I really wish Mrs Doubtfire would take a looooonnnnggggg fecking break!!
I’m rather enjoying “gretaling” as a verb.I’ve just come home from trying to keep vulnerable people from sleeping on the streets. Then I see this pair of fecking thunder @unts gretaling to Whitney
It’s not right, it not ok ... get the duck out my way!!
I think this is also why she goes on and on about his tufts of hair - to cover up that maybe she’s disappointed he hasn’t got a full head of cute baby hair! She’s so desperate for Instagram perfection, and her disappointment is so obvious!He clearly does not sit unaided. I don’t care if he does are not all babies are different blah blah but WHYYY YOU LIEEE ZOPHHH?! Ashamed he’s not a picture perfect baby to slot so easily i to your picture perfect life
That review underneath though cryingI don’t understand being that much of a fan of someone that you would rate a blank book 5 star and recommend the book. She’s mugging you off darling!!!! £6 for a blank notebook
So when she started buying more followers because she knew she had to, to get their attention they then took the tit head on, she’s caused nothing but trouble since!@message me too
The article I was referring to regarding them approaching Gleam
‘It’s genuine, you know?’: why the online influencer industry is going ‘authentic’
The long read: Calamities such as Fyre Festival have tarnished the booming business of YouTube and Instagram stars. Now the industry’s top tastemakers have a new plan: keeping it realwww.theguardian.com
And soph, do what you did last time cackle cackleHee haw hee haw
LAUDER, LAUDER I CAN’T HEAR YOU
HEE HAWWWWWWW
I hate to admit this on here but since DOI I've developed a crush on Joe I might have to add this to the SS rave threadGuyzzzzz, send help! I just had a weird fever nap dream and I'm not sure where to go from here. I dreamt that I was having an affair with Joe Swash and Hinch was singing my name to the tune of "Jolene", and "please don't take her man" in a tiktok video with Gretel. It made national news and Joe and I ran off together into the sunset
I nearly choked on my drink reading this!! Definitely winning comment of the daynow I’ve got visions of her shouting hee haw when onslow gets his end away
i actually think it sounds like he says “all the vest” the second time roundI gave up watching her stories today after that singing .
why did Jamie say all the best twice in his stories today? I don’t watch them both daily but didn’t think they were saying it as much until you guys come up with all the vest!
@Astonishing was it your friend at gleam? Are they getting rid of her anytime soon
Dont forget the talc buberlooHee haw hee haw
LAUDER, LAUDER I CAN’T HEAR YOU
HEE HAWWWWWWW
Ahh this is what pisses me off so muchSo her and Fred Vest are playing with the baby and making him laugh, which is lovely.
The caption that goes with it says “I can’t believe the stuff we do as parents now”. Why does she act like she’s the first bleep to ever do anything?!
Definitely!! She's trying to prove she isn't disappointed with his grandad hair.I think this is also why she goes on and on about his tufts of hair - to cover up that maybe she’s disappointed he hasn’t got a full head of cute baby hair! She’s so desperate for Instagram perfection, and her disappointment is so obvious!
I’m actually cracking up laughing at this. Can’t you just imagine her braying like a donkey hee haw hee haw.Hee haw hee haw
LAUDER, LAUDER I CAN’T HEAR YOU
HEE HAWWWWWWW
Oh my god this is so funnyDont forget the talc buberloo
And why does she have to do her false laughing and drown Ronnie out . It’s so forced. All about her as usual.So her and Fred Vest are playing with the baby and making him laugh, which is lovely.
The caption that goes with it says “I can’t believe the stuff we do as parents now”. Why does she act like she’s the first bleep to ever do anything?!
Because she is guyzzzz. She’s the first person to chop her cushions. The first person who spray something with Febreeze the first person to use anythingggg guyzzz and the first person to have a baby and the first person to have an extension. And the first person who didn’t mean to become famousSo her and Fred Vest are playing with the baby and making him laugh, which is lovely.
The caption that goes with it says “I can’t believe the stuff we do as parents now”. Why does she act like she’s the first bleep to ever do anything?!