Mrs Hinch #130 Hinch hits an all time low. It's about the amazing NHS not you and Onslow.

[Fizzy bootlaces]

I am now loving looking at her stories to predict the next story she's taken from here....
Daily walk with Henry??? She has never put on any walks before now but all of a sudden after its been mentioned there she goes

The painting I mean just don't even bother wasting your time, the set up was all for the gram

Also I have to ask about the smoking?? I've been back through all the posts (yes I'm that sad) and I've seen comments about her going for a fag and stuff is this true? Have I missed something??

She has yellow fingers

 

[tuftofhaircrymeariver]

Has anyone seen this... JUST WHY? who are these obsessed freaks?

Omg that is the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen her sheep will do anything to try and get her attention... we’ll keep on trying cause she doesn’t give a duck about any one of you!

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

I see a few people mention unfollowing her once she had the baby and made it look easy. That’s what tipped me over the edge as I had a baby the same time and seeing her go about her daily life exactly the same as before she had him pissed me off as I was stuck home and my daughter was my priority. I was covered in sick and sleep deprived if I managed to wash up it was a miracle and she made me feel absolutely tit with her perfect baby perfect easy life. Expecting first time mums to do these huge hinch lists etc

I then started to the watch to see her little perfect life but didn’t envy it at all anymore and have the best bond with my daughter I spent so much time researching fun things to help her learn and encourage her and try my very best and I couldn’t give a tit if my sinks dirty because children need to be nurtured in order to thrive. I know all babies are different but I don’t feel he’s given a chance my daughter at 6 months was doing more than Ronnie but we played all the time on the floor (I was that mum that would put toys out of reach and when they have a wine about it encourage her to give it a try and not just give in and pass it) notice most of hinches stories of Ronnie have the sound off or a crap song put over the top and shows no interaction.

Sorry waffling on but by 7 months mine was eating everything we ate (although often a lower salt option with some things) I can’t wait to see what pretend food Ronnie is allowed to pose with tomorrow (Soph give us a video of him chopping on his cucumber at least)

 

[candcocoxx]

Just had a nose at her profile. Her house is much nicer than hinch’s though. I think that’s why hinch is always so desperate to keep upgrading her house coz there are so many home accounts out there and their houses are so much nicer than hers. When you compare her old kitchen to the one she has now I can see why she wanted to get it done coz compared to some of these other accounts her old kitchen was pretty basic

pinkpeonyhome- her meals are as exciting as Hinch's too- 3 chips on her plate of lasagne, perfectly garnished and complimented by a mouldy lettuce leaf hahahaha

Omg that is the creepiest thing I’ve ever seen her sheep will do anything to try and get her attention... we’ll keep on trying cause she doesn’t give a duck about any one of you!

This painting is absolutely petrifying isn't it ....

 

[NellieBellie]

Hinch’s home isn’t nice though. I like her bathrooms that’s about it. Everything else is all very cluttered and tacky, and even dated in some areas. I don’t have home envy with her as it’s just too much of a jumble sale and there’s just stuff everywhere!

 

[Kbird]

She could do some really great things with her platform, donating the proceeds of her book to the NHS for example.
“We are all in this together guys..” Hmm ok Soph, you self centred prick

The only thing she would do is give a few copies of her tit ‘book’ to the NHS, Guyzz we have to do what we can do I’m selflessly sending all hospitals a copy (at a discounted rate).
No need to thank me guys.

 

[L00kform3]

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Mrs hinch do you think we’re all dumb? More solar lights in the garage? Pull the other one.

 

[DCICassieStuart]

Thread title suggestion: Poor old Ronnie'd love to paint. Is Hinchy willing? No she ain't!

 

[Terry123]

Omg! ‘Little tufts’ The stupid daft bint! That was so uncomfortable/sad to watch he looked really upset and scared. How can she not see that even from the videos she posted earlier his demeanour is completely different.

He looked very frustrated. It is a bit worrying. Obviously if there are any SEN or developmental needs then it needs to be looked into and Hinch's parenting cannot be blamed

 

[GildedButterfly]

The nachos have made a return. Love a good nacho myself but would never post it online bragging like a twit and say there is a recipe for it ffs.

Nachos are notoriously hard to make actually!

It involves opening crisp packets, jars and pre grated cheese packets
Making sure the temperature is just right in the microwave.

 

[Snarkysnarky]

So the kid couldn’t possibly be allowed to use his own hands to paint with but it’s deemed acceptable to his idiot parents for him to chow down on the crusty dirties from the washing basket? Probably the first proper taste the wee one has had in his mouth to be fair.

 

[Fififoo]

Hinch’s home isn’t nice though. I like her bathrooms that’s about it. Everything else is all very cluttered and tacky, and even dated in some areas. I don’t have home envy with her as it’s just too much of a jumble sale and there’s just stuff everywhere!

My home is not perfect but it is a home. It is a mix of modern and old. It is lived in and relaxed. I went to mash potatoes for dinner and came across my great grannies potato masher and it made me smile. Everything in her home is fake and gifted. So sad and meaninglessness.

Nachos are notoriously hard to make actually!

It involves opening crisp packets, jars and pre grated cheese packets
Making sure the temperature is just right in the microwave.

Microwave!!! Lol. I always heat mine in the oven. But hinch probably doesn’t know how to use the oven

 

[shadyessex33]

She’s not put her bullshit bedtime inspirational post up........ devastated

 

[GildedButterfly]

My home is not perfect but it is a home. It is a mix of modern and old. It is lived in and relaxed. I went to mash potatoes for dinner and came across my great grannies potato masher and it made me smile. Everything in her home is fake and gifted. So sad and meaninglessness.


Microwave!!! Lol. I always heat mine in the oven. But hinch probably doesn’t know how to use the oven

I was getting into the mind of Hinch and we know she loves a good microwave meal ... soup, spaghetti etc

Probably uses her oven for storage.

 

[Redhead07]

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Lockdown has Hinch’s content lacking, Ronnie is bored witless & forever napping.

 

[Snarkysnarky]

She’s not put her bullshit bedtime inspirational post up........ devastated

She will be too busy making a hinch list of all the things she has to do tomorrow based on all us trolls’ suggestions. Walk hansums, play with child, feed child non slop.

 

[HereForTheComments456]

She’s not put her bullshit bedtime inspirational post up........ devastated

She’s not stealing that ladies quotes anymore. The last few she’s used have been other random quotes. I thought it was a bit rude that every night she would use her quotes and would never tag the woman in them. After a while she actually started to put her Instagram name of the quotes as she must have known that hinch was using them.

 

[shadyessex33]

She’s not stealing that ladies quotes anymore. The last few she’s used have been other random quotes. I thought it was a bit rude that every night she would use her quotes and would never tag the woman in them. After a while she actually started to put her Instagram name of the quotes as she must have known that hinch was using them.

Cheeky bleeping witch! Nothing is sacred with her is it?! If the boot were on the other foot she’d kick right off!

 

[LilPinkie]

He doesn’t move. They won’t need stair gates for a good few months lol. I think when he does start to move they will probably get a change of some sort so they don’t have to put ‘ugly’ stair gates on and ruin their show home

Probably stick up an electric fence. That’s grey.

 

[Snarkysnarky]

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