. 😂😂
 
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I have to say I laugh along at most of the comments here apart from the comments about Henry. They are strange. How can anyone hate an innocent animal? Idk just baffles me. I love animals it’s not his fault his owners are vile. I feel sorry for him
They’re the funniest thing on here, he’s just a dog he can’t read them and be offended 😅 better Henry than Ronnie!

Hinch opens him up to ridicule, like when she said he put on weight over Christmas and we all pictured him on the prosecco, cheese board in hand, it was absolutely hilarious added to the comments on here.
 
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She’s got her hand on his back as he clearly can’t sit up unaided for more than a few seconds. Before people jump on this and say how their kid didn’t sit unaided til XYZ.. She makes such an effort to make it look like he can stand up... why does she need to fake it?
I would never try & fake milestones or be ashamed of when my child is doing things. She should be enjoying everything he does whenever that is rather than fake it for instagram
 
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Well hinch, your stories today so far are as disappointing as an unsalted pretzel! You really don't have any interesting content do you, which i find quite hilarious. Just goes to show how boring you and your little life is. Very unremarkable indeed 🤣
I'm finding it funny how much she's struggling for content without the Hinch hauls and swipe ups. Other than posting Ronnie, which face it, parenting is not her strong point, she hasn't a clue how to diversify her business, bizarre considering they are both 'top ranking sales people'. I suspect their sales experience spans no further than a call centre.
 
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She’s got that bleeping jumper on again! It’ll be walking itself to the washing machine soon!
 
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