Mrs Hinch #132 Essential nails and parenting fails

[Flossy2019]

Another bench......did she really need it? NO and it’s not essential when she’s a got an outdoor bar table and stools and thta massive rattan seating area so what is the point in getting this and now all her sheep’s are going to que in there to get one....what an idiot she is and this is someone to look up to

She never even sits on the others. Always the egg chair

 

[Llamabama]

I know she has a tit load of garden furniture already but I don’t actually blame her for getting a bench if it’s true that it was a spontaneous purchase. Because if you’re stuck at home you may aswell get things to make your home nicer if you get what I mean? (That’s what I’ve been doing anyway albeit ordering online instead) And if you’re in the shop and happen to see something you like there’s no harm there but if she’s specifically sent onslow out to get a bench in the midst of a pandemic crisis then she’s a grade A twit.

 

[Fizzy bootlaces]

Why are they "Mrs Hinchs" gardening tools??? Why does she have to fecking label everything???? Has she early onset incase she forgets anyone's names? I noticed in Ronnie's standing pic this morning she has a GLASS jar labelled cotton balls? Is this incase she mistakes them for marshmallows?

 

[Sazz1006]

She needs to stop adding all these strings to Rrrrrronnnnie’s bow. Now he’s the next Alan Titchmarsh with his gardening tool box. Can’t stay awake for more than 5 minutes but he’ll be replanting the Amazon come June. ATB

Ronnie bless him next year helping in the garden

 

[MumtoKE]

Good job she doesn't live in my area, as all the pretty arrangements in that bench wouldn't last 5 mins with all the wind and rain we have had!

 

[something less identifiab]

Hinch and SS are playing a game with us. Taking a break from social media putting their phones away. Up watching the sunrise while everyone is asleep. Rocking in the egg chair. Particularly anxious at the moment. Writing a letter to mummy/ doing a quiz with mummy . SS even said about her shelves in the garden ‘if that makes sense’ . They are having a laugh. I’m sure there are other examples?

I agree! 'Two cheeks of the same arse' are doing it for our benefit!
They've already said that they speak on the phone every day!
Nasty pair of mean girls they are!

 

[MrsPed2016]

Bread - tick
Milk - tick
Eggs - tick
Garden bench - tick

 

[GossipBug]

Going to Morrisons for essentials and coming back with a bench. Jesus bleeping Christ these two are really removed from reality. I thought my husband coming home with Easter eggs was a bit of an unnecessary purchase but they've just gone above and beyond!

 

[Blablabla98]

I agree! '

Hinch and SS are playing a game with us. Taking a break from social media putting their phones away. Up watching the sunrise while everyone is asleep. Rocking in the egg chair. Particularly anxious at the moment. Writing a letter to mummy/ doing a quiz with mummy . SS even said about her shelves in the garden ‘if that makes sense’ . They are having a laugh. I’m sure there are other examples?

to be honest if they are Stacey is doing it right cause I do like her. Hinch is very unlike able

 

[Lauren-1996]

Must be nice to pop to morrisons and be able to impulse buy a £60 bench for no reason

 

[Mejustme]

The house as we know is full to the rafters with tat SO ...let's start filling the garden up

 

[Madams139]

I don’t believe jamie seen it on his own. Probably went to Morrison’s together and left Ronnie at home with her mum.

 

[Marie Antoinette]

Sorry if its already been said but the comment “it fits perfect here” wtf if it didn’t she would only need to move the flower pot over ...thick as tit ffs

 

[Thetruth123]

Why are none of her neighbours on here!!!
someone please just peer over the garden fence and prove ma Barker is there
that would make my bleeping year!!!!!

 

[L00kform3]

Just watched Staceys stories. What a breath of fresh air she is compared to Hinch. Genuine fun, laughter and excitement with her kids. Her cleaning and organising videos aren’t boring and samey and Joe acts like a genuine husband, as if to say ‘I love her but she don’t half get on my nerves’ which is just what real life couples are like. Mrs Hinch lives a very staged and fake life style.

 

[Katlen12]

Onslow get in the box....you’re the biggest tool she OWNS

 

[Redhead07]

I’m not buying all that about Onslow just happening to see that bench while he was out buying essentials. It’s just bullshit conceived to justify buying yet more garden furniture in the middle of a pandemic. As others have pointed out, they’re hardly short of places to sit in that garden are they? She seems as determined to cram tit into every available space out there as she is in the house.

She seems to have taken the recent criticism of her parenting & Ronnie’s development to heart, as she’s coming across as desperate to show us how well he’s doing & how much she does with him at the moment. I’ve got a revolutionary idea, why not just keep him off Instagram?!? That way his privacy is respected and she won’t have to deal with the ‘parenting trolls’. It’s a win win, surely!

 

[Flossy2019]

Sorry if its already been said but the comment “it fits perfect here” wtf if it didn’t she would only need to move the flower pot over ...thick as tit ffs

Ohh just like that it fits. It’s such a spontaneous purchase she wouldn’t be sure if it would fit!! Maybe the plant pots are gorilla glued down.. She always blames it on Jamie. Oh Jamie bought this ... when she probably threw his flip flops outside again and kicked off until he gave in

 

[Katlen12]

I mean how tight is that. What does she actually buy Ronnie.

Elle's kitchen pouches...actually no, maybe they are #gifted nothing, the answer is absolutely nothing

 

[noonecaresaboutyou]

Oh yeah. He’s another self obsessed prick that I can’t stand. Both love themselves. I fail to see why lol

Couldn't agree more and they both hang off their wife's every word, now a days we call that being under the thumb.